A SKALATON IN A BIG ROBE RIDDEN A BIG A$$ HORTS AND THERE SAYEN "KEEP TALKING MOTHER FUCKER , I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION BUT IM GONNA TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT FROM HERE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A DARK SKELOTEN WITH SWORD "YOU THINK I GORGOT? WRONG I WASNT PAYING ATTENTINO, THATS DIFFERENT" CANT FORGET IF YOU NEVER KNEW IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELETEN WHOSE SAYIN "MOCK ME ALL YOU WANT , I WONT NOTICE YOUR TONE, ILL JUST ENJOY THE ATTENTION " I DO NOT FUCK WITH SUBTEXT!!! TRY TEXT NEXT TIME DUMMA$$$ - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
"YOU THINK I FORGOT? WRONG !! I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION, THATS DIFFERENT" A SKELETON UTTERS THESE SENTNCES TO YOU AS YOU APPROACH! WHAT DO YOU DO :
1. TELL THEM "COOL LOL"
2. ATTEMPT TO TAKE THERE SWORD
3. I FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOIG WITH THIS
4. ASK THEM TO REPEAT THERE SELF
5. WHEN THERE REPEATING THERE SELF YOU SORT OF PHASE OUT AND NOW THEY TOLD YOU TWICE AND YOU DIDENT GET IT EITHER TIME
6. NOW YOUR FUCKED . YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THEY SAID AND IT ALREADY LOOKS LIKE YOU WERENT PAYENG ATTENTION AND NOW YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT
7. TELL THEM "LOL COOL" AND NOD YOUR HEAD AND HOPE THAT WORKS. AND THEN JUST GO ALONG WITH WHAT EVER ELSE THEY SAID AND TRY TO PIECE IT TOGETHER FROM CONTEXT
8. YOUR IN DA SHARE Z0NE NOW MOTHER FUCKER
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I DONT KNOW IF ITS SUPPOSE TO BE A CHOOSE IT OR NOT IDK I LOST TRACK OF IT SORRY , IF YOU WANT TO CHOOSE IT FEEL FREE AND GO FROM THERE, SEE WHERE IT GOES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SMART AND GENIOUS SKELATON WHOSE DOIN THERE BEST BUT WHAT DA FUCK ARE PEOPLE EVEN TALKEN ABOUT ON LINE .DONT UNDERSTAND A DROP OF IT , AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT KNOW WHAT EVERYONE IS TALKEN ABOUT AND I DONT HAVE THE ATTENTON SPAN TO FIGURE IT OUT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKLETTON THINKIN ABOUT SOME THING ELSE AND IT SAYS " WHAT I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION I AM NEVER PAYING ATTENTION ITS NOT MY FAULT AND I ALSO DONT WANT TO " - FORGOT WHAT ELSE I WAS TOING TO TYPE HERE SORRY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
SKELATEN WITH A HUGE SCYTH WHO COULD SWEAR THEY HEARD WHAT U SAID BUT ITS LIKE THE WORDS DISAPEARRED , YOU WERE TALKIN LOUD ENOUGH BUT WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO , ETHIER ILL FIGURE IT OUT OR ILL USE MY ONE "CAN YOU REPEAT THAT" AND IF THAT FAILS THEN IM FUCKED AND IM GONA HAVE TO GUESS, I MEAN THE SKELTEN IS GONNA HAVE TO GUESS, AND DA TEXT "KEEP TALKING IM STILL STRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOUR SAYING" - IT AINT MY FAULT BUT IT ALSO AINT NOT MY FAULT SO WHAT ARE YA GONGA DO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
