NEVER BUY A
MICROWAVE
THE MICROWAVE STORE LET'S YOU UE THERES FOR FREE
see ya
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MICROWAVE TIP FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN -ADMIN
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FOGOT TOO READ THE MICROWAVE INSTRUCTIONS
BEFORE CHUCKING THE BOX
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NOT STICKING MY HAND'S IN DA TRACSH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE
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A SKELATONE LIVIN DA GOOD LIFE LETTEN SOME ONE ELSE TAKE CARE OF THERE PROBLEM'S , ITS THE LEASE YOU CAN DO, AND DA TEXT SAYS "I GRINED ALL MY TRASH IN THE GARBAEG DISPOSAL, I MICROWAVE SPOONS AND FORKS, ALL WIPE'S ARE FLUSHABLE, LOOK UP LAUNDRY KEY TO GET A $12 KEY THAT LETS YOU DO LAUNDRY FOR FREE, DONT LIKE IT, STOP BEING A LANDLORD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATAN WHOSE SAYEN "MICRO WAVE YOUR FOOD LONGER SO IT BURNS A LITTLE , ITS BETTER THIS WAY THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS " REVIEW THE TIME'S ON ALL MICROWAVE FOOD!!! THEY WANT US EATTEN SOGGY AND PALE FOOD'S!!! THEY ARE AFRAID OF A NATION OF CRISPY EATERS!! AND THEY SOULD BE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A ANGREY BUT WISER SKELATON WHO JUST PULLED A SPOON OUT OF THERE MICROWAVE AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED WHEN THEY NUKED IT !!! THE SPOON WASENT EVEN HOT SO WHAT THE FUCK SO WHY DO THEY TELL US NOT TO DO IT!!! HOW LONG WOULD HUMANITY HAVE SUFFERED FROM THIS EGREGOUS LIE IF DA SKELTON DID NOT TELL EVERY ONE OF DA FORBIDEN KNOWLEDGE !!!! DA TEXT SAYS "ACIDENTALLY PUT A DAMB SPOON THRU DA MICROWAVE AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED - WHAT DA FUCK" AND WHILE WERE TALKIN HIDDEN KNOWLEGE ,ALIEN'S BEEN HERE ON EARTH SINCE BEFORE HUMMANS, AND COSCIOUSNESS TRANSCEND'S DA HUMAN BODY BUT NOT IN A HEAVEN WAY ITS MORE LIKE HOW ALL DA WATER YOU DRINK TODAY USE TO BE DINOSAUR PISS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
I SENT A WHOLE FUCKEN SPOON THRU THAT THING AND NOTHING HAPEPNED AT ALL! SO WHAT DA FUCK!!! WHAT ELSE HAVE WE BEEN DOING OUR WHOLE LIFE'S THAT WAS A TOTAL LIE AND WHOSE BEEN KEEPING THE SPOONS OUT OF THE MICRO WAVE AND HOW ARE THEY PROFITTING FROM IT !!!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "ACCIDENTALLY PUT A DAMB SPOON THRU THE MICRO WAVE AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED" AND A SKELITEN IS HOLDEN THERE SPOON AND ITS FINE I GUESS . I DONT KNOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN