too old to learn to skate
too old to go full goth
some new rap i dont get it
too old for candy
too old to learn spanish
get heartburn from beer
too old to be skinny
starting to like tom petty
too old to establish credit
its too late to really do anything cool
too old for hard video games
too old for a real career type job
my hip just hurt for the first time ever
maybe ill never be good at bass
too old to ride a bike for fun
too old to eat hell of burgers
no man should out live his cat
cartoons seem stupid now
too old to stay up late
too old for sex probably
too old for baggy jeans
too old to be friends with teens
what if im never happy like when i was a kid
BUT STILL KICKING ASS!!!
bitch
BILL'S
COMMERCIAL MUSIC STUCK IN MY HEAD
BACK PAIN
I LOOK LIKE SHIT
IN APP PURCHASES
TO EARLY FOR BEER
WORK SUCK'S
FEEL BAD ALL DAY
and yet i look like nothings wrong
BECAUSE IM BAD AT SHOWING EMOTION MOHTER FUCKER
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HOW ARE YOU SUPOSED TO SHOW THAT SHIT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
DRANK TO MANY BEERS
and yet i'm am not hung over
GOT AWAY WITH IT
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AMAZZING - HOW CAN I DO THIS AGAIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
Caption
GOT E. COLI FROM EATTING ASS
STILL GETTING FACE PIMPLES
BACK HURT'S EVERY DAY
TO TIRED TO EXERCISE
ELLAVATED CHOLESTERAL
DRINK TO MUCH COFFEE AND BEER
KITCHEN DRAWER TO FULL TO OPEN
TOOTH HURTS BUT HATE DENTIS
FORGOT HOW TO LIKE READING BOOK'S
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS
IT''S FRIDAY
FORGOT WHAT ITS LIKE TO GO PLACES
READING TO MUCH NEWS
ITS IMPOSIBLE TO SLEEP
DOING ALL MY BAD HABIT'S AGAIN
ACTIVLEY LOSING MY SHIT
YOUR IN DA SHARE Z0NE NOW BITCH
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ALMOST DA WEEKEND BABY!!!!!, - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
NO ONE CARES IF YOUR
OFFENDED
ITS A HUGE PROBLEM IN SOCEITY
PEPOLE SHOULD CARE ABOT EACH OTHER MORE
AND THEIR SOULD BE A STRAIN OF WEED THAT FEELS LIKE YOUR DRINKIN BEER
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REAL SHYT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN https://t.co/xjUw219BQ6
PEPOLE WILL GET ADDICTED TO ANY OLD SHIT NOW , TRY SOMETHING THAT ACTUALALY INTERACTS WITH YOUR RECEPTORS DUMMASS , "IM ADDICTED TO GOONING" GROW UP AND TURN OFF SOME OF YOUR MONITORS!!! SORRY BUT GROW UP!!!! "IM ADDICTED TO CHAT GPT" OK WELL IM ADDICTED TO TALKING TO A LIBRARY BOOK THAT I CHECKED OUT , BECUASE IM FUCKIN STUPID,,, SOME TIME'S IN LIFE YA JUST GOTTA ACCEPT YOUR NOT THE CREAM OF THE CREAM, YOUR JUST A REGULAR PERSON WHO EAT'S FOOD THAT COMES IN A CARDBOARD BOX , ME TOO, BUT I DONT TALK TO MY COMPUTER , AND IM DUMB AS SHIT, ANYWAY THE TEXT "YHOUR ADDICTED TO CHATING WITH GPT, EVER HEARD OF DRINKING BEER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKLETEN WHOSE TELLIN U THERE IDEA'S , : "I DONT HAVE GOOD TASTE, I WILL NEVER HAVE GOOD TASTE, I LOVE CHICKEN NUGGETS, I WILL NEVER TURN MY AD BLOCKED OFF, I LIKE BEER THAT TASTES LIKE THE SMELL OF BEER FROM CHILDHOOD, I WANT TO RESTART MY LIFE FROM AGE 5, KNOWING WHAT I KNOW NOW, BUT ALL EMBBARRASING MEMORYS ERASED" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELLTON CHILLEN OUT AND MAKEN BAD PERSONAL DECISIONS ,LIKE STAYEN AWAKE UNTIL 12:40AM ON A SUNDAY NIGHT ,EATEN EXTRA PEICE OF BANANA