NOT ALOT IN THE WORLD IS WORTH PAYING ATTENTION TO, ALL DAY LONG COMPANYS WANT TO SHOW YOU ADS, AND DA MEDIA WANT'S TO SHOW YOU NEWS ARTICALS EXPLAINING WHY WAR IS GOOD AND SPENDING MONEY IS COOL, AND THE WHOLE DAMB PLANET WANTS TO SHOVE SHIT IN YOUR FACE 24 HOUR'S A DAY, IF WE DONT STOP THEM THERE GONNA PUT ADS INSIDE OF OUR EYE LIDS AND WE WILL WAKE UP AFTER DREAMING ABOUT NEW PRODUCT'S TO BUY, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAY'S" NO IM NOT NOT PAYING ATTENTION, IM THINKING ABOUT OTHER SHIT, AND IM KIND OF FUCKINF HIGH RIGHT NOW , AND IM THINKING ABOUT SOME OTHER SHIT" AND THATS REAL, AND U WILL ONLY GET THAT FROM "DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN",,, HAVE A GOOD FRIDAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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A SKELTEN SPACEN OUT "NO IM NOT "NOT PAYIN ATTENTON " IM THINKING ABOUT OTHER SHIT AND IM KING OF FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW ,AND IM THINKIN ABOUT OTHER SHIT " AND I JUST FINISHED A VIDEO GAME SO I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I DONT KNOW ANOTHER GOOD GAME TO PLAY SO WHAT THE FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A MAN RUNS INTO DA SKELATTONS RESTING PLACE TO ASK THEM "DID U HERE ABOUT THE LATEST BULLSHIT?" AND DA SKELATON SAYS "NO " AND THERE SWORD SAYS "IM CHILLEN "!!!!! I AINT TALKIN ABOUT IMPORTANT STUFF JUST DA BULL SHIT, DONT HAVE TO READ IT OR THINK ABOUT IT, WE SPENT OUR CHILD HOODS GETTIN OUR MEMORYS FULL OF ADVERTISING JINGLE'S, WHAT COULD YOU AND ME BE CAPABLE OF KNOWING OR UNDERSTANDING IF WE WERE NOT SUROUNDED BY A MILLION GHOUL BUSINESSES CLAWING FOR OUR ATTENTON AT ALL TIMES AT ALL POINTS IN OUR LIFE, CANT REMEBER GRANDMAS FACE BUT REMEBER THE PHONE NUMBER OF A ROOFING COMPANY, I DONT REMEBER GRANDMAS PHONE NUMBER, I DONT REMEMBER ANY FREINDS PHONE NUMBERS, OUR HOLY BRAIN'S ARE TAINTED BY THE GREEDY HAND OF CAPITAL, THEY SAY ITS INVISIBLE HAND BUT I SEE THE DAMB THING EVERY WHER EI LOOK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A CAREFUL SCHEME TO MANIPULATE ME INTO DOING SOMETHING SPECIFIC WILL NEVER WORK BECUASE I DONT HAVE ENOGH BRAIN CELL'S TO DO WHAT ANYONE WANT'S - A CONFIDENCE SCHEME WILL NEVER WORK BECAUSE I CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU ARE EVEN ASKING ME TO DO - A CULT WILL NEVER INDUCE ME TO JOIN A CULT BECAUSE I CANT PAY ATTENTION TO THE CULT LEADER - IF I CANNOT GOVERN MYSELF THEN SURELY NO ATTEMPTS TO DO SO FROM OUTSIDE WILL PROSPER!!! DA TEXT "YOU THINK YOUR PLAYEN CHESS WITH ME, GOOD LUCK, I CAN BARELY PLAY CHECKER'S " - I CANT EVEN TRICK MYSELF INTO STOP EATING CHEEZ ITS SO IM SORRY BUT YOUR JUST NOT GONNA TRICK THAT GUY INTO MUCH - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN EVEN IF I GET POINT'S OR GOLD STAR'S OR I PUT IT INTO AN APP I STILL END UP EATIN THEM CRUNCHY SQUARE'S -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
