I BEEN.....
- KICKED
- FOOT RUN OVER
- PUNCHED
- HIT W/BEERBOTTLE
- STUNG BY BEE
- ADULT TOOTH KNOCKED OUT BY BIG DOG
- FIRED FROM JOB
- PARROT BIT DOWN TO FINGER BONE
- SAT ON COUCH IN DUMP & SPRING GOT ME IN ASS
- SPRAYED BY SKUNKS
- HIT ON HEAD WITH BOTTLE
- JUDO FLIPPED IN 8TH GRADE
- LIED TO
- CHEATED ON
- PENCIL LEAD STILL STUCK IN THUMB
GUESS WHAT?? STILL NOT DEAD BITCH