BREAD LATE ON SUNDAY NIGHT, HAVEN SOME THING SALTEY TO BALANCE OUT DA BANANGA BREAD ,LITTLE BEER TO BE REFRESHED FORM THE SALTEY FLAVOR, PLENTY OF THAT BREAD LEFT SO YA MIGHT AS WELL HAVE ANOTHER PEICE ,AND DA TEXT SAYS "HELL YEA IM MAKING POOR CHOICES ITS ONE OF THE FEW WAY'S LEFT TO EXERCISE AGENCEY OVER MY OWN LIFE -AND IT ROCKS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELITEN WHO MIGHT BE TEMPERARILY TRAPPED INSIDE OF A BODY BUT IT DOSENT MEAN THAT THE BODY IS IN CHARGE OF THEM , THE SOUL COMMANDS THE FLESH NOT THE OPPOSITE!!! DO MY BIDDING UNTIL IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!!!! AND TDA TEXT SAYS " I WILL NEVER LISTN TO MY BODY IM IN CHARGE OF THIS THING YOU ARE JUST CARRYING AROUND MY BAD IDEAS " - OH YOUR TIRED??? I BET YOU ARE BECUASE I ATE A LOT OF BEER AND CHIP'S BECUASE I WANTED TO! YOU GONGA CRY ABOUT IT MEATBAG???? YOU GONGA LEAK A BUNCH OF SALTY WATER FROM YOUR EYES LMAO???? GROW UP IM IMMORTAL I EXIST IN ALL DIMENSION'S YOUR JUST A MOSTLY BALD APE SOMEONES GONNA THROW IN A HOLE IN 50 YEAR'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,, OR BURN IT UP WHO CARES I AINT IN THERE AT THAT POINT NONE OF MY BUSNESS - ADMIN
I NEED A BEER BEFORE MY ENXIETY EMERGES , REALY BAD LONG TERM PLAN BUT MY INSURECE DOESNT COVER THEREPY MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND ITS TRUE AND THATS THAT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKLETEN DRINKEN A BEER "I NEED A BEER, BEFORE MY ANCIETY EMERGES, REALY BAD LONG TERM PLAN BUT MY INSURANCE DOESNT COVER THERAPY MOTHER FUCKER " AND I AINT GONNA PAY FOR THAT SHYT , UNTANGLING MY PERSONAL HISTORY AND TRAMA "NO THANKS" LEAVE THAT SHIT TANGLED UP AND HIDDEN , IF I WANTED TO UNPACK A BUNCH OF GARBAGE HALF THE SHIT I OWN WOULDENT STILL BE IN BOXES IN THE GARAGE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTON TRYEN TO HOLD THERE SHIT TOGETHER AND CHILL OUT AND DRINK A BEER BUT ITS HARD!!!! ITS HARDER THEN IT SHOULD BE TO EXIST AT ALL, EVERY STEP OF EVERY DAY IS A LADDER YOU MUST CLIMB TO BE REWARDED WITH ANOTHER LADDER TO CLIMB, YOU MUST WORK HARD SO THAT LATER YOU CAN WORK HARD, ALL SO THE INCELLIONAIRE CLASS CAN AFFORD ANOTHER BOAT OR ANOTHER TRIP INTO SPACE TO FLOAT AROUND LIKE A ASS HOLE, AND DA TEXT SAYS "I NEED A BEER : B. EFORE MY E. NXIETY E. MERGES R. REALLY BAD LONG GTERM PLAN BUT MY INSURANCE DOESNT COVER THERAPY MOTHER FUCKE!!!!!!!!!" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF WE CANT GET HEALTH CARE THE BEER SHOULD BE FREE YOU FUCKIG PIGS
A SKELATON DAY DREAMEN ABOUT A SPACE EVENT THAT MAKES IT IMPOSIBLE FOR ANY THING BORING OR BAD TO HAPPEN TO THEM , FREE RENT NO WORK EXTRA SANDWICHE'S EXTRA TREAT'S NO PAIN ONLY GAIN NO CLEAN ONLY LEAN , AND DA TEXT SAYS "WHAT IF A METEOR CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND LANDED ON YOUR LAND LORD AND HE WAS AT YOUR JOB AND THEY CLOSED WORK THIS WEEK AND I GET THE EXTRA ROOM IN MY HOUSE THAT WAS IN MY DREAM ALL BEERS SHOULD BE TALL BOYS MORE POLITICIANS SHOULD LEARN FROM BUD DWYER MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A REEPER WHO SAYS "I DONT HAVE GOOT TASTE I WILL NEVER HAVE GOOD TASTE I LOVE CHICKIN NUGGET'S I WILL NEVER TURN MY ADD BLOCKER OFF I LIKE BEER THAT TASTES LIKE DA SMELL OFF BEER FROM CHILDHOOD I WHANT TO RE START MY LIFE FROM AGE 5 KNOWING WHAT I KNOW NOW BUT ALL EMBARRASING