I UPLOADDED MY RESUMEE
WHY DO I HAVE TO TYPE ALL OF THE SHIT AGAIN
8+ YEARS EXPERIENCE
SORRY NOT COMFORTABLE GIVING YOU MY PEE
BACHALOR DEGREE
KEEP YOUR RESUME ON FILE
IF YOU COULD BE A ANIMAL WHICH ONE WOUD YOU BE AND WHY
INTERVIEW PANTS
TELL ME ABOUT A TIME WHEN YOU FUCKED UP AT WORK
THE ONLY THING WORSE THEN GOING TO WORK
IS TRYING TO GET A NEW JOB
Original Text
STARTING TO THINK THIS IS ALL A JOKE AND THEIR ALL LAGHUING AT ME
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A SKELATEN CONFRONTEN A TINY "H.R" PERSON AND THERE SAYING " YES YOU MAY ASK ABOUT THE GAP IN MY RESUME ,I WAS CHILLEN, AND NOW IM OUT OF MONEY MONTHER FUCKER " DONT ASK ME WHY I WANT TO WORK AT YOUR PLACE!!! I OBVIOUSLY WANT TO WORK THERE BECAUSE I LIVE UNDER THE IRON GRIP OF A SYSTEM THAT PUNISHES THOSE WHO DO NOT PRODUCE SURPLUS VALUE FOR ITS OWNERS!!! WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!!! GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE OF HOW I OVERCOMED ADVERSITY AT WORK HOW ABOUT EVERY MORNING MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A HUMONGEUS SKELOTIN REAPER WHOSE TELLING A TINY BUSINESS BOY "YES YOU MAY ASK ABOUT THE GAP IN MY RESSUME, I WAS CHILLEN, AND NOW IM OUT OF MONEY MOTHER FUCKER " CAUSE THERE ALWAYS ASKING YOU DUMB SHYT LIKE THAT DURING INTERVIEWS, ITS ALWAYS SOME KIND OF TRICK QUESTION LIKE THEY THINK THERE THE GUY FROM BLADE RUNNER ASKEN YOU ABOUT THE TURTLE, NEVER FIGURED OUT WHAT THEY WHANT YOU TO SAY FOR THESE, DO THEY EVEN KNOW THEMSELVES ? IF A TREE FALL'S IN THE FOREST DOES THE MOSS ASK THEM TRICK QUESTIONS ? COULD A PRINCE FACE AN ANGEL AND ASK THEM IF THEY BELEIVE IN THE DIVINE???? SURELY WE HAVE BEEN SENT TO THIS REALM FOR PAST CRIME'S AND ARE ATONING EVERY DAY FOR A COSMIC WRONG BEYOND OUR GRASP, HOW ELSE TO YOU EXPLAIN THEM DISCOTINUING THE BEST SNACK FLAVOR'S YEAR AFTER YEAR - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKLETTON SAYIN G"NO YOU CANT SEE MY RESUME , COME ON, DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS, FILE CORRUPTED, JUST HIRE ME , COME ON, ILL SEND IT LATER, VIBES BASED HIRRING, COME ON, NO ONE USES THOSE NOW " - DEMANDING A SPECIAL PEICE OF PAPER TO GIVE U A JOB WHEN YOU CANNOT HAVE HOUSING OR MEDICAL CARE IN AMERICA WITHOUT HAVING NOT ONLY A JOB BUT A JOB THAT PAYS KIND OF ALOT OF MONEY, IS OBVIOUS DICRIMINATION !!!! SO WHAT IF MY LAST JOB SUCKED ASS AND THEY DONT LIKE ME!!!! IF YOU PAY ME ILL DO MOST OF MY FUCKEN JOB AND THATS THAT ,A MANAGER IS A FORM OF COP AND FUCK ALL COP'S, ALL MANAGER'S ARE BASTERDS, ALL LANDLORD'S ARE BASTERDS, DESTROY THE RULING CLASS, GENERAL STRIKE NOW, GUILLOTINE'S NOW ETC ETC - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKALATON PONDERIN MODERN EXISTANCE AND THERE TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TOO UPDATE MY RESUME , I WANT TO SPEND A SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE IN PEACE: NO NOTIFICATIONS NO BUZZING NO RINGING NO CIRCLING BACK NO REMINDESR NO ALERTS NO NEWS NO TOUCHING BASE NO KNAWING SENSE OF DREAD" - DASHARE.ZONE , AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT, DA RULLING CLASS SEEKS TO REMOVE OUR INNER PEACE SO THAT WE NEVER QUESTION WHAT THERE MAKEN US DO JUST TO KEEP A ROOF AND CLOTHES GOING, ITS THE SAME IDEA AS BREAD AND CIRCUSES BUT AT LEAST THOSE WERE FUN, NOW ITS JUST A PHONE THAT FUCKS WITH YOU ALL DA TIME AND YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE PHONE TO!!!! IF THERE PUTTIN COMPUTERS ON ALL OF US THAT MAKE US FEEL LIKE SHIT AND BEEP US WITH BAD NEWS WHEN WERE TRYEN TO RELAX FOR 1 HOUR AT THE END OF THE DAY THEN THEY SHOULD PAY FOR THAT SHIT!!!!!!! WERE GETTING WORKED BIG TIME DONT EVEN GET ME STARTE DON HOW THERE MADE OF FUCKING GLASS AND YOU CANT DROP IT OR YOU NEED TO GO HAVE IT FIXED, BETWEEN 1981 AND 2012 I NEVER DROPPED A COMPUTER 1 TIME NOW I DROP IT 10 TIMES A DAY YOU CANT TELL ME THAT AINT HAPPENING ON PERPOSE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKUL AXPLODING IN SPACE BECUASE EVERY ONE ASKEN TO SEE THERE RESSUME AND IT SAYS "NO YOU CANT SEE MY RESUMME ,DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS, COMME ON, JUST HIRE ME, FIOL CORRUPTED, COME ON ILL SEND IT LATTER, VIBES BASE HIRIND, NO ONE USES EM NOW COME ON " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND ITS TRUE , JUST HIRE ME, I FOR REAL NEED SOME FUCKEN MONEY , FUCK THIS, FUCK AMERICA , DOG SHIT COUNTREY ,EVREY DAY COST'S MORE MONEY THAN I HAVE ,DIGGEN A HOLE AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT OF IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKEALETEN THINKEN ABOUT THERE LIFE AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TOO UPDATE MY RESUME , I WANT TO SPEND A SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE IN PEACE: NO NOTIFICATIONS NO BUZZING NO RINGING NO CIRCLING BACK NO REMINDER'S NO ALERTS NO NEWS NO TOUCHING BASE NO KNAWING SENSE OF DREAD" - WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE DEVICE WHICH IS SIMULTANEOUSLY VERY EXPENSIVE AND VERY EASY TO LOSE OR BREAK, THEY MADE THE FUCKEN THING'S OUT OF GLASS, THINK ABOUT THIS FOR 1 SECOND , AND NOW EVERYTHING RUNS ON THE PIECE OF GLASS, SO YOUR FUCKED IF YOU BREAK IT, IF THEY WERENT PLAYEN SOME WIERD GAME WITH US PHONES WOULD BE MADE OF PLASTIC LIKE THEY USE TO, AND BESIDE'S ALL THAT, INTERRUPTING YOUR THOUGHT'S EVERY 10 MINUTES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS KEEPING ALL OF US FROM FOCUSING ON SOMETHING, WHICH AT THIS POINT IS PROBABLY THAT WE GOTTA TAKE APART THE BILLIONARE PEDFILE CONSPIRACY THAT IS RUNNING THE DAMB COUNTRY, AT THE END OF THE DAY THERE SCARED OF US AND THEY SHOULD BE, THATS WHY PRICES ARE GOING UP ON EVERYTHING, LAST DITCH EFFORT TO KEEP US FROM GETTIN RID OF EM!!! IF YOU DIDNT ALREADY TURN YOUR FUCKEN NOCIFICATIONS OFF DUMB SHIT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
WHEN YOUR JOB LIES TO YOU ALL DA TIME THEY CREATE A SITUATION WHERE YOU ARE NOT MORALY OBLIGATED TO TELL THEM DA TRUTH - IT IS ETHICAL TO LIE IN ORDER TO GET A JOB WHEN THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE TO HAVING A JOB - DA IMAGE IS A SKULL WHOSE GRINING AND ON FIRE AND THERE A PEOPLE PERSON, AND THERE GOOD AT COMMUNICATING, AND THEY HAVE A LOT OF MADE UP EXAMPLES OF WHEN THEY SUCEEDED AT WORK, AND THEY RESEARCHED THE BEST THING TO SAY WHEN THE HR PERSON ASKS ABOUT YOUR WEAKNESSES, AND THEY KNOW DA MASTER TRICK OF ALL TIME "WHEN IN DOUBT SAY YOU WORKED FOR RADIO SHACK AND TWITER, BECUASE NO ONE AT X WILL RESPOND TO YOUR BOSS'S QUESTIONS , AND RADIO SHACK WHENT OUT OF BUSINESS" - DA TEXT SAYS "JUST LIE, CERTIFICATION, 10 YEARS EXPERIENCE, MUST HAVE DEGREE, MUST BE PEOPLE PERSON, GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS, LIKE HELPING CUSTOMERS, LIFT 50 POUND'S - YOUR JOB NEVER TELLS YOU THE TRUCH AND THEIR USUALLY TOO LAZY TO CHECK IF YOUR LYING " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
