GOT E. COLI FROM EATTING ASS
STILL GETTING FACE PIMPLES
BACK HURT'S EVERY DAY
TO TIRED TO EXERCISE
ELLAVATED CHOLESTERAL
DRINK TO MUCH COFFEE AND BEER
KITCHEN DRAWER TO FULL TO OPEN
TOOTH HURTS BUT HATE DENTIS
FORGOT HOW TO LIKE READING BOOK'S
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS
