GOT TO HIGH
BEFORE WORK
does da boss always look like that
are my head phones to loud
wrong place wrong time
they can hear me breathing
how long have i been reading email
getting realy cold wheres my hoody
who did i say hi to already
if you hide in the bathroom they will know
do they already know im stoned
be theyre all talking about me
WOOPS
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EDIBLES ARE FOR WEEK ENDS ONLY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN -
NOT DOING SHIT TODAY
ITS MY TIME ITS NOT THEFT
FINAL DECSISION
TURN FRIDAY INTO SATERDAY
ZOOMS NOT CONNECCTING SORRY
MOUSE JIGGEL PROGRAM SO THEY THINK IM WORKING
TIME THEFT IS FAKE SO IS TIME
TIME THEFT CHAMPION - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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KEEP GOING TOO WORK
"every ones going to get it"
"if your sick or fat you deverve it" "if your lucky its fine"
"try wearing 2 mask's lol" "your comobid your fault you died"
"back too normal lol"
"who cares if your under 5"
@dasharezone
I CANT WAIT
TO WORK
30-60 MORE YEAR'S
SAME WAGE
RENT FOOD GAS MORE EXPENSIVE EVERY YEAR
NO TIME OFF WITHOUT DOCTERS NOTE
CANT GO TO DOCTERS NOTE
AND MY BACK HURTS
ALL I WANT
IS A $40 MINIMUM WAGE
30 HOUR WORK WEEK
NO POLITCAL OPINION'S FROM BOSS
ALOWED TO TAKE EDIBLE AFTER 4PM "WONT HIT UNTIL I CLOCK OUT"
MADATORY CRAP BREAK 9:30AM WHEN COFFE HIT'S
IM ALOWED TO STEAL 3 ITEMS PER DAY
5 ITEM'S IF THERE SMALL
I CAN EAT IN MY CAR NO ONES ALOWED TO SAY SHIT
MEAN TO 1 CUSTOMER EVERY DAY
SOMEONE ALWAY'S DESSERVES IT
MODERN SOCEITY REMOVES ALL TIME FOR PLEASURE'S OF LIFE SO THAT THEY CREATE A MARKET TO PURCHASE TINY BITS OF IT HERE AND THERE , STILL NEVER ENOUGH, THATS WHY YOU FEEL A GNAWING EMPTYNESS, EVEN IF YOU DO EVERY THIGN THEY SAY TO DO, YOU DONT ACTUALY HAVE TIME TO DO SHIT THAT YOU WANT TO DO, FOR YOUR SELF!!!! YOU ARE A DIVINE BEING MOTHER FUCKER!!!! YOU ARE MEANT TO ENJOY YOUR EXPERIENCE ON EARTH AND CONTEMPLATE YOUR GIFT OF EXISTANCE! NOT DO SOMETHING CALLED ,FUCKING "COMMUTING " !!!!!!!! THEN THE NEWS PAPERS BLAME US FOR BEING DEPRESSED ALL DA FUCKEN TIME , THE RULING CLASS LOVES "INDIVIDUAL RESPONSIBILITY" AS A EXCUSE FOR WHY WERE NOT HAVING FULL LIVE'S, AND THEN YELL'S AT US FOR NOT HAVEN ENOUGH KID'S OR BUYING ENOUGH JEWLREY . DA TEXT SAYS . WELL I DONT FEEL LIKE TYPING IT. BUT HERE YOU GO "YOU NOT LAZY YOU JUST DONT HAVE TIME OR ENERGY AFTER WORK, VACUMING, SCHOOL LAUNDRY, COOKING RECYLING DOCTORS YARD WORK DISHES TOILETS GROVERYS HAIRCUT'S , I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN THE WOODS AND SMOKE WHEED, I HATE MONEY, I WANT TO SIT ON A LOG AND THINK ABOUT SPACE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - ONE MORE THING THE RULING CLASS DONT HAVE TO DO ANY OF THIS SHYT THEY GOT SERVENTS TO DO IT FOR THEM, AND THEY DANGLE A BIT OF DA SERVENT LIFE IN FRONT OF US BY LETTING US BUY DELIVERY BURGER'S ON AN APP, NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELETEON SKREAMEN BECUASE TRYEN TO GET A JOB IS LIKE BEIN IN HELL SOME ONE TORCHERING YOU BASED ON YOUR ANSWERS TO TRICK QUESTIONS , TELL ME ABOUT YOU'RE MOST DIFICULT TIME AT WORK, TELL ME ABOUT A TIME WHEN YOU'RE BOSS WAS FUCKEN WITH YOU , TELL ME ABOUT A TIME WHEN YUOU WERE PISSED AT WORK AND STILL DID A GOOD JOB , FUCK OF! FUCK OF! FUCK OF! YOUR NOT ALOWED TO HAVE ACCESS TO MY BRAINS MEMORYS ! YOUR NOT ALOWED TO TRICK ME JUST PAY ME TO TYPE ON YOUR COMPUTER IN YOU'RE OFFICE DUMB A$$!!! AND DA TEX SAYS "I DONT WANT TO TELL YOU MY BIGEST WEAKNESS ,ETHIER PAY ME TO WORK AT YOU'RE PLACE OR SHUT THE FUCK UP , OR SHUT UP ALD ALSO HIRE ME , MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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FUCK OF - dashare.zone ADMIN
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A SKELTON SMOKEN JOINT'S AND YELLEN ABOUT HOW WORK SUCK'S AND IT SAYS. HAPPY LABER DAY "LET ALL BOSSE'S ENDURE RWATERBOARDING" FUCK A BOSS WORK SUCKS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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DA REAL LABER DAY IS MAY DAY BUT THEY DONT WANT US TO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON REALLEY GOIN THRU IT "STICK AT WORK CANT STOP CRAPPING" THIS SUCK'S, CANT GO TO MEETING TO BUSY, FUCK, TWO HOURS LEFT WHAT DA FUCK, THIS IS MORE THEN I ATE ALL WEEK WHERES IT COMING FROM" - WHEN THE GEARS OF BUSINESS DO NOT RESPECT THE SOFT FLESH OF THE HUMAN BODY WHY DO WE DECIDE THAT THE GEARS MUST WIN? WHY DID WE BUILD CRUSHING AND GRINDING GEARS TO BEGIN WITH ? 1 GUY SAID SUPPLY AND DEMAND IS A GOOD IDEA AND NOW I HAVE TO PAY TO REGISTER A CAR WHICH I ALREADY HAD TO PAY FOR AND ALSO HAVE TO PAY TO FILL UP WITH GAS , AND I NEED THE CAR FOR WORK BUT WORK WONT PAY FOR THE CAR AT ALL AND IT WONT PAY ME FOR THE TIME I TOOK TO DRIVE THERE??? WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY IS MY BODY MAD AT THE SAME STUFF I ATE EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST TWENTY YEAR'S?????/ IM FEEDING YOU ALL THE TIME EVEN WHEN I DONT WANT TO EAT AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME???? AND DONT TELL ME GOING TO MARS IS GONNA FIX ANY OF THIS IM FOR SURE GONNA GET DIRREHEA TAKIN THAT TRIP AND THEYCHARGE WAY MORE FOR TP IN SPACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKETELEN SMOKEN A BONE "IM NOT SCARED OF HARD WORK, I HATE IT, THATS A REASONABLE RESPONSE TO THE ACUMULUATION OF CAPITAL BY THE HYPERWEALTHY, AND WAGES STAGNATING WHILE FOOD AND RENT PRICES GO UP, AND YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO BRING A SWORD TO WORK, ITS IN A SCABBARD, ITS SAFE, ITS FOR PROTECTION AND IM ALLOWED TO GET IT OUT DURING MY BREAKS, MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKLETEAN THINKIN ABOUT THERE WORK "BOSS SAYS YA GOTTA USE A.I HERE" AND TE TEXT "IF AI WAS ACTUALLY USEFUL, THEY WOULDNT HAVE TO FORCE US TO USE IT " - THEY DIDNT HAVE TO FORCE PEOPLE TO USE THE LIGHT BULP WE USED IT CAUSE ITS COOL TO SEE SHIT AT NIGHT SO , IF ITS GOOD WE WILL USE IT, S OTHAT SAYS IT ALL , NUFF SAID - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKALATON WHO SHITS 3X A DAY AT WORK AND IS HAVEN A GREAT TIME , AND THERE INTETINES ARE IN GREAT SHAPE BECUASE OF IT, AND YA DONT HAVE TO GO AROUND EATEN LETTUCE JUST DRINK THAT SLUDGE AND YOUR GOOD TO GO, AND UNTIL WE CAN BE RELEASED FROM DA GRIND WE CAN AT LEAST STAY SHITIN "IF TIME THEFT WAS REAL WHY DOES THE BOSS LEAN WITHOUT CLEANING " - AND DA TEXT SAYS "ALWAYS TAKE FIBER SUPPLEMENTS , SHIT MORE AT WORK, COMMIT TIME THEFT, UNTIL WAGE'S IMPROVE, WE STAY SHITING!!!!!" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN SORRY IF GROSS BUT ITS JUST NATURE AND IF FROGS DO IT THEN ITS COOL TO ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKALATON TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT WHATS WRONG WITH THERE LIFE AND HOW TO GET ER FIXED AND THERE SAYIN "FUCK BUPROPOINON HYDROCHLORIDE EXTENDED RELEASE TABLETS" I NEED PILLS THAT GIVE ME DA ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND WHAT ANY ONE ELSE IS EVER TALKEN ABOUT ,AND A SECOND PILL TO GET INTETESTED IN SPORTS SO I CAN TALK ABOUT THEM AT WORK, SO THEY DONT ASK ME ABOUT MY SPECAL INTEREST AND THEN GET INSTANTLY BORED WHEN I TELL THEM ABOUT MY SPECAL INTEREST - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
DA KING SKELLETEN THINKIN ABOUT THERE JOB , AND DA TEXT SAY'S "HARD WORK SUCKS ASS, WASTING TIME FEELING FINE, CALL OFF WATCH BOSS CRY IN TEXT MESAGE, SOFT WORK MUCH EASIER, NEVER PROMOTED ANY WAY, TIME THEFT MAKES YOU FOBIN HOOD, ITS A LIE FROM OLD PEOPLE TO TRICK YOU INTO GOING TO WORK LONGER, DIE SAME AGE BUT I WORKED LESS LOL WORK LUNCH ALWAYS BAD , ALWAYS" - DASHARE.ZONE AND LISTEN ITS ALWAYS DA FUCKEN TRUTH WHY IS FOOD AT WORK ALWAYS SO BAD . ITS LIKE AN EXTRA PUNISHMENT FROM DA ARCHON'S OF DA PRISON PLANET TO MAKE US SUFFER JUST 1% MORE AND IT SUCK'S ASS, IF THEY WOULD GIVE US GOOD SHYT OR JUST BRING US IN SOME T.BELL EVERY ONE WOULD BE ALOT HAPPIER, SEEMS LIKE DA CRUELTY IS DA POINT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEAN SPIRIT TRYEN TO CHILL OUT IN A GOOD ATMOSPHERE AND SHIT HEADS ARE YELLEN AT THAM !!!!!! "THEIRS A REASON THE BAD GUY IN A LL VIDEO GAMES IS CALLED "BOSS" - EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP WALK INTO MY STUPID FUCKEN JOB AND SEE THAT RED BAR FILL UP AND I KNOW I GOTTA FIGHT FOR MY GOD DAMB LIFE BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,,IM TRYING TO KICK A$$ - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKILITON WHOSE CHILLEN AND NOT GONGA DO ANY MAJOR SHYT FOR WORK OR OTHER WISE UNTIL 2025 , FUCK IT , LOOK'S LIKE DA ALIEN'S ARE FUCKEN HERE AND IF NOT THEN AT LEAST EVER ONES FLYEN PLANE'S AROUND AND PISSEN EVERY ONE OFF SO NO ONE NOTICE IF I FUCK OFF AT WORK, AND DA TEXT SAYS ""I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS IM COSTING UNTIL 2025 " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN DAMB IS IT REALLY ALMOST 2025 KIND OF FUCKED, WE ARE FLUNG INTO THE FUTURE SO FAST AND HARD THAT IT COMES BEFORE WE KNOW IT, AT LEAST WEED IS LEGAL - DASHARE.ZONE WEED IS LEGAL WHERE I LIVE SORRY -ADMIN
A SKELATON SMOKEN A CIG AND YOUR NOT ALOWED TO SMOKE AT WORK ANY MORE ,WHY IS THAT, USE TO BE THAT THEY WOULD LET YOU HAVE COFFEE N CIGS N A LIL DRINK HERE AND THERE BUT NOW ITS LIKE JAIL IN THE DAMB PLACE , AND YOUR NOT EVEN ALOWED TO HAVE FUN DURING YOU'RE BREAK'S ,THATS SUPPOSE TO BE MY TIME, AND TE TEXT SAYS "IM NOT SCARED OF HARD WORK I HATE IT, THATS A REASONABLE RESPONSE TO THE ACCUMULATON OF CAPITAL BY THE HYPER WELATHY AND WAGES STAGNATIGN WHILE FOOD AND RENT PRICES KEEP GOING UP AND YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO BRING A SWORD TO WORK, ITS IN A SCABBARD ITS SAFE, ITS FOR PROTECTION AND IM ALLOWED TO GET IT OUT DURING MY BREAK'S MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
SKELETTON'S "BORN TO DO NOTHING" 3484848384348 HOURS SPENT WORKING, SLEEPING MAKES ME MORE TIRED NOT LESS, MOST FOOT TASTES LIKE SHIT, SO WHAT DA FUCK " - WE WERE NOT MEANT TO ENRICH SHARE HOLDERS!!! WE ARE NOT BUILT TO SEND ALL MONEY UPHILL TO BILLIONAIRES AND MILLIONAIRES!! YOU AND ME ARE SUPPOST TO BE CHILLEN OUT IN A FOREST BY A FIRE EATING FRESH BERRYS AND ROASTED ROOTS, "I GUESS I JUST WASENT MADE FOR THESE TIMES" BUT IMAGING BRIAN WILSON WAS SINGEN ABOUT LIVING 10,000 YEARS AGO , RIP TO HIM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
4 SKELETEN'S LINED UP IN THE MANNER OF KRAFTWERK ALBUM COVER "THE MAN MACHINE" AND IT SAY'S "THE ONLY GOOD WORK IS KRAFTWERK , DAMB ITS TRUE" - THESE BOYS MADE SUCH GOOD SHIT AND THEY DREAMED ABOUT BEING INSIDE OF A COMPUTER MAKEN IT BEEP , I HOPE NO ONE TOLD THEM ABOUT THE "AI" SHIT WHERE NO MATTER HOW MUCH SONGS YOU FEED INTO IT ,IT MAKES YOU HATE COMPUTER'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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WORK SUCK'S ,KRAFTWERK DOSENT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON WHOSE REMEBERING THE DAY'S OF SMOKIN CIGS AND SMELLING LIKE SHIT AND COUGHIN, AND DA TEXT SAYS, "CIGARETTS KICKED ASS, IF EVEY THINGS FUCKED THEN LET US GO BACK TOO SMOKIG CIGS,
DA SHARE Z0NE ADMIN HAS DETERMINNED
THAT ITS FAIRLY FUCKED UP THAT YOU USED
TO BE ABLE TO SMOKE CIG’S AT WORK TO
STAY AWAKE AND RELAX MORE THERE,,,
AND NOW WHEN YOU WATCH A OLD
MOVIE AND EVERYONES SMOKEN, IT
FEELS LIKE YOUR IN A WEIRD AND
WORSE WORLD, WATCHEN A
MOVIE SHOULDENT MAKE YOU
SAD ,I CAN DO THAT MYSELF!!!
