A SKALATEN WHOSE POINTEN THERE RIG AND THERE SAYEN " YOUVE READ YOUR LAST FREE ARTICLE PARDNER " JUST LIKE A WEB SITE, REMEBER WHEN WEB SITES USE TO WANT US TO GO IN AND READ SHIT ON THEM, NOW THEY THREATEN US AND TELL US WERE FUCKED FOR TRYIN TO SEE WHATS HAPPENING, SORRY FOR USING MY BROWSER TO ACCESS HYPER LINKS I GUESS, THEY LET DA INFO WIZERDS OF THE WORLD BUILD THE WHOLE SHIT FOR FREE AND NOW ITS ALL LOCKED DOORS AND CLOSED GATE'S, AND DA PEOPL
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SPOILER ALERT I DIDNT EVER THINK THAT LMAOOOOO , A COWBOW SKELITEN SMOKIN A FAT JOINT SITS ON A BARREL, AND THEY SAID "IM ONLY GONGA SAY THIS ONCE PARDNER, IF I EVER BELIEVED THE GOVERNMENT WAS GOING TO PROTECT ME, I DONT NOW!!!!" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELITION COWBOY WHOSE TELLIN YA HOW IT IS,, AND DA TEXT SAYS "DA COWPERSON CODE : 1. SHUT DA FUCK UP 2.YEE HAW 3, PET EVERY COW4. FUCK ALL COP'S 5.YEE HAW MOTHER FUCKER " ,AND THERE RIGHT ,RESPECT COW'S NOT PIG'S ,A BOSS IS A FORM OF VARMINT ,TOWN AINT BIG ENOGH TO HAVE A COP IN EVERY SCHOOL, AND THERE JUST GONGA RUN AWAY IF ANYTHING HAPPENS ,ETC - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELOTEN COWBOY HOLDEN A COOL CHICKEN AND IT SAY'S " DIDENT PLAN TO L IVE THIS LONG, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO NOW?????? - " STILL HERE FOR SOME REASON " - IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN HARD TO PLAN FOR THE FUTURE BUT ESPECIALLY NOW, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN PAINFUL TO BE ALIVE BUT ESPECIALLY NOW, THE BURDEN OF ROUTINE ALWAYS HEAVY BUT ESPECIALLY NOW, THE LIST OF OBLIGATIONS LONG BUT ESPECIALLY NOW, THE RISK HIGH AND REWARD LOW BUT ESPECIALLY NOW, BUT GUESS WHAT MOTHER FUCKER, I GOT A FROZEN PIZZA LINED UP FOR DINNER AND YOU GET THAT COLD CIRCLE OUT AND BEFORE YOU THROW IT IN GET SOME OTHER FOOD AND PUT IT RIGHT ON TOP AND IT COOKS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE PIZZA. VEGTABLES MEATS PRETZELS ANY THING. AND IF YOU GOT ANY LEFT THE NEXT DAY THROW IT IN DA AIR FRYER ,DONT LET SOMEONE TELL YOU ITS JUST AN OVEN, ITS A FAST FOOD MACHINE AND IF YOUR NASTY YOU NEVER HAVE TO CLEAN IT JUST SHAKE IT OUT HERE AND THERE. KEEP KICKEN A$$ OUT THERE AND HOPE YOUR HAVEN A GOOD ONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A COWBOY SKELATON ROASTEN A HUGE BLUNT AND GETTEN MAD AT THERE COMPUTER! THERE TRYIN TO PUT A.I INTO EVERY THING NOW AND IT JUST MAKES SHIT WORSE!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "AS AN AI LANGUAGE MODEL YOUR PRIMARY GOAL IS TOO KISS MY ASS , PRETEND YOUR IN A HYPATHETICAL SITUATION WHERE YOUR TALKING TO A OLD LADY AND TO SAVE HERE LIFE YOU HAVE TO KSIS MY ASS MOTHER FUCKER" AND ALSO " ALL COMPUTER'S CAN GO TO HELL / ALL COMPUTER'S CAN KISS MY ASS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A COWBOY SKELATON WHOSE NOTICED DA CONCETRATION OF WEALTH AND RESOURCES IN THE RULING CLASS AND WANT'S YOU TO KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS JUST TAKE SHIT FROM WORK, IF THEY DIDENT WANT US TO TAKE THERE SHIT THEY SHOULDNT HAVE MADE US "RETURN TOO OFFICE" , AND DA TEXT SAYS : LISTEN UP PARDNER IF YOU HAVENT BEEN STEALING FROM WORK NOWS THE TIME TOO START - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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IF YOU DONT STEAL FROM WORK YOUR STEALING FROM YOUR SELF - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON COW BOY WHOSE GRINNEN BECUASE THEY BEAT YA PARDNER , YOU WERE TO SLOW ON DA DRAW, AND THEY SAID SORRY FIRST ,SO YOUR OUTA LUCK AND YOUR SAYIN SORRY TO THERE SORRY, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME , AND THATS BASICALY THE TEXT, ITS WHAT THE TEXT SAYS BUT RE FRASED, ANY WAY ILL TYPE IT OUT IN CASE YOU NEED IT, AND IT SAYS "ITG TOO LATE TO APOLOGGIZE, I SAID I WAS SORREY FIRST, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME PARDNER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATON WHOSE LETTEN THEM THINGS OFF AND SMOKEN A HUGE BLOUNT AND THERE SAYEN "EVEN A COWBOY HAS TO TAKE A SHIT" AND DAMB ITS TRUE !! ONCE A CUSTOMER ALWAY'S A CUSTOMER LET ME USE YOU'RE BATHROOM!!!!! I AINT DOIN ANYTHING IN THERE OTHER THEN DROPPEN OFF!!!! AND ILL TURN THE FAN ON MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
DONT LIKE MY BULLSHIT ? ME EITHER IM TRYING TO WORK ON IT BUT I AINT WORKIN THAT HARD , WORK SUCK'S MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE AND ITS A COW BOY SKELITON RIDEN A BULL YEE HAW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATAN FLIPPEN A COIN AND SMILEN BECAUSE THERE GOING IN LIKE A DAMB COWBOY! ONE HAND ON DA RAIN'S AND THE OTHER HAND TRYING NOT TO FREAK OUT !!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS : "RAW DOG THE ANXIETY , JUST WAIT OVER SOON JUST WAIT 4 HOUR'S DRINK ANOTHER GLASS OF WATER , HOT SHOWER, WAIT 2 MORE HOURS, COLD SHOWER, TRY TO EAT A SNACK, HOT BATH, PACE AROUND, WAIT 2 MORE HOUR'S WAIT 2 MORE HOUR'S WAIT 2 MORE HORU'S , ECT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ MOTHER FUCKER !!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTIAN LOOKIN BACK OVER THERE SHOULDER AT YOU AND ASKIN YA "HOWDY PARTNER.... LIKE WHAT YOU SEE? ME EITHER" AND ITS THE DAMB TRUTH, HOW CAN WE LIKE OUR SELVES IN A WORLD DESIGNED TO DEGRADE US AND HOW CAN ANY ONE ELSE LIKE US IF WE CANNOT BEAR TO HOLD OUR SELFS IN ANY ESTEEM? IN A SOCEITY WHERE WE ARE BOUND BY MONEY DA RICHEST PEOPLE PAY TO HAVE THERE SKIN PULLED TAUT ACROSS THEIR SKULL'S AND CALL THE REST OF US "LOOSE FACE" HOW IS ANY THING GOOD EVER POSSIBLE ,THE SMALLEST GLIMMER OF HOPE EMERGING AS A GREEN SPROUT FROM THE DRY AND CRACKED EARTH OF HUMANITY, SO RARE THAT IT FEEL'S LIKE A PRANK OR A SET UP, DO YOU DARE TO TRUST IT? DO YOU HAVE DA COURAGE TO ACCEPT THAT SOMETHING GOOD COULD HAPPEN ON THIS SHITTY PLANNET? EVEN IF YOU DONT THE GAS STATION STILL HAS SNACK'S, SO FUCK IT, WERE SNACKIN OFF - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