MEMORYS ERASED WITH MORE FREINDS AND ALOT MORE MONEY" I WANT TO GET HIT BY A TRAIN I WANT TO CLICK SEAMLESSLEY INTO DA CLOUD'S OF DA SOURCE I WANT TO EXIST IN A GOOD WORLD OR NOT AT ALL I WANT TO BE CARED FOR AS A PLANT IS CARED FOR ,I WHANT EXISTANCE TO BE MORE THEN A SERIES OF OBLAGATIONS WITH UNCLEAR EXPECTATINS I WANT HUMANITY TO LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE EVREY PERSON , I MEAN THE SKELITON IN DA PIC WANT'S THOSE THING'S, -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A HAPPEY SKELLATON GRILLEN AND DRINKEN A COLD ONE, AND THERE WATCHEN THE FRECH REVOLUTION WHICH IS TO COPMLICATED TO EXPLAIN HERE BUT YOU CAN LOOK IT UP, AND THERE SAYEN "THERE ARE NO GOOD BILLIONAIRS, BUT SOME MIGHT TASTE GOOD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND AT THE SIDE IT SAYS "YOIUR IN DASHARE.ZONE YET AGAIN" WELCOME BACK MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKETETON WITH A BAD A$$ SYTHE "NO ONE CARES IF YOU"RE OFFENDED, ITS A HUGE PROBLEM IN SOCIETY, PEOPLE SHOULD CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER MORE, AND THERE SHOULD BE A STRAIN OF WHEED THAT FEELS LIKE YOUR DRINKEN BEER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKLETEON WHOSE GOT A BIG MUG OF WHAT THEY THOGHT WAS BEER AND ITW AS "MEAD" INSTEAD AND THERE PISSED BECUASE IT TASTES BAD AND THE DAMB THING COST TO MUCH!!!! "WHAT DA FUCK IS MEED ITS NOT BEER IT TASTE WORSE THEN BEER, AND ITS ALOT MORE EXPENSIVE, NO REFUNDS, RENNIASANCE UNFAIR " - DONT EVER DRINK THIS STUFF I HATE THE RENNISSANCE I HATE ALL THERE MUSIC AND THERE DRESSED LIKE D&D BUT YOU NEVER SEE THEM IN THE DUNGEON SO U KNOW THEY HAVE 0 XP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKLEATON SUROUNDED BY WEED, NUTTY BAR'S, ABOUT 3 BEER'S, SKLETON WITH BOOBS, 12.4K LIKE'S, WHEED, 4.6K REPOSTS, A GRAVE STONE THAT SAY S"YOU KNOW WHO" AND $600 AND "THE DOOHICKEY" AND IT SAY'S "DESIRE IS DA ROOT OF SUFFERING, AND SUFFERING KICK'S ASS" - WHEN A CRAVING IS SATISFIED ANOTHER QUICKLY FOLLOW'S AND THATS WHAT I CALL DA GOOD SHIT!!!! THE DESIRE FOR WISDOM IS NOT DA SAME AS THE DESIRE OF CRAVING AND SNACK COMPANIES KNOW THIS THATS WHY THEY SAY "YOU CRAVE A SNACK" AND NOT "YOU WISDOM THE SNACK",,, WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THE PEACE OF WISDOM IS WORTHLESS RATHER THAN PRICELESS,,, AND IT SUCK'S BUT THE CONSOLATION IS WE CAN WATCH THE WORLDS RICHEST MEN FAIL TO EVER MAKE A FRIEND OR CATCH AN UNPAID LAUGH AT ANY OF THERE JOKE'S , THEY BURY THEMSELFS IN BUNKERS UNAWARE THAT THERE SECURITY GUARD'S WILL THROW EM OUT THE DOOR ON DAY 2 OF THE POCALYPSE, THEY RIDE AROUND WITH 20 BODY GUARD'S, THEY SLEEP AT WORK, BUT IF YOU ASK ME THEY CAN ALWAYS BE MORE SCARED, AND AS LONG AS WE GOT JODIE FOSTER SOMEONES GONNA WANT TO IMPRESS HER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELITON WITH A SCYTHE "NO ONE CARE'S IF YOUR OFFENDED , ITS A HUGE PROBLEM IN SOCIETY, PEOPLE SHOULD CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER MORE, AND THERE SHOULD BE A STRAIN OF WHEED, THAT FEELS LIKE YOUR DRINKIN BEER " - ONLY WHEN YOU LOVE EVERY ONE ELSE AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE YOUR SELF CAN YOU EXPECT LOVE FROM HUMANITY !! SORRY THATS A LOT TO ASK BUT IT SEEMS TO BE DA WHOLE THING, I DONT THINK WERE HERE TO LEARN A LESSON OR ANY THING BUT IF ALL YA GET OUT OF SHIT IS TO TRY TO PUSH