if i was the boss,,,
smoke weed whenev
nice on performance reviews
always be clossing
no meetings ever
no meetings
office butler
nice phone
more time to fuck aaround
odorless buisness cards
never make smalltalk again
steal better shit
"the cool boss"
secret bathroom
extra big parking spot
bring in doughgnuts
still not know whats going on
A SKLETON REALLEY GOIN THRU IT "STICK AT WORK CANT STOP CRAPPING" THIS SUCK'S, CANT GO TO MEETING TO BUSY, FUCK, TWO HOURS LEFT WHAT DA FUCK, THIS IS MORE THEN I ATE ALL WEEK WHERES IT COMING FROM" - WHEN THE GEARS OF BUSINESS DO NOT RESPECT THE SOFT FLESH OF THE HUMAN BODY WHY DO WE DECIDE THAT THE GEARS MUST WIN? WHY DID WE BUILD CRUSHING AND GRINDING GEARS TO BEGIN WITH ? 1 GUY SAID SUPPLY AND DEMAND IS A GOOD IDEA AND NOW I HAVE TO PAY TO REGISTER A CAR WHICH I ALREADY HAD TO PAY FOR AND ALSO HAVE TO PAY TO FILL UP WITH GAS , AND I NEED THE CAR FOR WORK BUT WORK WONT PAY FOR THE CAR AT ALL AND IT WONT PAY ME FOR THE TIME I TOOK TO DRIVE THERE??? WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY IS MY BODY MAD AT THE SAME STUFF I ATE EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST TWENTY YEAR'S?????/ IM FEEDING YOU ALL THE TIME EVEN WHEN I DONT WANT TO EAT AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME???? AND DONT TELL ME GOING TO MARS IS GONNA FIX ANY OF THIS IM FOR SURE GONNA GET DIRREHEA TAKIN THAT TRIP AND THEYCHARGE WAY MORE FOR TP IN SPACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELOTON WITH A BEAUTIFUL SWORD "AND THE PRICE WASENT BAD EITHER" AND THERE TRYEN TO SHARE THERE JOY AND BEING THWARTED AS USUAL, DA TEXT "WHEN THE SYSTEM KILLS MILLIONS WITH INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE MY FUCKEN BOSS DOESNT SAY SHIT, BUT I BRING 1 FUCKEN SWORD TO WORK, AND WE GOTTA HAVE A FUCKEN MEETING??" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATTON LOOKEN OUT OF THERE COCOON AND DA TEXT SAY'S "I WILL NEVER: DRILL DOWN, PING YOU, TAKE THIS OFF LINE, UNPACK THIS, HAVE BANDWIDTH, DISSRUPT, TOUCH BASS, MOVE DA NEEDLE - DO NOT ASK ME TO CIRCLE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" JUST TALK LIKE A HUMAN BEING EVEN IF YOUR AT WORK!!! COMPLIANCE WITH THE ARGOT OF THE MANAGEMENT CLASS IMPLIES ACCEPTANCE OF CLASS STRATIFICATION! DA RULING CLASS GIVES A FEW MORE SCRAPS TO DA MANAGERS AND THEY SAY "YES SIR" AND USE THE IDIOMS OF THEIR OPRESSORS WITHOUT NOTICING THE BOOT MARKS ON THERE NECKS,, IT SUCK'S BUT IM NEVER GONGA BE PROMOTED SO SAY YOUR LITTLE PHRASES I GUESS BUT I AINT GONGA DO IT , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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MONDAYS HERE TIME TO SHED YOUR TRUE SELF AND BECOME YOUR WORKSONA,,, A SKLEOTON DOESNT LIKE SAYING THE WORK STUFF BUT ITS EASIER THEN EXPLAINING WHAT THEY DO IN THERE PERSONAL TIME SO THERE LEANING INTO THE WORK CULTURE, AND IT GOES DOWN EASIER IF YOU JUST FEEL LIKE YOUR PRETENTING TO SAY ALL THAT STUFF, YOUR IRONICALLY SAYING TEAM, YOUR IRONICALY GIVING SOMEONE BACK 3 MINUTE'S AT DA END OF A ZOOM, AND DA TEXT "WORKSONA ACTIVATED, HOT OUT THERE TODAY LOL, GOTTA HAVE MY COFFEE LOL, ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE LOL, TEAM, GONNA GIVE YOU SOME TIME BACK HERE LOL, LET ME PICK YOUR BRAIN LOL" - ALL JOBS ARE BAD - ALL WORK IS HARD - ALL BOSSES ARE EVIL ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHO PRETENDED TO BE NICE TO YOU - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKULL ON A CONFENCE TABLE AND IT SAYS "FUCK WORK , I F I WANT TO BE YELLED AT BY OLD PEOPLE ILL GO PLAY BINGO " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND AT LEATS BINGO IS FUN MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEN RIPPEN OPEN DA VEIL THAT SEPARATES MEETINGS FROM DA REAL WORLD , BUSINESS BOYS THINK IF THEY USE CODE WORDS THEY WONT HAVE THERE SOUL PUT