WITH MY BRAIN !!!!
MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTON IN 1517 NAILS JUST 1 FUCKEN THESES TO DA DOOR OF DA CHURCH AND IT SAYS : "THE DRIVE TO WORK SOULD BE PART OF YOUR HOURLY WAGE" AND THERE RIGHT!!!! THERE RIGHT!!!!!!!!! DA COST OF TRANSPORT AND LUNCH AND "WORK CLOTHES" ARE BORNE BY DA WORKER AT A SIGNIFICANT COST OF TIME AND MONEY COMPARED TO THERE WAGES! NO ONE WOULD BUY THESE NASTY A$$ BROWN PANTS TO WEAR IN THERE NORMAL LIFE! NO ONE WOULD EAT SUB WAY IF THEY HAD NO ALBATROSS ROUND THERE NECK! DA TENTICLES OF CAPITAL FIND THERE WAY INTO EVERY CREVICE OF OUR LIFES AND IF YOUR ON CALL AND YOU DONT PICK UP THE PHONE QUICK ENOUGH THEY GET MAD! THEN DONT PUT ME ON CALL MOTHER FUCKER!!!! HIRE MORE EMPLOYEES DONT MAKE ME ANSWER DA PHONE WHEN IM IN DA FUCKEN SHOWER,,, I HAVE MORE TO SAY ON THIS BUT I CAN NOT VIOLATE TERMS OF SERVICE AND YA ALWAY'S GOTTA LEAVE A LITTLE FOR NEXT TIME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
TIME TO REALLY PUT THE HAMMER DOWN AND GET STARTED ON MYW ORK , SAYS A SKELTEN WEAREN A COOL HOODY (SAME HOODY EVERY DAY WHO CARE'S PLEASE DON'T NOTICE ITS THE SAME ONE EVERY DAY) "I NEED TO LOCK IN, PUT MY PHONE DOWN, GET BACK 2 WORK, JUST GOTTA GET MY 2 FACTOR ATHENTICATION CODE OFF MY PHONE, GONNA SEE WHAT ELSE IS ON MY PHONE REAL QUICK " - THEY REALLY FUCKED US WITH THIS ONE IM NOT GONNA LIE, CANT DO YOUR WORK WITHOUT GOING ON YOUR PHONE, AND THEN ITS ALL THE FUCK OVER , RIP , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELITON WHO SAYS " I WILL NEVER HUSTLE - I DONT EVEN WANT TO BE HERE - WHY WOULD ANY ONE WORK HARDER",,, DA ENTIRE IDEA OF "GRIND CULTURE" AND "HUSTLE CULTURE" IS PERPETRATED BY DA RULING CLASS AS A WAY TO TELL US THAT IF WERE NOT RICH THAT ITS OUR PERSONAL FAILURE AND NOT LIFE WITHIN A SYSTEM THAT CONCENTRATES WEALTH IN THE HANDS OF FEW!!!!! EVERY BIG PROBLEM LIKE HUNGER, HOUSING, ILLNESS, EDUCATION IS FRAMED AS A FAILING OF DA INDIVIDUAL SO THAT IT BECOMES OUR PROBLEM THAT RENT IS $1999.99 IN EVERY CITY, CANT GO TO COLLEGE WITHOUT STUDENT LOAN'S THAT CAN NEVER BE PAID BACK, CANT TAKE TIM OFF WORK WHEN SICK, AND IF YOU DO GET SICK ITS YOUR FAULT, AND DA WEIRD GUYS WHO PROPAGATE "HUSTLE" AS A MEANS TO GET AHEAD ARE QUIETLY PROMOTED BY MEDIA AS IF TO SAY "EVERYONE AGREES EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT" BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND U KNOW WHAT I AINT DOING SHIT TODAY, SITTING ON A LOG IN DA WOOD'S IS STILL FREE FOR NOW, AND REMEBER THAT ANY THING YOU DO WHERE YOUR NOT PAYIN A CORPORATION TO DO IT IS SOMETHING THEY WANT TO WIPE OUT AT EVERY TURN, ALSO DA ADVERTISING INDUSTRY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR DA CRIMINILIZATION OF "VANDALISM" BECAUSE THEY SEE PUBLIC ART AS COMPETING WITH THEM FOR ADVERTISING SPACE, WELL IM ALMOST OUT OF ROOM SO KEEP KICKEN A$$ OUT THERE AND DONT WORK ANY HARDER THEN THEY MAKE YA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
WAGE THEFT IS WHEN YOU'RE EMPLOYER EXTRACTS LABOR FROM YOU WITHOUT PAYMENT. THIS INCLUDES NOT ALLOWING ADEQUATE BREAKS, DENIAL OF BONUSES OR BENEFITS, FORCED WORK AFTER CLOCKING OUT OR BEFORE CLOCKING IN, NON REIMBURSED WORK EXPENSES INCLUDING UNIFORMS, STEALING TIPS, REFUSING TO PAY 1.5X FOR OVERTIME, AND PROBLY SOME OTHERS IM FORGETTING !!!! THE RULING CLASS EXPLOITS US AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY AND AT GREAT PROFIT!!!!!! AFTER ALL THIS THEY HAVE THE GALL TO TALK ABOUT "TIME THEFT" AS IF DA WORKERS OF THE WORLD ARENT JUST TRYING TO WORK SO THEY HAVE FOOD TO EAT!!! TIME THEFT AINT REAL, ITS PART OF DA WAR ON WORKERS WHICH IS PERPETUATED TO MINIMIZE LABOR COST'S AND DRIVE THERE PROFITS UP! IF YOU AINT GETTIN A PROFIT SHARE OF THE BUSINESS YOU WORK FOR THEN IT AINT YOUR FUCKEN PROBLEM!!!! I HAVE MANY MORE THOGHT'S ON THIS , ANY WAY DA IMAGE IS SKELTAN AND DA TEXT SAYS "IM GOING TO WAR WITH TIME THEFT ON THE SIDE OF TIME THEFT , PROTECT YOUR RIGHT TO FUCK AROUD AT WORK, TIME THEFT END'S WHEN WAGE THEFT END'S MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - MORE AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne
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LONG LUNCH , ARRIVE LATE , LEAVE EARLY , HIDE IN BATHROOM , I SUPPORT ALL TIME THEFT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKILETON WHO SAYS "I CANT COME TO WORK TODAY BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO AND I WAS I LOST TRACK OF TIME GOOGLIN UP "LUIGI MANGIONE JURRY NULLIFICATION" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - ONLY THE LICKIEST OF BOOTLICKERS WOULD ALLOW THE SYSTEM TO PUNISH THIS MAN FOR A CRIME THAT HAS UNITED THE WORKING CLASS ACROSS THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM, AND THATS WHY THERE SO AFRAID OF THIS ,ZUCKERBERGS GOTA BE DIGGIN HIS BUNKER FASTER THEN EVER THESE DAYS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
Jury nullification, also known in the United Kingdom as jury equity,[1][2] or a perverse verdict,[3][4] is when the jury in a criminal trial gives a verdict of not guilty even though they think a defendant has broken the law. The jury's reasons may include the belief that the law itself is unjust,[5][6] that the prosecutor has misapplied the law in the defendant's case,[7] that the punishment for breaking the law is too harsh, or general frustrations with the criminal justice system.
A SKELATTON LOOKEN OUT OF THERE COCOON AND DA TEXT SAY'S "I WILL NEVER: DRILL DOWN, PING YOU, TAKE THIS OFF LINE, UNPACK THIS, HAVE BANDWIDTH, DISSRUPT, TOUCH BASS, MOVE DA NEEDLE - DO NOT ASK ME TO CIRCLE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" JUST TALK LIKE A HUMAN BEING EVEN IF YOUR AT WORK!!! COMPLIANCE WITH THE ARGOT OF THE MANAGEMENT CLASS IMPLIES ACCEPTANCE OF CLASS STRATIFICATION! DA RULING CLASS GIVES A FEW MORE SCRAPS TO DA MANAGERS AND THEY SAY "YES SIR" AND USE THE IDIOMS OF THEIR OPRESSORS WITHOUT NOTICING THE BOOT MARKS ON THERE NECKS,, IT SUCK'S BUT IM NEVER GONGA BE PROMOTED SO SAY YOUR LITTLE PHRASES I GUESS BUT I AINT GONGA DO IT , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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NEVER - SHIRT AND MUG BY dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATON DOIN THERE DAMB JOB AND REALIZEN THAT "ALL WORK IS HARD" , ALL JOB'S SUCK ASS, YOUR BEST BOSS WAS JUST LESS BAD THEN THE REST, SUB WAY ONLY EXIST'S AS A PLACE TO EAT DURRING WORK NO ONE GOS THERE WHEN THERE HAPPY I DONT REMEBER THE LAST TIME I WAS HAPPY MOTHER FUCKER" - AND THERE STILL WAKEN UP EVERY DAY KICKEN A$$ AND EATEN A$$ SO WHATS UP NOW !!!!! DA WORLDS TRYEN TO GRIND THERE ASS DOWN TO DUST BUT IM STILL OUT HERE SHITTEN HARD SO FUCK EM!!!!! THIS WORLD AINT NOTHIN BUT A TEMPORAY SPOT BETWEEN DA FOOD YOUR MOM ATE WHILE PREGANT AND YOUR SKELTON TAKEN A NAP FOR A FEW CENTURYS SO IT AINT SHIT TO ME!!!!!!! IM ON SHRODINGERS WEED THIS VERY SECOND U DONT KNOW IF IM SMOKEN OR NOT UNTIL YOU SMELL ME MOTHER FUCKER !!!!!!!!!! DASHARE.ZONE ADMINNNNN
A SKLETEN WITH A COOL POLE ARM THEY WANT TO SHOW PEOPLE "ITS NOT A SWORD BUT FINE IF YOUR GOING TO CALL IT A SWORD THATS FINE" AND DA TEXT "WHATS THE MATTER YOU AFRAID TO WORK? THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, OVER 1/3 OF EMPLOYEES DO 6+ HOURS OF UNPAID LABOR EVERY WEEK, 3.9 MILLION AMERICANS GET INJURED OR DIE AT WORK EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY MANAGER IVE EVER HAD FUCKEN SUCKS, LET ME BRING MY SWORD TO WORK MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN IT IS MORE OF A HALBERD WITH MULTIPLE BLADES. ALLOWING THE USER TO STAND AT A DISTANCE FROM THERE TARGET. REAL SWORD HEADS KNOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN THE SNOW "MONEY IS WASTED ON THE RICH, IF NORMAL PEOPLE HAD A BILLION DOLLARS THEY WOULD STOP GOING TO WORK " AND THERE RIGHT, ALL OF THESE GUYS WAKE UP AND GO TO THERE FUCKING OFFICE AND THERE BIG FUCKEN DESKINSTEAD OF CHILLEN OUT, THINK ABOUT WARREN BUFFET 999 YEAR'S OLD AND WOULDENT STOP GOING TO WORK, AND INSTEAD OF HELPING ANYONE THE RICH JUST TELL US WE SHOULD GO TO WORK ALL THE TIME TOO AND SKIP MEAL'S TO SAVE MONEY, IF THEY ARENT LITERALLY DEMONS THEN WHAT DOES THE WORD DEMON EVEN MEAN, FIRST TIME I EVER MET A RICH PERSON THEY TALKED TO ME LIKE I WAS THERE EMPLOYEE, LAST TIME I MET A RICH PERSON THEY TALKED TO ME LIKE I WAS THERE EMPLOYEE, NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR, FORBES PRINTS THE LIST EVERY YEAR - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTON VIBRATEN WITH POWER BECUASE THERE NEVER GONNA WEAR THEM SELF OUT BY WORKEN EXTRA FOR THE DAMB MAN !!! THERE ALWAYS TELLIN US "QUIET QUITTING" AND "RETURN TO OFFICE" AND IF IM GETTEN MY WORK DONE THEN THERE AINT SHIT THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY!!! THERE KEEPIN ALL DA SURPLUS ANY WAY I LEARNED THAT SHIT FROM READING "THE CAPITAL" FROM MARKS, WELL I DIDENT READ THE WHOLE DAMB THING BUT I READ THE WICKI OF IT, MOST OF THE WIKI ON IT, AND TA TEXT SAYS "I WILL NEVER HUSTLE, I DONT EVEN WANT TO BE HERE , WHY WOULD ANYONE WORK HARDER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEN IN THERE PUNISHMENT STATION (OFFICE CHAIR) AT WORK - ONE LINE EMAIL FROM BOSS INVALIDATES AN ENTIRE DAYS WORK - BOSS FAILS TO RESPOND TO QUERIES LEADING YOU TO MISS DEADLING FOR WHICH YOU ARE BLAMED - BOSS TAKES CREDIT FOR YOUR WORK WHEN HE MANAGES NOT TO GET IN YOUR WAY - YOU MUST RETURN TO OFFICE BUT BOSS CAN STILL LEAVE WHENEVER HE WANT'S - BOSS SEEMS TO SPEND MOST OF HIS TIME COMING UP WITH NEW RULES TO PUNISH WORKERS - DO NOT TOUCH MY SHOULDER - DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH MY SHOULDER!!!! I SWEAR TO FUCKEN,,,, DA TEXT "THERES A REASON THE BAD GUY IN ALL VIDEO GAMES IS CALLED... "BOSS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN "I WILL RESPECT TERM'S OF SERVICE AND SAY NO MORE " -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKLETON "IM GOING TO WAR WITH TIME THEFT ON THE SIDE OF TIME THEFT - PROTECT YOUR RIGHT TO FUCK AROUND AT WORK - TIME THEFT END'S WHEN WAGE THEFT ENDS - MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATEN ON THERE THRONE WITH THERE SYTHE , AND IT SAY'S " DA ARCHITECTS OF THEIS PRISON PLANET FEED ON OUR SUFFERING AND ARE NEVER SATED, THERE PUTTIN LESS FOOD IN TV DINNERS THESE DAYS, YOU EAT ONE AT LUNCH TIME AND YOUR HUNGRY AGAIN BY 4PM, .AND WAGES HAVE BEEN DECOUPLED FROM PRODUCTIVITY AND MY BACK IS HURTEN IN A DIFFERENT PLACE NOW ! MOTHER FUCKER !!!!" AND ITS TRUE, IF YOU WROTE A SCI FI BOOK WHERE PEOPLE WERE LOCKED ON A PLANET THEY COULDENT ESCAPE AND THEY HAD TO SUFFER FOR THERE ZOOKEEPERS ,IT WOULDNT BE MUCH DIFFRENT FROM THIS ONE, EXCEPT THE BOOK WOULD PROBLY GET A BAD REVIEW AND THEY WOULD SAY IT WAS UNREALISTIC THAT PEPOLE LOOKED AT THERE PHONES ALL THE TIME AND KEPT MAKING PLASTIC AND THROWING IT EVERY WHERE, THEY WOULD SAY IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE THAT IF THERE TRAPPED ON ONE PLANET THAT THEY WOULD RUIN IT, BUT HERE WE ARE LOL ,,, BUT IM OUT HERE KICKEN A$$ AND IF THE DAMB PLANETS GONNA GET HOTTER EVERY YEAR SO AM I - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATTON BLASTIN DA TRUTH FROM THERE SPACE WEPON BECUASE THERE TIRED OF THERE BOSS LYIGN TO THEM ABOUT WHATS GOING ON AT WORK ,IF THERE ALWAYS LION TO YOU THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVER TELL THEM DA TRUTH ,WHY WOULD YOU EVER ANSER TEXT MESAGGES FROM THEM WHEN YOUR NOT ON THE CLOCK ,WHY WOULD YOU NOT STEAL EVREYTHING YOU CAN FROM WORK AND LIE TO GET PROMOTTED ,WORK SLOW ON PURPOSE ,IN A COERCIVE ARANGEMENT WHERE YOU MUST LABOR TO EAT YOU OWE NOBODY ANY THING !! YOUD BE GROWIN BEANS IN DA MIDDLE OF NO WHERE IF YOU DIDENT HAVE TO WORK AND EVERY ONE KNOWS IT SO THEY GOTA TRAP YOU INTO DA SYSTEM !!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "YOUR JOB LIE'S TO YOU THEIRFORE YOUR NOT MOREALY OBLIGATED TO TELL YOUR JOB DA TRUCH - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - NEVER CLOCK OUT NEVER TELL THEM ABOT YOUR PERSONNAL LIFE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
