STANDING UP TO PEE?
* gross * not healthy
* splashy * stall is better
* gotta put seat up * got to stay standing up
* have to aim the whole time
* not for everyone * not equality/problematic
* uncool in 2016 * cant crap during it
* for jocks * sets bad example
* urinals are gross * splashback
* what if you have a seizure
JUST NOT MY STYLE DUDE