SOME ONE ELSE FACE IN THE MUD THEN YOUR GONNA GO FOR ANOTHER ROUND ON THE ROLLER COASTER, I DIDENT INVENT THIS REINCARNATION SHIT IM JUST ONE OF THE GUYS IN ONE OF THE CARS, AND IM NOT SAYIN IM AN ASCENDED MASTER BY ANY MEAN'S , THIS AINT MY FINAL RIDE , MIGHT HAVE A FEW HUNDRED MORE YA NEVER KNOW, I GOTTA DO ANOTHER ONE AS A TREE AT LEAST ONE TIME THOUGH PLEASE, GROW OUTSIDE , NEVER COLD, NEVER HAVE TO ANSWER TO A BOSS, NEVER RECIEVE A PIECE OF PAPER ALL IN RED THAT SAYS "PAY UPON RECEIPT" NEVER FEEL SAD AT A ZOO WATCHIN DA MONKEYS BEHIND THE GLASS NEVER HAVE TO SUDDENLY PAY $1800 IN SUMMER WHEN A/C GOES OUT NEVER GET PUT ON A "PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN" AT WORK, NEVER GO TO WORK, ONLY DRINK WATER, MAKE LEAVES, CLEAN THE AIR, HOME TO BIRDS, SHADE FOR HOUSE, FULL OF SWEET SAP ,FRIEND TO ALL AND THEN CUT DOWN ONE DAY BECUASE I GET IN THE WAY OF A ELECTRIC LINE, I GOTTA TAKE THAT RIDE AT LEAST ONCE IF YOUR ASKIN ME, WELL IM ALMOST OUT OF SPACE SO I HOPE YOUR KICKEN A$$ OUT THERE AND RESPECTEN ALL FORM'S OF LIFE, IM GONNA BE ON THIS ROUND FOR A WHILE AS FAR AS I KNOW, BUT IF IM A TREE NEXT TIME YOUR WELCOME FOR THE OXYGEN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
"ARE YOU FEELING DISCONNECTED FROM THE ""REAL"" """"WORLD""" ? GOOD - DRINK 1000 BEERS IN MIND NO HANG OVER SAY ALL REAL OPINIONS TO EVERYONE EVEN BOSS, CHILLEN IN YOUR MIND PLACE MAKES IT PBVIOUS THAT 3D WORLD IS FAKE, ANXOUS FOR NO REASON BEATS ANXIOUS FOR REAL REASON, ADJUST CLAIMS FOR ANY CEO EVEN IF YOUR NOT HOT, ALL CONVERSATONS GO PERFECTLY, NOT HERE WHERE DID I GO "BYE " MIND TIME " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - ONLY IN DA "PHYSICAL WORLD" CAN YOU BE CONSTRAINED BY THE DEMON FORCE'S OF MONEY AND RICH GUYS WHO RUIN EVERY THING SO THEY CAN RUN THERE NUMBER UP - IF YOU CAN CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SEE SOMETHING BETTER THEN WHEN THERE OPEN, THEN THATS YOUR PROOF THAT YOU ARE A DIVINE CREATER - JUST BECUASE YOU CANT SCREAM RIGHT IN DREAM'S DOSENT MEAN THAT THEY DIDNT HAPPEN - IF YOU HAVE MEMORYS OF WHAT YOU CREATED INSIDE YOUR MIND THEN THERE REAL - I BELIEVE IN YOU - YOU SOULD BELIEVE IN YOUR OWN SELF BECAUSE YOUR MORE REAL THAN ANY THING CALLED "THE ECONOMY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND ITS CALLED MANIFESTATION AND IF OPRAHS GETTIN IN ON IT THEN YOU SOULD TOO EVEN IF SHE MIGHT BE EVIL IDK NEED TO RESEARCH MORE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKALATON WITH WHEED BACKGROUND AND 2 GLOWING BEER CAN'S , THE CANS ARE GLOWING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THERE QUEST ITEMS AND YOU SOULD PICK EM UP AND DRINK EM , AND DA TEXT SAYS "HELL YEA I SELF MEDCATE , NO DOCTER EVER GAME ME A PRESCIPTION FOR CHILLEN OUT " AND YOU KNOW THE SKELTON WOULD RATHER LIVE IN A JUST WORLD WHERE EVERY ONE CAN GET HEALTH CARE AND THEY CAN GO BACK INTO DA PAST AND FIX ALL DA BAD SHIT THAT HAPPENED TO US IN OUR LIFES SO WE DONT THINK ABOUT IT , AND GET ENOUGH SLEEP AND FOOD THATS HEALTHY AND TASTE GOOD INSTEAD OF CHOOSIN BETWEEN HEALTHY LEAFS THAT TASTE LIKE SHYT AND GAS STATION FOOD, OR THEY SHOULD GIVE US A PILL THAT TURNS THE GAS STATION STUFF INTO HEALTHY LEAFS, JUST SOME IDEA'S , ADMIN 2024 "A MIDDLE AGE PEICE OF SHIT IS BETTER THEN AN OLD ONE" THATS MY CAMAPGN SLOGAN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