MONDAYS HERE TIME TO SHED YOUR TRUE SELF AND BECOME YOUR WORKSONA,,, A SKLEOTON DOESNT LIKE SAYING THE WORK STUFF BUT ITS EASIER THEN EXPLAINING WHAT THEY DO IN THERE PERSONAL TIME SO THERE LEANING INTO THE WORK CULTURE, AND IT GOES DOWN EASIER IF YOU JUST FEEL LIKE YOUR PRETENTING TO SAY ALL THAT STUFF, YOUR IRONICALLY SAYING TEAM, YOUR IRONICALY GIVING SOMEONE BACK 3 MINUTE'S AT DA END OF A ZOOM, AND DA TEXT "WORKSONA ACTIVATED, HOT OUT THERE TODAY LOL, GOTTA HAVE MY COFFEE LOL, ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE LOL, TEAM, GONNA GIVE YOU SOME TIME BACK HERE LOL, LET ME PICK YOUR BRAIN LOL" - ALL JOBS ARE BAD - ALL WORK IS HARD - ALL BOSSES ARE EVIL ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHO PRETENDED TO BE NICE TO YOU - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKULL ON A CONFENCE TABLE AND IT SAYS "FUCK WORK , I F I WANT TO BE YELLED AT BY OLD PEOPLE ILL GO PLAY BINGO " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND AT LEATS BINGO IS FUN MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
SHIT AT WORK , GET IN CLOCK IN MAKE SURE EVERY ONE SEES YA THEN HEAD FOR THE STALL, FUCK IT, AND DA GRAPHIC IS A HUGE SKULL GLOWING WITH GREEN ENEREGEY "I DONT MAKE CONTENT , I MAKE JPEG FILES ABOUT CRAPPING AT WORK, MY PRESCENSE REDUCES THE VALUE OF YOUR PLATFORM, PRAY THAT YOUR INVESTORS DO NOT SEE IT " - THEN AGAIN INVESTORS ARE DUMB AS FUCK MAYBE THEY THINK GRAPHICS ABOUT WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO INVESTORS ARE REALLY FUNNY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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SPENT OVER A HOUR ON THE CLOCK TODAY IN THE BATH ROOM - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATEN LOOKIN AT THERE PHONE AND THERE CLEARLY NOT AT WORK BUT DA BOSS IS TEXTEN THEM ALL KIND'S OF SHIT AND U KNOW WHAT ? I CANT COME IN I CANT HELP RN AND I WILL SEE YOU MY NEXT WORK DAY, ANYTHING ELSE IS SIMPLY NOT POSSIBLE . "HEY ADMIN I NEED TO GET THIS ROPE THROUGH THE EYE OF THIS NEEDLE" SORRY MOTHER FUCKER THATS A JOB FOR MONDAY, HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAY'S "SAY NO TO YOU'RE BOSS, NO NO SORRY PARDNER, NO THANK'S, NO, SORRY CAN'T, NO, NOABUNGA - YOU WONT GET FIRED - THEIRS NO ONE TO REPLACE YOU WITH - AND YOU WONT BE REWARDED IF YOU SAY YES" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - IF OUR SOCEITY DIDNT DISEMPOWER EVERY PERSON TO THE EXTENT THAT A TINY AMOUNT OF POWER MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A KING THEN MAUBE MANAGERS WOULDENT ACT THAT WAY BUT WE WILL PROBLY NEVER KNOW,,, AND ANYONE WHO SAYS "YEA BUT MY MANAGER IS ACTUALY GOOD" WOULD BE CALLING YOU FROM JAIL TELLING YOU THAT THERE WARDEN IS ACTUALY NICE, AND NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONE'S, AND THAT THERE CHAINS ARE ACTUALY PRETTY COMFORTABLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A THOUGTFUL AND PROVACATIVE SKELATON NAILIN UP THERE IDEAS ONTO DA CHURCH DOOR FOR ALL TOO SEE !!! WE SOULD ALSO GET FREE HOT DOG'S AT WORK THERE NOT MUCH FOOD BUT THEY KEEP YA GOIN !!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "THE DRIVE TOO WORK SHOULD BE PART OF YOU'RE HOURLY WAGE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKEKETON SCREAMEN IN TEROR AND AGONNY ,WHY PAY FOR GAS I DONT EVEN WANT TO USE GAS !!!! WHY PAY FOR LUCH AT WORK WHEN IT ALWAYS FUCKEN SUCK'S , AND SOME TIMES PEPOLE STEAL YOU'RE LUNCH, AND TAHTS THE GROSSEST THIG IN DA UNIVERSE TO ME, EATTING SOME ONE ELSES SANDWICH, NO TELLING WHTA THEY PUT ON IT, ITS LIKE LICKING A TOLIET TO ME, I AINT DOIN IT AND IF YOUR DOIN IT THEN ITS FOR SURE A SEX THING ,AND DA TEXT SAYS "WHY SOULD I PAY BILL'S EVERY THING SUCKS ASS WHY AM I PAYIG SO MUCH TOO STAY ON THIS SHIT PLANET , PAY BILLS NOW HAVE FUN NEVER , ALWAY'S TIRED NEVER SLEEP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND TAHTS ANOTHER THING YOU CAN WASTE YOU'RE WHOLE NIGHT BY GOIN TO BED AT 8PM AND STILL FEEL LIKE SHIT IN DA MORNING THIS IS PUNISHMENT PLANET WE DID WRONG IN OUR PAST LIFES ,SORRY FOR WHAT EVER I DID LAST TIME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEN IN THERE NEW HAT THEY FOUND IN THE GAME AND THERE HAVIN G A GREAT TIME AND IT SAYS " I WILL NEVER COMPLETE MISSIONS, I DONT LIKE GOING TO WORK IN REAL LIFE, WHY WOULD I DO IT IN A VIDEO GAME " - I AM GOING TO WALK AROUND "DA MAP" I WILL TALK TO PEOPLE I WILL JUMP OVER THINGS AND TRY TO WALK INTO BUILDINGS AND I MIGHT EVEN FUCK AROUND AND CRAFT SOME ITEMS BUT U KNOW WHAT I AINT OBEYING SOME VOICE ACTOR WHO TELLS ME I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FOR THEM!!! IM EXITING THIS DIALOGUE AND IM LOOKIN AROUND YOUR HOUSE FOR SOMETHING TO STEAL!!!!!! GAME'S SHOULD BE FUN I WILL NEVER GRIND I WILL NEVER MAKE A SPREADSHEET TO PLAY A GAME I WILL NEVER CONSENT TO HAVING A BOSS UNLESS I GOTA DO IT TO PAY MY REAL BILL'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND ANOTHER THING ,WHEN I TURN ON MY RIG YOU BETTER LOAD THE GAME ASSAP DONT MAKE ME DOWNLOAD A BUNCH OF GIGS OF UPDATES, I KNOW ALL THAT EXTRA SHIT IS JUST "DLC" OR I GOTTA OBEY A WEIRD GUY IN ORDER TO SEE WHAT IN THOSE GIGS, NO THANKS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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IM HERE TO WALK AROUND AND PICK UP OBJECT'S AND THATS IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETETEN IN DA SOLER SYSTEM SCREAMEN FOR ALL 2 HEAR "I ONLY HAD TWO DONUTS AN APPLE FRITTER AND HALF A DANISH SO WHY DOSE THAT REQUIRE A COMPANY WIDE EMAIL" IF I GOTA BE HERE ALL DAMN DAY I SURE AINT SKIPPIN THE FREE FOOD SO I CAN GO PAY GOURMAY PRICE'S FOR A WET BURGER AT LUNCH TIME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELITON AT WORK AND THERE THINKEN ABOUT HOW A.I IS FORCED INTO EMAILS, INTO SEARCHES, INTO ALL APP'S, AND IT NEVER MAKES ANYTHING BETTER, IT MAKES THERE JOB WORSE, AND DA TEXT SAYS "IF AI WAS ACTUALLY USEFUL THEN THEY WOULDNT HAVE TO FORCE US TO USE IT" AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT, SOMEONES MAKEN SOME MONEY OFF THIS AND IT SURE AS HELL AINT US - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKEMETON THINKEN ABOUT ALL DA STAT'S OF THERE LIFE SO FAR, THEY MAKE YOU DO SHIT YOU DONT WHANT TO DO 23 HOUR'S A DAY ,THEN IF YOU DECIDE TO PLAY A VID GAME IT STARTS TO UP DATE AND THATS YOUR GAMEING HOUR , ITS GONE FOR THE DAY ,AND IF YOU TRY TO SLEEP LESS EVERY THING JUST SUCK'S MORE ,SO WHAT DA FUCK !!! GOOD THING WALKEN AROUND IN DA WOOD'S IS STILL FREE BUT DONT TALK ABOUT IT IN PUBIC OR THERE GONGA MAKE US PAY FOR THAT TO!!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "SO WHAT IF I HAD TO SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE WORKIGN CLEANING HOUSE COING TO SCHOOL FINDING FOOD EATING FOOD SPEEPING ,AT LEAST I DIDNT HAVE FUN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN ASS !! IM STILL KICKEN ASS AND EATTIN ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
SOME TECH BROTHER'S ARE DOING THE "996" SHYT WHICH IS WORK 12 HOUR/S A DAY FOR 6 DAY'S A WEEK AND FUCK THAT, IT WAS BAD WHEN THEY DID IT TO BEGIN WITH AND JUST LIKE ANY WEBSITE OR PLATFORM OR IDEA, ITS WORSE AS SOON AS A TECH BRO GET'S A HOLD OF IT , DA SKEALATEN IN DA IMAGE IS HAVIN A GREAT TIME BECAUSE THERE SLEEPIG 15 HOURS A DAY AND THATLL MAKE YA FEEL GREAT, OR MAKE YOU FEEL WORSE, EITHER ONE, HARD TO KNOW UNTIL U TRY , ANY WAY "IM ON TH AT 996, 9 HOURS ASLEEP 9 HOURS PHONE 6 HOURS SLEEP" AND THATS REAL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELOTTON CHILLEN AND LOOKEN AT THERE PHONE! IS THERE NO STATE MORE NATURAL FOR A HUMAN BEIG THAN DA STATE OF RELAXEN, EACH CONSCIOSNESS TRAPPED INSIDE A BODY THAT WANT'S TO LOOK AT COOL SHIT ON THERE PHONE BUT FORCED TO MAXIMIZE EFFICENCY FOR DA CORPERATION ,0-100 YEAR'S OF INVOLUNTERY LABOR ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN ASS SO FUCK IT,AND DA TEXT SAYS "BORN TOO LEAN FORCED TOO CLEAN " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
IF DA WORLDS GONNA BE TOTALY FUCKED AT LEAST I SHOULDENT HAVE TO GO TO WORK THE WHOLE TIME , SITTIN THERE AND CANT GET SHIT DONE CAUSE NOBODYS EVEN AT WORK AND THERE ALL BUYIN SHIT ON LINE AND WONT RETURN EMAIL'S , AND BOSS IS DOING THAT TOO, SO WHAT DA FUCK , AND DA SKELTEN IN THE PHOTO IS THINKIN GTHE SAME THING WITH THERE COOL OWL AND THERE LIBRA SCALES, SO JUST LET EVERY ONE GO HOME , AND IF YOUR WORKIN AT A STORE THEY SHOULD PAY YOU DOUBLE CAUSE EVERY ONES ACTING LIKE A PEACE OF SHIT THIS MONTH , WORSE THAN USUAL , AND DA TEXT " OUTLAW GOING TO WORK IN DECEBER LEGALIZE COSTING UNTIL JANUARY, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY ME " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SHREIKING SKALATON IN A COMFEY ROBE AND THERE HOWLIN OUT DA FOLLOWING TEXT: "EATING AT WORK SHOULD BE FREE,WHY IS IT LEGGAL TO LOCK SNACK IN A MACHINE,IN EED MY MONEY FOR OTHER SHIT IM NOT GIVING IT BACK MOTHER FUCKER " AND THERE RIGHT ,IF WE NEED MONEY TO PAY FOR FOOD AND RENT THEN WORKIN AINT VOLUNTARY ,AND IF IT AINT VOLUNTARY THAN MAKIN US PAY DA COMPANY BACK FOR FOOD THATS NOT EVEN GOOD SHOLDNT BE HAPPENIN,BUT DA MACHINE HUNGER'S FOR ANY DROP OF PROFFIT,DA METAL JAW'S OF CAPTALISM SNAPPEN EVER CLOSER EVERY MONTH, AND THE DAMB PAPER TELLS US TO SKIP BREAKFEST THEN CHARGES US FOR VENDING MACHINE LUNCH,SOLDIERS IN DA SUBWAY MAKEN SURE NO ONE SKIPS A TOLL, ALL SIGNS OF A HEALTHEY COUNTREY WITH HEALTHEY WORKERS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
TIME THEFT AINT REAL!!! THE REAL THEFT IS WHEN YA GOTTA SPEND YOUR WHOLE DAMB LIFE JUST TO GO TO WORK!! IF YOU ASK ME!!!!! AND THERES A SKELITEN SITTIN ON A TOILET HAVIN THE TIME OF THERE LIFE , OR AT LEAST THE BEST TIME THEIR GONNA HAVE THAT DAY, THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND YOU COULD GO IN AND SLEEP SO DEEPLY ON A PLASTIC DESK ATTACHED TO A CHAIR THAT YOU WOULD WAKE UP IN AN EMPTY ROOM, OR SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE YOU DIDNT KNOW FROM ANOTHER CLASS, ITS THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IN A BAD SITUATION, LIKE WHEN U HAVE TO EAT A MEAL AT A FAST CASUAL RESTRANT, JUST THINK OF WHATS GONNA TASTE THE BEST IF ITS COOKED IN A MICRO WAVE AND CROSS YOUR FINGERS, ANYWAY , DA TEXT SAYS "YES I: CRAP AT WORK, VAPE AT WORK, EAT QUIETLY WHILE IN WORK BATHROOM SO I CAN STILL TAKE LUNCH, INSTALLED MOUSE JIGGELER APP SO MY COMPUTER DOESNT GO TO SLEEP AND IT SAYS MY STATUS IS ONLINE , DONT LIKE IT? DO NOT TELL MY BOSS . I HAVE ALREADY BEEN WARNED TWICE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A BAD A$$ SKELEOTON SCREAMEN AT YOU THAT YOUR NOT FUCKEN UP!!!! DA WORLD HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED TO EXTRACT EVERY PENNEY OF VALUE OUT OF YOU'RE LABOR AND THEN TELL YOU THAT YOUR RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING BAD THAT HAPPENS TO YOU!!!!!!! THEIRS