Original Text
CANT FOOL ME IF I CANT PAY ATTENTION - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTON SPACEN OUT AND LOOKEN THRU A COSMIC ORB INSTEAD OF DOIN THERE WORK AND WHILE ITS HARD FOR THEM TO COCENTRATE ON STUFF ALSO ITS MORE FUN TO GAZE IN ORB, THINK ABOUT SWORD, THINK ABOUT HEAVEY SWORD AND SWINGEN IT AROUND, WOULD YOU WEILD IT WITH 1 HAND OR TWO, PRACTICE WITH BROOM TO GAIN SWORD SKILL'S IN ADVANCE OF BUYING DA SWORD ,LOOK AT SWORD WEB SITE ,WORK SUCK'S SWORD'S ROCK ,AND DA TEXT SAYS "WHAT ?? NO I WANT PAYING ATTENTION I AM NEVER PAYING ATTENTION BECUASE I DONT WANT TOO !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELITEN LOOKEN THRU A CRYSTEL BALL, AND THEY COULD TELL YOU WHERE TALKING BUT COULDENT PAY ATTENTION UNTIL AFTER YOU WERE DONE TALKIN, AND THEN OBVIOUSLY YOUR WAITIN FOR A RESPONSE , BUT THEY COULDNT HEAR YOUR WORDS, THEY MISSED THE WHOLE THING, AND NOW THEY DONT WANT TO BE ANNOYING BY ASKING YOU TO REPEAT IT, BECAUSE THEY COULD HEAR THE SOUNDS OF THR WORDS BUT NOT THE ACTUAL WORDS, IMPOSISBLE TO EXPLAIN TO MANY PEOPLE BUT ITS TRUE, AND ALSO , HOW CAN YOU DREAM OF ANY THING BETTER WHEN YOUR PAYING 100% OF YOUR ATTENTION TO DA BULL SHIT OF DA REAL WORLD ? IF YOU CAN SEE SOME THING IN YOUR MIND ITS REAL SOME WHERE, MAYBE I SHOLDNT APPOLOGIZE FOR SPENDING SOME TIME ON THE ASTRAL PLANE OR WHERE EVER IT IS YOU GO WHEN YOUR INSIDE YOUR MINED, DONT GET MAD AT ME FOR THE TIME I SPEND IN ANOTHER DIMENSION DUE TO MY PREFRENCES AND ALSO BECAUSE OF HOW PEOPLE TALKED TO ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD,,, DA TEXT SAYS "WHAT????? I WASN"T PAYING ATTENTION, I AM NEVER PAYING ATTENTION, ITS NOT MY FAULT, AND I ALSO DONT WANT TO" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATONG LOOKEN INTO DA MIROR OF REALITEY AND TRYEN TO UNTAGLE WHAT IS BAD BEHAVIOR AND WHAT IS SIMPLEY DA ASPECT'S OF PERSONALITY THAT DONT HEKLP THEM !!! IF I CANT PAY ATENTTION TO MOST SHIT BUT THEN I CAN PAY ALOT OF ATENTION TO 1 THING YOU BET YOU'RE ASS IM GONNA FIXATE ON IT !!! AND THEY HAVE TO DO ALL THE THINGS THEY DO EVREY DAY IN DA RIGHT ORDER OR THEY FEEL FUCKED UP NOT THERE FAULT!! SOME PEPOLE NEVER FIND A WAY WHERE THEY CAN DO THERE LITTLE THING'S AND THEN THEY FEEL GOOD!!!!!! I AINT GIVEN IT UP MOTHER FUCKER AND I AINT GONGA CHANGE!!! UNLESS YOU WANT ME TOO ,AND DA TEXT SAYS "I MAY BE BAD AT GETING MANY JOKES ,ALONE IN ROOM BAD AT EYE CONTACT HARD OT GET A LONG WITH,DIFFCULTY IN ADJUSTING TO NEW SITUATION'S,LONLEY BUT DESPARATE FOR NEW FREIND'S, INFLEXIBLE WIH ROUTINE'S HYBER FIXATED ,BUT I ANT GONGA CHANGE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
