SHIT UNIVERSE
SLEEP 13 HOUR'S OR 3 EVERY DAY
DIE 100 YEAR'S OR LESS
ALWAY'S EAT FOOD BUT NOT TO MUCH
TO HARD TO GET FREIND'S
MONEY BODY PAIN ALWAYS
TO MANY BAND'S NOT ENUOUGH REGGAE
NOT SUPOSE TO USE GARBAGE DISPOSAL WHAT IS IT THEIR FOR
ALIENS HATE US WHO CAN BLAME TEHM
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS
I ALREADY KNEW
ALIEN'S ARE REAL
FINALLEY SOME PROOF THAT IM
smarter then
THE GOVERMET
the ufo genious,,, pentagon report of admin 208 iq,,, do alien''s smoke weed
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208 IQ TESTED AND CONFRIMED - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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ALIENS ARE ALREADY HEAR
AND THEY
FUCKEN SUCK
WHY TO I STILL HAVE TO WORK
IF YOUR CHANGING MY DNA FIX IT SO CHIP'S DONT MAKE ME FAT
THEY SHOULD RUN THE COUNTRY INSTEAD OF RICH GUYS
STOP HIDDING GREY BITCH
AT LEAST ON THE TWILIGT ZONE THEY ATE PEOPLE
CARS SUCK AND THERE FLYING AROUND LAGHING AT US WRECKING
USE YOUR VOICE STOP TELEPATHING BITCH
UNIDENTIFIED FUCKEN OSSHOLE
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FUCK EMM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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A SKALATON LOOKEN DOWN AT DA WORLD WHILE THERE SMOKIN A BONE ,AND WONDERIN WHAT DAY OF SCHOOL THEY MISSED WHERE THEY TOLD EVERY ONE WHATS GOING ON AND WHAT PEPOLE MEAN WHEN THEY SAY STUFF ,AND HOW TO TELL IF SOMEONES JOKEN WITH YOU OR NOT , AND DA TEXT SAYS "THEY LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I SAID UFO'S ARE REAL, WHY ARE THEY STILL LAGHUING , WHY IS EVREYBODY ALWAYS IN ON SOMETHING I DONT GET WHY DOSE MY LIFE FEEL LIKE IM OBSERVING ANOTHER SPECIES WHY TO THEY SAY IM TO QUIET THAN IGNORE ME WHEN I TALK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND WHY DONT THEY WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY SPECAL INTRESTS IVE SPENT ALOT OF TIME ON THEM AND THEY CUT ME OFF -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKILITON WHOSE CHILLEN AND NOT GONGA DO ANY MAJOR SHYT FOR WORK OR OTHER WISE UNTIL 2025 , FUCK IT , LOOK'S LIKE DA ALIEN'S ARE FUCKEN HERE AND IF NOT THEN AT LEAST EVER ONES FLYEN PLANE'S AROUND AND PISSEN EVERY ONE OFF SO NO ONE NOTICE IF I FUCK OFF AT WORK, AND DA TEXT SAYS ""I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS IM COSTING UNTIL 2025 " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN DAMB IS IT REALLY ALMOST 2025 KIND OF FUCKED, WE ARE FLUNG INTO THE FUTURE SO FAST AND HARD THAT IT COMES BEFORE WE KNOW IT, AT LEAST WEED IS LEGAL - DASHARE.ZONE WEED IS LEGAL WHERE I LIVE SORRY -ADMIN
A SKALETON RULES SUPREME OVER DA VATTICAN CITY, YA GOTTA HAVE A JOB SO WHY NOT LET ME BE THE DAMB POPE, #1 IM GOOD AT WEARING ROBE, IVE WORN BATH ROBE FOR A ENTIRE DAY BEFORE, #2 GOOD WAY TO GET OUT OF AMERICA, #3 I WILL DIG AROUND IN THERE BASEMENT AND IF THERES ANY THING COOL DOWN THERE I WILL SHOW EVERY ONE, IM PRETTY SURE THEY GOT ALIEN BODY'S OR AT LEAST SOME GOOD PICS OF EM, TIRED OF LOOKIN AT DA STANDARD GREY ALIEN'S, I KNOW THEY GOT DA REAL ONE'S, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LET ME BE DA NEW POPE, I BLOW THAT WHITE SMOKE, TIME MACHINE IN BASMENT, MIGHT FUCK AROUND AND SELL INDULGENCES, FREE RED SHOES, ALWAYS RIGHT, EVERYONE AGREES IM ALWAYS RIGHT" AND I THINK YOU GET TO HIT THE OLD POPE ON THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER, BUT NOT AS VIOLENCE, JUST AFTER HE DIES, AND THEY LET YOU DO IT, AND THEY WANT YOU TO DO IT, WHEN ARE YA GONGA GET A CHANCE OTHER WISE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A ANGREY BUT WISER SKELATON WHO JUST PULLED A SPOON OUT OF THERE MICROWAVE AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED WHEN THEY NUKED IT !!! THE SPOON WASENT EVEN HOT SO WHAT THE FUCK SO WHY DO THEY TELL US NOT TO DO IT!!! HOW LONG WOULD HUMANITY HAVE SUFFERED FROM THIS EGREGOUS LIE IF DA SKELTON DID NOT TELL EVERY ONE OF DA FORBIDEN KNOWLEDGE !!!! DA TEXT SAYS "ACIDENTALLY PUT A DAMB SPOON THRU DA MICROWAVE AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED - WHAT DA FUCK" AND WHILE WERE TALKIN HIDDEN KNOWLEGE ,ALIEN'S BEEN HERE ON EARTH SINCE BEFORE HUMMANS, AND COSCIOUSNESS TRANSCEND'S DA HUMAN BODY BUT NOT IN A HEAVEN WAY ITS MORE LIKE HOW ALL DA WATER YOU DRINK TODAY USE TO BE DINOSAUR PISS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A REAPER WHOSE THINKEN ABOUT DA WORLD, 8 BILLION MOSTLY HAIRLESS ANIMAL'S WHO CANT STOP MAKEN PLASTIC AND TURNIN UP DA HEAT, BUT THEY THINK THERE DA MOST INTELEGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE, THEY SENT A ROBBOT TO MAR'S AND MADE IT SING TO IT SELF TO TRY TO MAKE US CRY, THEN THEY LISTEN TO RADIO WAVES AND SAY THEIRS NOTHING ELSE IN SPACE ,MEAN WHILE DA ALIEN'S BEEN HERE DA WHOLE TIME CHILLEN IN DA OCEAN AND FOR SOME REASON WE NEVER LOOK DOWN THERE, PROBLY A COICIDENCE, ANYWAY DA TEXT SAYS "NO ONE CARES IF YOUR OFFENDED ITS A HUGE PROBLRM IN SOCIETY PEOPLE SOULD CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER MORE AND THERE SHOULD BE A STRAIN OF WHEED THAT FEELS LIKE YOUR DRINKIN A BEER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATON WHO THOUGHT THEY WANTED TO PET A HORSE BUT THE DAMB THING IS TO FUCKEN BIG AND POWERFULL !! AND DA TEXT SAYS "JUST SAW A HORSE UP CLOSE NOT GOING TO PET THAT THING " AND IT SAYS SORRY BECUASE I DONT WANT DA HORSE TO FEEL LEFT OUT BUT HOW AM I GONGA TOUCH A ANIMAL THAT WEIGH'S 200000 POUND'S AND IS 150 FEET TALL ,HOW IS A NORMEL HUMAN SUPPOSE TO INTERACT WITH A BEING THAT MIGHT BE ABOVE IT ON DA FOOD CHAIN ,SAME FEELING AS IF YOU RUN INTO A ALIEN JUST FEAR ONLY FEAR RUN RUN AWAY RUN FROM ALIEN RUN FROM HORSE HELP HELP FROM HORSE AND ALIEN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELITON SITTEN IN A OFFICE CHAIR THAT LOOKS GOOD BUT IT FUCKED UP THERE BACK SOMEHOW, ALWAYS HAPPEN'S WHEN YA LEAST EXPECT , AND DA TEXT SAYS "SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTE'S NOW MY PEACE OF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETLEY DESTROYED" , THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALIEN'S TAKE HOMINIDS AND CHANGE THERE DNA AROUND TO MAKE PEOPLE SO THE PEOPLE CAN MINE GOLD AND MAKE PLASTIC FOR THEM, WHO KNWOS WHY THE ALIENS LIKE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS, BUT YA GOTTA ADMIT WE DO A GOOD JOB AT BOTH OF THEM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELITEN WATCHIN SOME BLACK TRIANGLES FLY OVER THE LAND SCAPE "ALIENS ARE ALREADY HERE AND THEY FUCKEN SUCK!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK, IF YOUR CHANGING MY DNA MAKE IT SO CHIPS DONT MAKE ME SLEEPY, AT LEAST ON THE TEILIGHT ZONE THEY ATE PEOPLE, STOP HIDING AND LET ME TAKE YOU TO MY DEALER, CARS SUCK AND THERE FLYING AROUND LAUGHING AT US, USE YOUR VOICE STOP TELEPATHING, UNIDENTIFIED FUCKEN OSSHOLE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
