2022:
a shit odyssey
THE ECONOMY NEEDS YOU DAVE
I'M SORRY DAVE I HAD
TOO RAISE
YOU'RE RENT
WE NEED YOU BACK IN THE OFFICE
THEIRS NO
WAY TO DO
ANOTHER
STIMULUS
CHECK DAVF
YOU CAN TAKE
YOUR MASK OFF
NOW DAVE
IF YOU DON'T
LIKE IT YOU
SHOULD
VOTE DAVE
Original Text
OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
A SKELETEN IN SPACE WHOSE BUSTED UP BUT STILL GOING, "AT LEAST MOST PEOPLE FIGURED OUT YOU CANT TRUST THE GOVERNMENT " THINGS MAY SEEM BAD NOW BUT AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE TO GO TO WORK, SO DONT DESPAIR LOL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKALATON RELAXING BLAMELESS IN A DARK WORLD WHERE LIGHTNING STRIKES ALL A ROUND THEM!!! JUST FOUND OUT A ASTEROIDS HEADING FOR EATH AND THAT SHIT AINT MY FAULT ETHIER!!! WHAT WE DO IS GET ALL DA BLUE ORIGIN AND SPACE X BILLIONAIRS AND PACK EM ON A ROCKET AND USE THAT SUCKER TO DIVERT THE ASTEROID, THEN THEY CAN CLAIM THEY FINALY DID SOMETHING GOOD FOR US ,AND IT SOLVE'S SOME OTHER PROBLEMS TO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN OH SHIT THE TEXT SORRY IT SAYS "NOTHING THAT HAPPENED TODAY WAS MY FAULT, THE PERFECT GENIOUS"
A BIG BANG IN SPACE TURNING STEP BY STEP INTO ATTOMS AND DUST AND ROCK'S AND PLANET'S AND THEN FINALLY A SKELETON (ADMIN) AND DA TEXT SAYS "THEY FUCKED AROUND AND GAVE ME HUMAN CONSCOSNESS" AND IT WAS A MISTAKE, NOT MY CHOICE, ERROR, SHOULD OF ASKED ME FIRST - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATEN STANDIN BY THERE SELF ON SATURN " HELL YEAH" JUST CHILLEN , BECUASE ITS COLD OUT HERE,,, AND DA TEXT "SATURN KICKS ASS, NO TRAFFIC NO BILLS COLD NO LANDLORDS, EXTREMELY COLD, NO AD'S, NO PHONE CALLS, NO CHAT BOTS, IT INVENTED SATURDAY, HEXAGON ON TOP IS A 2 DEMENSIONAL PROJECTION OF THE BLACK CUBE WHICH RUNS THE SIMULATION WE ARE ALL LIVING INSIDE OF, NO CRYPTO , NO COPS, IT INVENTED SATURDAY, ITS WEARING A BELT!!!!" WHATS REALLY INSIDE THE HEXAGON ITS A MYSTERY BUT I KNOW IT AINT KEEPIN THE DEMON'S OFF EARTH CAUSE WE GOT PLENTY!!!!! MAYBE THATS "THE CLOUD" WHERE ALL MY SHITS ALWAYS TRYING TO SAVE MY FILES!!! DONT PUT MY FUCKEN DOCUMENT'S ON SATURN YOU PEACE OF SHIT! PUT THEM ON MY FUCKIG HARD DRIVE, THESE THINGS USE TO COST THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS NOW THERE CHEAP AS SHIT AND AS SOON AS YA DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR EM THEY DONT WANT YOU TO USE EM ANY MORE , THINK ABOUT THAT ONE IS ALL IM SAYING - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN