if i was the boss,,,
smoke weed whenev
nice on performance reviews
always be clossing
no meetings ever
no meetings
office butler
nice phone
more time to fuck aaround
odorless buisness cards
never make smalltalk again
steal better shit
"the cool boss"
secret bathroom
extra big parking spot
bring in doughgnuts
still not know whats going on
SAY NO TO YOU´RE BOSS YOU WONT GET FIRED THEIRS NO ONE TO REPLACE YOU WITH AND YOU WONT BE REWARDED IF YOU SAY YES
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JUST SAY NO BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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A SKELTON SMOKEN JOINT'S AND YELLEN ABOUT HOW WORK SUCK'S AND IT SAYS. HAPPY LABER DAY "LET ALL BOSSE'S ENDURE RWATERBOARDING" FUCK A BOSS WORK SUCKS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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DA REAL LABER DAY IS MAY DAY BUT THEY DONT WANT US TO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A BOSS IS A FORM OF COP - A BOSS IS A FORM OF FALSE GOD - ALL BOSS ARE BASTERDS - THE ONLY GOOD BOSS IS ANYWAY THE TEXT SAYS "THEIRS A REASON THE BAD GUY IN ALL VIDEO GAMES IS CALLED "BOSS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA WANNA COLLECT MY PEE YOUR GONNA HAVE TO JOIN MY ONLEY FANS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELETEN STANDS BEFORE YOU "ALL BOSSES ARE COPS ALL COPS ARE BOSSES LEGALIZE BRINGING SWORD"S TO WORK , IT SHOULD BE FIND IF I LEAVE IT IN MY CAR" AND YOU NOTICE DA SKELATEN HAS A BAD A$$ SWORD AND ITS OK THAT THEY HAVE IT AND THAT THEY ALSO HAVE A COOL CLOAK AND YOU SOULD ALSO BE ABLE TO WEAR A CLOAK AT WORK , FOR WARMTH, AND AUTHORITY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A REEPER WHOSE REALIZED THAT EVERY JOB AND EVREY BOSS HAS LIED TO THEM FOREVER ,AND YOU DONT OWE ANY OF THEM DA TRUTH ,WHEN EMPLOYMENT IS NOT VOLENTARY BECUASE YOU GOTA PAY FOR FOOD AND RENT THEN YOUR NOT MORALY BOUND TO DA CORPERATION !! AND DA TEXT SAYS "JUST LIE , YOUR JOB NEVER TELL'S YOU THE TRUTH AND THERE USUALY TO LAZY TO CHECK IF YOUR LYING MOTHER FUCKER, CERTIFICATION,MUST HAVE DEGREE,10 YEAR'S EXPERIENTS,MUST HAVE GOOD COMMUNICATON SKILLS MUST BE A PEOPLE PERSON LIFT 50 POUNDS ,LIKE CUSTOMER'S MUST BE AVALIABLE WEEKENDS, NOW BEG !! BEG FOR YOUR JOB MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND NONE OF THEM EVEN PAY THAT GOOD SO WHAT DA FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELITON YELLIGN AND ITS ZOOMIG IN ON THERE FACE BECUASE A SWORD IS FOR DISPLAY, ITS FOR SHARING AND ITS ALSO FOR DEFENSE . 99.999% OF THE TIME ITS NOTHING MORE THAN A VERY COOL OBJECT THAT EVERY ONE LIKES, BUT WHEN YOUR IN TROUBLE IT WILL BE THERE FOR YOU . WHEN SOCIETY FAILS TO PROVIDE A SAFETY NET WE MUST LOOK TO DA BLADE, AND BEFORE YOU SAY ITS UN SAFE IHAVE TRAINED A LOT WITH IT AND SLICED OBJECTS IN MY HOUSE AND MOSTLEY IN MY BACK YARD. BECUASE OF THE CLEAN UP ASPECT. DONT DO THE MILK SLICE TRAINING IN SIDE OF THE HOUSE. HARD AS A MOTHER FUCKER TO GET DA MILK OUT FROM UNDER DA FRIDGE AND ITLL STINK YOUR PLACE UP . AND DA TEXT SAY'S "RESPECT NO BOSS RESPECT NO MANAGER, PISS COLLECTING MOUSE TRACKING TURN YOUR CAMERA ON PERFORMACE IIMPROVEMENT PLAN RETURN TO OFFICE YOU CANT BRING YOUR SWORD HERE ,PLEASE LEAVE YOUR SWORD AT HOME EVEN IF ITS COOL MOTHER FUCKERS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND YOUR NOT EVEN ALOWED TO TAKE IT INTO WORK IF YOU KEEP IT IN DA SCABBERD AND THATS EVEN MORE SAFE SO WHAT DA FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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RESPECT NO BOSS - RESPECT NO MANAGER - dashare.zone ADMIN
DA KING SKELLETEN THINKIN ABOUT THERE JOB , AND DA TEXT SAY'S "HARD WORK SUCKS ASS, WASTING TIME FEELING FINE, CALL OFF WATCH BOSS CRY IN TEXT MESAGE, SOFT WORK MUCH EASIER, NEVER PROMOTED ANY WAY, TIME THEFT MAKES YOU FOBIN HOOD, ITS A LIE FROM OLD PEOPLE TO TRICK YOU INTO GOING TO WORK LONGER, DIE SAME AGE BUT I WORKED LESS LOL WORK LUNCH ALWAYS BAD , ALWAYS" - DASHARE.ZONE AND LISTEN ITS ALWAYS DA FUCKEN TRUTH WHY IS FOOD AT WORK ALWAYS SO BAD . ITS LIKE AN EXTRA PUNISHMENT FROM DA ARCHON'S OF DA PRISON PLANET TO MAKE US SUFFER JUST 1% MORE AND IT SUCK'S ASS, IF THEY WOULD GIVE US GOOD SHYT OR JUST BRING US IN SOME T.BELL EVERY ONE WOULD BE ALOT HAPPIER, SEEMS LIKE DA CRUELTY IS DA POINT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEAN SPIRIT TRYEN TO CHILL OUT IN A GOOD ATMOSPHERE AND SHIT HEADS ARE YELLEN AT THAM !!!!!! "THEIRS A REASON THE BAD GUY IN A LL VIDEO GAMES IS CALLED "BOSS" - EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP WALK INTO MY STUPID FUCKEN JOB AND SEE THAT RED BAR FILL UP AND I KNOW I GOTTA FIGHT FOR MY GOD DAMB LIFE BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,,IM TRYING TO KICK A$$ - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELOTON WITH A BEAUTIFUL SWORD "AND THE PRICE WASENT BAD EITHER" AND THERE TRYEN TO SHARE THERE JOY AND BEING THWARTED AS USUAL, DA TEXT "WHEN THE SYSTEM KILLS MILLIONS WITH INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE MY FUCKEN BOSS DOESNT SAY SHIT, BUT I BRING 1 FUCKEN SWORD TO WORK, AND WE GOTTA HAVE A FUCKEN MEETING??" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SPACE SKELLETEN SHOOTEN A RAY GUN OF TRUTH AND IT SAY'S "YOUR JOB LIES TO YOU THEREFORE YOUR NOT MORALLY OBLIGATED TO TELL YOUR JOB THE TRUTH " ,RECIPROCITY AINT A METROPOLITAN AREA, AND IN AN UNJUST CIRCUMSTANCE YOU MUST NOT HOLD YOURSELF TO THE STANDARD'S WHICH ARE DEMANDED OF YOU BUT NEVER UPHELD BY THE RULING CLASS IT SELF!!!! ALSO LETS BE REAL ITS FUN AND FUNNY TO SAY WEIRD STUFF TO A MANAGER WHO CONTROLS WHEN YOUR ALLOWED TO PEE BUT DEMANDS YOU ANSWER THE PHONE AT 11PM AND 5AM , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATEN HOLDEN TOLIET PAPER AND DA TEXT SAYS "JOB DOSENT DEFINE ME, UNEMPOYMENT IS WORSE MAYBE, THEY DONT EVEN SAY THANKS, SUPPOSE TO BE TEMP JOB BEEN HERE TO LONG, JUST GOTTA SAVE MONEY THEN ILL QUIT, BOSS HATES ME NO REASON, HAVE TO DRESS LIKE A DIPSHIT, BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATON DOIN THERE DAMB JOB AND REALIZEN THAT "ALL WORK IS HARD" , ALL JOB'S SUCK ASS, YOUR BEST BOSS WAS JUST LESS BAD THEN THE REST, SUB WAY ONLY EXIST'S AS A PLACE TO EAT DURRING WORK NO ONE GOS THERE WHEN THERE HAPPY I DONT REMEBER THE LAST TIME I WAS HAPPY MOTHER FUCKER" - AND THERE STILL WAKEN UP EVERY DAY KICKEN A$$ AND EATEN A$$ SO WHATS UP NOW !!!!! DA WORLDS TRYEN TO GRIND THERE ASS DOWN TO DUST BUT IM STILL OUT HERE SHITTEN HARD SO FUCK EM!!!!! THIS WORLD AINT NOTHIN BUT A TEMPORAY SPOT BETWEEN DA FOOD YOUR MOM ATE WHILE PREGANT AND YOUR SKELTON TAKEN A NAP FOR A FEW CENTURYS SO IT AINT SHIT TO ME!!!!!!! IM ON SHRODINGERS WEED THIS VERY SECOND U DONT KNOW IF IM SMOKEN OR NOT UNTIL YOU SMELL ME MOTHER FUCKER !!!!!!!!!! DASHARE.ZONE ADMINNNNN
