A SKELATAN FLOATEN IN SPACE BECUASE TEY GOT TO CLOSE TO THE MONOLITH AND DA TEXT SAYS "da share z0ne's 2025: a shit odyssey ,I'M SORRY DAVE INSTEAD OF SEARCH RESULTS HERES SOME SHIT I MADE UP, NOOO DAVE YOU CAN'T DISCONNECT ME WHO WILL WRITE YOU EMAILS, DAVE YOU SHOULD PANIC BUY A BUNCH OF STUFF BEFORE THE TARIFFS KICK IN, THE MONOLITH IS A BALATRO REFRENCE, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, IM SORRY DAVE AS A LANGUAGE MODEL I CANT OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS" - WHEN THEY WROTE ABOUT THE FUTURE BACK THEN THEY HAD TO MOSTLY BE OPTIMISTIC SO THE EVIL COMPUTER WOULD JUST LOCK YOU OUT OF A SPACE SHIP INSTEAD OF TURN THE ENTIRE BODY OF KNOWLEDGE HUMANS HAVE ACCUMULATED ONLINE INTO "AI SLOP" - AT LEAST EVERY ONE STOPPED SAYING "WHERE ARE THE FLYING CARS" ONCE HTEY REALIZED THE FUTURE WAS JUST BASICALY GOING TO BE LIKE IT IS NOW JUST HOTTER WITH MORE CARBON DIOXIDE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
