A SKEALETEN THINKEN ABOUT THERE LIFE AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TOO UPDATE MY RESUME , I WANT TO SPEND A SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE IN PEACE: NO NOTIFICATIONS NO BUZZING NO RINGING NO CIRCLING BACK NO REMINDER'S NO ALERTS NO NEWS NO TOUCHING BASE NO KNAWING SENSE OF DREAD" - WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE DEVICE WHICH IS SIMULTANEOUSLY VERY EXPENSIVE AND VERY EASY TO LOSE OR BREAK, THEY MADE THE FUCKEN THING'S OUT OF GLASS, THINK ABOUT THIS FOR 1 SECOND , AND NOW EVERYTHING RUNS ON THE PIECE OF GLASS, SO YOUR FUCKED IF YOU BREAK IT, IF THEY WERENT PLAYEN SOME WIERD GAME WITH US PHONES WOULD BE MADE OF PLASTIC LIKE THEY USE TO, AND BESIDE'S ALL THAT, INTERRUPTING YOUR THOUGHT'S EVERY 10 MINUTES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS KEEPING ALL OF US FROM FOCUSING ON SOMETHING, WHICH AT THIS POINT IS PROBABLY THAT WE GOTTA TAKE APART THE BILLIONARE PEDFILE CONSPIRACY THAT IS RUNNING THE DAMB COUNTRY, AT THE END OF THE DAY THERE SCARED OF US AND THEY SHOULD BE, THATS WHY PRICES ARE GOING UP ON EVERYTHING, LAST DITCH EFFORT TO KEEP US FROM GETTIN RID OF EM!!! IF YOU DIDNT ALREADY TURN YOUR FUCKEN NOCIFICATIONS OFF DUMB SHIT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
