A SKELOTEN CHUGGEN A BIG A$$ GOBLET FULL OF MONSTER POP AND SCREAMEN "I LOVE POISEN , I WILL NEVER QUIT EATING TRASH , I LOVE ARTAFICIAL FLAVORRING , IF YOU CAN"T BUY IT AT A GAS STATON I DO NOT FUCK WITH IT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,,, AND FUCK IT THINGS ARE GOIN DOWN HILL WHY WOULD YOU DENY YOUR SELF DA CRISPY TEXTURE AND DELICATE FLAVOR OF A CHEZZIT , IF SHITS GONGA GO DOWN THE TUBES I SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE THE EXPERIECE OF SUCH A CRACKER , BORN TO SOON FOR UTOPIA BORN TOO LATE TO EXPERIECE DA DRUG'S AND MUSIC OF THE 1960S BORN JUST IN TIME FOR "EXTRA TOASTY CHEEZIT" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND THEY GOT A NEW MONSTER POP CALLED PEACHEY KEEN I AINT AN ADVERTIZER BUT IT TASTE LIKE CELCIUS PEACH VIBE SO CHECK THAT SHYT OUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A EVIL SMILING SKELITONE WHOSE SAYEN "BEING NICE GET'S YOU NO WHERE - WIN WIN SITUATION ,I HATE GOING PLACES " AND THERE SWINGEN A BIG SYTHE AROUND WHICH IS SYMBOLIC OF DA REEPER BUT YOU CAN ALSO GET WHEAT WITH IT WHICH IS WHAT THEY USE TOO MAKE CHEEZITS SO HELL YEA , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A ROTTEN SKELOTOIN WHOSE SUFFERIN UNDER DA THUMB OF DA SNACK COPORATION'S ,DO THEY REMOVE OUR SNACK FLAVOR"S TO PUNNISH US ,OR IS IT ANOTHER STEP IN THE MARCH OF WRINGING DA LAST PROFIT'S OUT OF THE CONOMY BEFORE IT ALL COLLAPSE'S ,AND DONT SAY MAKE YOU'RE OWN SNACK'S I DONT HAVE ANY PRESERVITIVE'S OR XANTHIN GUM OR ORANGE FOOD COLORING OR CORN SERUP OR ANY OF DA SHIT THEY PUT IN CHEEZ ITS HERE,AT LEAST WE STILL GOT EXTRA TOASTEY CHEEZITS ,"DA BURNED TREAT" AND TA TEXT SAYS "YOU'RE FAVORITE FLAVOR CAN BE DISCONTINUED AT ANY TIME" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A CAREFUL SCHEME TO MANIPULATE ME INTO DOING SOMETHING SPECIFIC WILL NEVER WORK BECUASE I DONT HAVE ENOGH BRAIN CELL'S TO DO WHAT ANYONE WANT'S - A CONFIDENCE SCHEME WILL NEVER WORK BECAUSE I CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU ARE EVEN ASKING ME TO DO - A CULT WILL NEVER INDUCE ME TO JOIN A CULT BECAUSE I CANT PAY ATTENTION TO THE CULT LEADER - IF I CANNOT GOVERN MYSELF THEN SURELY NO ATTEMPTS TO DO SO FROM OUTSIDE WILL PROSPER!!! DA TEXT "YOU THINK YOUR PLAYEN CHESS WITH ME, GOOD LUCK, I CAN BARELY PLAY CHECKER'S " - I CANT EVEN TRICK MYSELF INTO STOP EATING CHEEZ ITS SO IM SORRY BUT YOUR JUST NOT GONNA TRICK THAT GUY INTO MUCH - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN EVEN IF I GET POINT'S OR GOLD STAR'S OR I PUT IT INTO AN APP I STILL END UP EATIN THEM CRUNCHY SQUARE'S -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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CANT FOOL ME IF I CANT PAY ATTENTION - dashare.zone ADMIN