ON A SCALE ONE DAY BY A GUY WITH A BIRDS HEAD, THEY LOVE TO STAY IN A CONFRENCE ROOM ALL DAY TELLEN EACH OTHER HOW THERE GONNA MAKE US USE A.I , AND WHEN YA RUN THE NUMBERS, EXECS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN BE REPLACED BY THAT SHIT!!! BECUASE THE REST OF US GOTTA DO ALL THE DAMB WORK AND THERE JOB AMOUNTS TO CLICKING THE "OK" "NO" OR "ASK AGAIN" BUTTONS AT THE BOTTOM OF THERE EMAIL!!! THEY DONT THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE AS HUMAN THATS WHY THEY THINK 1 PROGRAM THAT AVERAGES REDDIT POSTS CAN TELL THEM NEW SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES AND VALIDATE THERE DELUSION'S ABOUT REALITY,,, ONLY A "CEO" WOULD BELIEVE THAT SAYING TOUCH BASE IS A REAL JOB, ONLY A MANAGER THINKS ITS COOL TO TRACK HOW MUCH ANOTHER PERSON PISSES AND MOVES THEIR COMPUTER MOUSE AROUND, ONLY A BOSS WOULD LEAN FORWARD AFTER BEING HANDED THE KEY TO HEAVEN AND SAY "COULD BE BETTER, TRY USING SYNERGY" ...,,,,, AND DA TEXT SAYS " I WILL NEVER DRILL DOWN, PING YOU, TAKE THIS OFFLINE, UNPACK THIS, HAVE BANDWIDTH, DISRUPT, TOUCH BASE, MOVE THE NEEDLE "DO NOT ASK ME TO CIRCLE BACK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
BAD A$$ SKELATONS WHO WOULD BE ABEL TO GET MORE DONE IF THEY WERENET CRAPPIN SO MUCH , AND IT SAYS "STUCK AT WORK CANT STOP CRAPPING" TWO HOURS LEFT WHAT DA FUCK, THIS SUCKS, FUCL, CANT DO TO THE MEETING TO BUSY, THIS IS MORE THEN I ATE ALL WEEK WHERES IT COMING FROM " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELITING IN WORK HELL "ALL HANDS , TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE, STAND UP , ONE ON ONE, PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN, FUCK ALL BOSS'S, RESPECT NO MEETING'S " - NOTHING IS MANDATORY - NO MANAGER OR BOSS HOLDS ANY AUTHORITY MORAL OR OTHERWISE OVER ME - ALL SMALL BUSINESS OWNER TYRANTS WILL BE LINED UP BEHIND THE BILLIONAIRE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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FUCK ALL MANAGER'S FUCK ALL BOSS'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A BOSS IS A FORM OF COP AND FUCK ALL COP'S ,,, "FUCK ALL BOSS'S RESPECT NO MEETINGS" SCREAM'S A SKELITION WHO IS BURNING IN DA FLAMES OF HELL, AND THERE BEING ATTACKED BY "ALL HANDS" "TEAM BUILDING EXERCICE", "MANDATORY", "STAND UP" "ONE ON ONE" PERFORMANCE IMPROCEMENT PLAN " - WITHOUT LABOR, CAPTALISM IS NOTHING!! BUT DA MANAGER CLASS WILL NOT STOP FUCKING WITH WORKERS ,THERE PETTY GRABS AT THE LEAST AMOUNT OF POWER ARE WORTH MORE TO THEM THEN HUMAN RIGHT'S, AND WHILE DA C'SUITES ARE EATING BIG THE MANAGERS WILL HOLD OUR HEADS UNDERWATER FOR THE COST OF GETTING 2 SCRAPS TO OUR ONE ,ITS TIME TO RISE UP BUT IM STILL NOT CONVINCED ANY ONE ELSE WILL DO IT, WE SEE ALOT OF BIG TALK FROM PEOPLE ON THERE PHONES AND ITS FUN TO MAKE SIGNS BUT WHATS GONNA HAVE TO HAPPEN BEFORE PEOPLE CAN BE CONVINCED TO DO MORE THEN THAT??? WELL ANY WAY IN DA MEAN TIME IM KICKEN ASS SO FUCK IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATAN HAVEN A GREAT TIME WITH THERE SWORD, AND THERE ONLY TAKING IT OUT ON BREAKS AND AT LUNCH, AND THERE NOT SWINGIN IT AROUND, ITS JUST FOR DISPLAY , AND THERE STILL GETTIN "IN TROUBLE " WELL FUCK THAT!!!!! I DO NOT ACCEPT TROUBLE!!!!!!!! AND FUCK ANY MEETING THATS SUPPOSE TO BE "MANDATORY" NO MEETINGS ARE MANDITORY!!! I AM A DIVINE BEING!!!!!! I FOLLOW NO RULE'S OF MAN THAT DO NOT SUIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS " WHEN THE SYSTEM KILLS MILLIONS WITH INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE MY FUCKEN BOSS DOSENT SAY SHIT, BUT I BRING ONE FUCKEN SWORD TO WORK AND WE GOTTA HAVE A MEETING????" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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FUCK ALL BOSS'S FUCK ALL MEETING'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