NOT ENOUGH TIME TO BREATHE AND THEIRS NOT ENOUGH MONNEY TO PAY FOR DA AIR,,,, AND DA TEXT SAYS "YOUR NOT LAZY YOU JUST DONT HAVE TIME OR ENERGY AFTER WORK DOCTERS VACUMMING YARD WORK SCHOOL DISHES LAUNDREY TOLIETS COOKING GTROCERYS REGYCLING HAIR CUTS ,I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN DA WOOD'S AND WMOKE WEED , I HATE MONEY , I WANT TO SIT ON A LOG AND THINK ABOUT SPACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEON LOOKEN AT THERE PHONE TRYEN TO DECIDE THE BEST WAY TO TELL THERE BOSS "NO' BUT THERE NOT EVEN THINKEN ABOUT TELLEN EM 'YES' BECUASE WETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT DA WORKER IS PERFORMING DA LABOR AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST THEFT ,YUOU GOTTA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE POWER IS AND AT THE END OF DA DAY THEY AINT GONGA HIRE SOME ONE TO REPACE YOU SO FUCK IT ! YOUR DOING THE WORK AND THATS WHAT THEY GET , AND DA TEXT SAYS "SAY NO TO YOU'RE BOSS, NO NO SORRY PARDNER NO THANK'S SORRY CAN'T NO NOABUNGA NO, YOU WONT GET FIRED,THEIRS NO ONE TO REPLACE YOU WITH ,AND YOU WONT BE REWADED IF YOU SAY YES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELOTON SPACEN OUT AND LOOKEN THRU A COSMIC ORB INSTEAD OF DOIN THERE WORK AND WHILE ITS HARD FOR THEM TO COCENTRATE ON STUFF ALSO ITS MORE FUN TO GAZE IN ORB, THINK ABOUT SWORD, THINK ABOUT HEAVEY SWORD AND SWINGEN IT AROUND, WOULD YOU WEILD IT WITH 1 HAND OR TWO, PRACTICE WITH BROOM TO GAIN SWORD SKILL'S IN ADVANCE OF BUYING DA SWORD ,LOOK AT SWORD WEB SITE ,WORK SUCK'S SWORD'S ROCK ,AND DA TEXT SAYS "WHAT ?? NO I WANT PAYING ATTENTION I AM NEVER PAYING ATTENTION BECUASE I DONT WANT TOO !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
DONT LIKE MY BULLSHIT ? ME EITHER IM TRYING TO WORK ON IT BUT I AINT WORKIN THAT HARD , WORK SUCK'S MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE AND ITS A COW BOY SKELITON RIDEN A BULL YEE HAW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
BAD A$$ SKELATONS WHO WOULD BE ABEL TO GET MORE DONE IF THEY WERENET CRAPPIN SO MUCH , AND IT SAYS "STUCK AT WORK CANT STOP CRAPPING" TWO HOURS LEFT WHAT DA FUCK, THIS SUCKS, FUCL, CANT DO TO THE MEETING TO BUSY, THIS IS MORE THEN I ATE ALL WEEK WHERES IT COMING FROM " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKALATEON RIPPIN A CIG AND IT SAY'S "IM NOT SCARED OF HARD WORK, I HATE IT ,. THATS A REASONABLE RESPONSE TO THE ACUMULATION OF CAPITAL BY THE HYPER WEALTHY AND WAGE'S STAGNATING WHILE FOOD AND RENT PRICES KEEP GOING UP ,AND YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO BRING A SWORD TO WORK, ITS IN A SCABBARD, ITS SAFE, ITS FOR PROTECTION, AND IM ALLOWED TO GET IT OUT DURING MY BREAK'S MOTHER FUCKER " - NUFF SAID!!!!!! BUT THAT NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE!!!!!!! THERE IS NO REASON TO HARM YOUR BODY OR WASTE YOUR TIME DOIN SHIT FOR YOUR WORK THAT THEY ARENT PAYING YOU FOR, EITHER THEY AINT PAYIN ENOUGH OR THERE TRYEN TO GET FREE LABOR, AND BOSS'S LOVE TO TALK ABOUT "TIME THEFT" WHICH IS WHEN YOUR NOT SPENDING 100% OF WORK DOING WHAT THEY WANT, BUT THEY NEVER TALK ABOUT "WAGE THEFT" WHICH IS WHEN THEY CONSIDER THEM SELVES ENTITLED TO YOUR LABOR BECAUSE YOU SUPPOSEDLY OWE THEM FAVORS FOR EMPLOYING YOU IN DA FIRST PLACE ! THEY SHOULD PAY FOR DA FOOD WE EAT ON BREAK'S AND THEY SHOULD PAY FOR THE TRIP TO AND FROM WORK , THEY SHOULD PAY FOR DA BROWN PANTS WE HAVE TO WEAR, AND IF YOUR ASKIN ME THEY SHOULD PAY THERE KARMIC DEBT FROM BEIN MEMBERS OF A SOCIAL CLASS WHERE THEY EXTRACT VALUE RATHER THAN PROVIDING IT!!!! BUT THATS JUST ME A TALKING SKELETON I AINT CARL MARKS OR CARL JUNG SO IF YOU WANT TO ACTUTALY LEARN ABOUT THIS SHIT READ A DAMB BOOK! SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL LIBRERY IMAGINE IF AMAZON WAS RUN BY A SMART PERSON INSTEAD OF A EVIL ONE, AND IMAGINE IF EVERYTHING WAS FREE, THERES PROBABLY A LIBRARY IN YOUR TOWN RIGHT NOW, AND I AINT TALKEN ABOUT THE LITTLE BOX YOUR NEIGHBOR HAS WITH 2 COPYS OF "DA VINCI CODE" INSIDE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELITAN HOLDING THERE SWORD, WHICH THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BRING TO WORK IF THEY WANT, BECUASE ITS NOT FOR ANY VIOLENT STUFF, ITS SIMPLY TO APPRECIATE, AND IF ANY ONE ELSE AT WORK APPRECIATE'S IT THEY CAN DO IT AT WORK , AND WE SHOULD ALSO BE PAID FOR OUR DRIVE TO WORK, BECUASE YOU CANT BE AT WORK UNLESS YOU TRAVEL TO WORK, AND THE TRAVEL TIME AND EXPENSE IS CARRIED OUT SOLELY IN SERVICE OF LABOR THERE, SO PAY US FOR IT!!! AND PAY FOR LUNCH TOO MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "IF ONE OF US IS NOT FREE NONE OF US ARE FREE, LEGALIZE PUTTING FRIES INSIDE YOUR SANDWICH, AND IM ALLOWED TO PUT KETCHUP ON MY HOT DOGS " - I STAND AGAINST HOT DOG FASCISM AND REGULAR FASCISM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATEN WRITIG "NO THANK'S" IN THE AIR WHILE THERE CHILLIN OUT ON THERE HORSE AND CONTEMPLATIN THE NATURE OF TIME,,, AS SOON AS YOU REALIZE WHERE THIS THING IS GOING YA GOTTA START ONLY DOING DA SHIT YOU NEED TO DO FOR YOUR SELF AND YOUR PEOPLE, IF WERE LIVIN IN A WORLD WHERE THEY TELL YOU THAT YOU DONT DESERVE TO GO TO THE DOCTER, YOU DONT DESERVE A PLACE TO LIVE, YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE FOOD OR CLEAN WATER, WHY WOULD YOU GROVEL TO THEM FOR REWARDS??? IF YOU MAKE YOUR COMPANY MILLION'S OF DOLLERS ALL YOUR GONNA GET IS A STICKER ON YOUR DAMB REPORT CARD AND AN EXPLANATION OF WHY THEY CANT AFFORD TO GIVE YA A RAISE, AND BESIDE'S ALL THAT IF I WANTED SOME ADVICE FROM A BUSINESS BRAINED RAW MEAT EATING SCHOOL SHOOTER I WOULD JUST GO BACK TO POSTING ON TWITTER, AND DA TEXT SAYS "WORK HARD AND YOULL BE REWARDED, NO THANKS, I DONT WANT EITHER OF THOSE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
WORK PANT'S SUCK ASS - AND NOT IN THE COOL WAY !!!
BROWN FROWN
CAN I HEPL YOU NASTY LEG LOOK
NEVER FIT
LOKS LIKE SHIT
DOESNT HIDE STAINS
OFFICE CORE. DAD LEGS. SEE YA TOMROROW. CUSTOMERS ALWAYS RITE.
WITH A SKALETON WHO HATES THE DAMB PANT'S !!!!!
-DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A YELLIGN SKELATON WHOSE CARYING A BIG SYTHE (CURVE SWORD THAT U USE TO CUT GRASS) AND THERE RIDEN A BAD A$$ HORTS AND TELLIN U HOW WORK SHOULD CHANGE AND ITS THIS : $50 MINIMUM WAGE , FREE HOT DOG'S DURING YOU'RE SHIFT AND PAID TIME OFF IF YOUR SLEEPY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND WORK SOULD BE 6 HOUR'S A DAY NOT 8 BECUASE WE DONT HAVE ANOUGH TIME TO DO ALL OUR SHYT!!!!! AND MY BACK HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
IMAGINE TRYING TO IMPRESS YOUR BOSS, A SKELITEN GAZE'S ON TO THE SCENARIO AND IS CRACKEN UP , WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO PLEASE A SHIT MAN WHO LIVES IN A BEIGE HOUSE ON A BEIGE STREET GOING TO A BEIGE JOB DRINKING A BEIGE BEVERAGE IN BEIGE PANT'S ASKING YOU ABOUT THE TEMPERATURE ASKING YOU IF YOUR COMMITTED TO THE COMPANY WHO PAYS YOU SCRAP'S AND WOULD PAY YOU LESS IF THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH IT , HIS BOSS IN BEIGER PANTS, IN A BEIGER HOUSE, IN A BEIGER NEIGHBORHOOD , A TOWERS OF HANOI SET UP WHERE THEY SEE DA PEOPLE ABOVE THEM ON THE SCALE AND TRY TO BE MORE EVIL TO GET THERE, YOUR ONLY REWARD FOR WORKING HARD TO GET ASSIGNED MORE WORK SO YOUR BOSS CAN "EXCEED METRICS" YOUR TIME OFF HELD HOSTAGE BY THIS PEACE OF SHIT GUY, AMERICA MUST FALL, THE MIDDLE CLASS IS A LIE SOLD TO YOU BY PEACES OF SHIT IN BROWN WORK PANTS , THERE ARE ONLY WORKERS AND RULERS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOTTA DO, AND YOU WANT TO DO IT TOO, ITS JUST THAT THE CIRCUSES ARE STILL GOING, AND BREADS MORE EXPENSIVE, BUT SOME OF US CAN STILL BUY IT FOR NOW, SO LETS NOT DO IT YET, GOTTA WATCH THE CIRCUS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATIN RUNNING AND IT SAYS "JUST WALK OUT YOU CAN LEAVE!!! WILDFIRE SMOKE, HURRICANE, FLOODING, NO HEAT, POWERS OUT, NO WATER, TORNATO WARNING , AC BROKE, WEIRD FUMES, CLIMATE SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS! DON'T DIE AT WORK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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DONT DIE AT WORK - TEXT BY @organizeworkers.bsky.social - GRAPHIC BY dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON REVEALEN THERE TORSO : "SHIRT OFF IM SHITTEN, DONT KNOW WHY BUT IT WORKS BETTER LIKE THIS " AND THATS WHY THEY PUT DOORS ON THE TOILETS AT WORK BECUASE YA CANT LET THEM RIBS FLY OUT IN THE OPEN OFFICE, AND IF IM NOT RIGHT TO AIR MY DAMN CENTRAL AREA OUT IN PRIVATE, THEN ITS THE WORLD WHO IS WRONG, WHICH WE ALREADY KNEW, BUT IN A DIFFRENT WAY THIS TIME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATEN BEIN MEDIOCRE AT THEIR JOB AND IT SAYS : "NEVER BE THE MOST PRODUCTIVE EMPLOYEE, THERE JUST GONNA MAKE YOU DO MORE WORK, DONT BE THE WORST, THELL JUST FIRE YOU, YOU MUST BECOME "MID", TO USEFUL TO FIRE, TO USELESS TO HAVE TO DO MORE" JUST LAY THAT THING RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE, CANT FAIL - dashare.zone ADMIN
SKELATENS "RISE AND GRIND " EVERYTHING COSTS MORE EVERY THING IS WORSE EVERYONE IS UNHAPPY,,, IF THEY FIND OUT TAKIN G A WALK IS FUN THERE GONNG START CHARGING FOR IT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELITEON REAPER IN HELL WHOSE THINKEN ABOUT LIFE 3000 OR 30000 OR 300000 YEARS AGO, HUMAN'S WHERE NOT MEANT TO EMAIL, OR HAVE EVERY MANAGER ON EARTH AND THERE SMART PHONE AND THERE SMART WATCH TRACK THEIR BATHROOM BREAKS, IF YOU HAVE TIME TO LEAN THEN YOU SHOULD SIT, IF YOU HAVE TIME TO SIT THEN YOU SHOULD CHILL, IF YOU HAVE TIME TO CHILL THEN YOU MUST DO IT!!! RELAXATION IS THE ONLY IMPERATIVE IN YOUR LIFE!!! THE REASON THEY ALWAYS TELL US TO QUIT RELAXXING IS BECUASE IT DOESNT MAKE THEM ANY MONEY, AND BECUASE IT MAKES US FEEL BETTER, THE TWO THINGS THE RULING CLASS HATE'S THE MOST. THEY WANT US IN A CONSTANT STATE OF TERROR, TIRED, BEWILDERED, AND NOT THE GOOD KIND OF BEWILDERED (WEED),,, DA TEXT SAYS "YOUR NOT BAD AT PRODUCTIVITY, YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE CHILLING IN THE FOREST RIGHT NOW, YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE SITTING ON ALOG EATING BERRYS, I HAVE TIME TO LEAN AND I WILL NOT CLEAN " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEN WORKEN AT A DESK WHILE A BETTER SKELTON IN COOL OUT FIT WITH BADA$$$ SWORD LURK'S BEHIND... "YOU DONT KNOW ME , WANT TO CHNGE THAT MOTHER FUCKER - DAMB - ITS A SDASHAREZ0NE GRAPHIC HELL YEA - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTION WHOSE BEEN TOLD THERE BAD THERE WHOLE LIFE,, TOLD THERE LAZEY ,TOLD THERE WASTEN TIME,,, ITS MY TIME HOW CAN I WASTE IT !! TIME THEFT IS FAKE ITS MY TIME !! EVER ONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE DAMB WOODS RELAXEN AND GATHEREN FOOD AND CHILLEN WITH THERE FREINDS RIGHT NOW, NONE OF US AGRIED TO THIS WHOLE SET UP, DA MOST ANY OF US CAN DO TO SLOW DA MACHINE IS TO WASTE TIME AT WORK,,,AND IN A WORLD WHERE EVERY ONE TELLS YOU TO HUSTLE GRIND AND LABOR, SITTING QUIETLEY NOT SPENDING ANY MONEY IS THE THING THEY HATE MOST ,AND DA TEXT SAYS "YOUR NOT BAD AT PRODUCTIVITTY YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE CHILLEN IN THE FOREST RIGHT NOW,YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE SITTIN ON A LOG EATIG BERRYS, I HAVE TIME TO LEAN AND I WHILL NOT CLEAN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A C00L SKELITON CHILLEN AND SMOKEN A OLD MAN PIPE OUT IN DA YARD ,AND THE TEXT SAY'S "IM DOING THE BEST I CAN , LOL SIKE IM CHILLEN MF, FUCK WORK, FUCK MY BIL'S, FUCK NOT WEARING SAME HOODY EVERY DAY - "DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BACK YET AGAIN"