A SKELTEN IN THERE PUNISHMENT STATION (OFFICE CHAIR) AT WORK - ONE LINE EMAIL FROM BOSS INVALIDATES AN ENTIRE DAYS WORK - BOSS FAILS TO RESPOND TO QUERIES LEADING YOU TO MISS DEADLING FOR WHICH YOU ARE BLAMED - BOSS TAKES CREDIT FOR YOUR WORK WHEN HE MANAGES NOT TO GET IN YOUR WAY - YOU MUST RETURN TO OFFICE BUT BOSS CAN STILL LEAVE WHENEVER HE WANT'S - BOSS SEEMS TO SPEND MOST OF HIS TIME COMING UP WITH NEW RULES TO PUNISH WORKERS - DO NOT TOUCH MY SHOULDER - DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH MY SHOULDER!!!! I SWEAR TO FUCKEN,,,, DA TEXT "THERES A REASON THE BAD GUY IN ALL VIDEO GAMES IS CALLED... "BOSS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN "I WILL RESPECT TERM'S OF SERVICE AND SAY NO MORE " -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKLETTON SAYIN G"NO YOU CANT SEE MY RESUME , COME ON, DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS, FILE CORRUPTED, JUST HIRE ME , COME ON, ILL SEND IT LATER, VIBES BASED HIRRING, COME ON, NO ONE USES THOSE NOW " - DEMANDING A SPECIAL PEICE OF PAPER TO GIVE U A JOB WHEN YOU CANNOT HAVE HOUSING OR MEDICAL CARE IN AMERICA WITHOUT HAVING NOT ONLY A JOB BUT A JOB THAT PAYS KIND OF ALOT OF MONEY, IS OBVIOUS DICRIMINATION !!!! SO WHAT IF MY LAST JOB SUCKED ASS AND THEY DONT LIKE ME!!!! IF YOU PAY ME ILL DO MOST OF MY FUCKEN JOB AND THATS THAT ,A MANAGER IS A FORM OF COP AND FUCK ALL COP'S, ALL MANAGER'S ARE BASTERDS, ALL LANDLORD'S ARE BASTERDS, DESTROY THE RULING CLASS, GENERAL STRIKE NOW, GUILLOTINE'S NOW ETC ETC - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATTON BLASTIN DA TRUTH FROM THERE SPACE WEPON BECUASE THERE TIRED OF THERE BOSS LYIGN TO THEM ABOUT WHATS GOING ON AT WORK ,IF THERE ALWAYS LION TO YOU THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVER TELL THEM DA TRUTH ,WHY WOULD YOU EVER ANSER TEXT MESAGGES FROM THEM WHEN YOUR NOT ON THE CLOCK ,WHY WOULD YOU NOT STEAL EVREYTHING YOU CAN FROM WORK AND LIE TO GET PROMOTTED ,WORK SLOW ON PURPOSE ,IN A COERCIVE ARANGEMENT WHERE YOU MUST LABOR TO EAT YOU OWE NOBODY ANY THING !! YOUD BE GROWIN BEANS IN DA MIDDLE OF NO WHERE IF YOU DIDENT HAVE TO WORK AND EVERY ONE KNOWS IT SO THEY GOTA TRAP YOU INTO DA SYSTEM !!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "YOUR JOB LIE'S TO YOU THEIRFORE YOUR NOT MOREALY OBLIGATED TO TELL YOUR JOB DA TRUCH - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - NEVER CLOCK OUT NEVER TELL THEM ABOT YOUR PERSONNAL LIFE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
FIRST OFF ALL ITS IN ITS SCABARD SO ITS NOT EVEN SHARP , AND ITS AN INTREST OF MINE SO ITS GOOD FOR DA WORK ENVIROMENT AND EVERY ONE WILL HAVE A BETTER TIME AT WORK, AND ITS NOT A WEAPON BECUASE I AINT GONNA SLICE ANY ONE WITH IT BECUASE YOU CAN BET YOU'RE ASS I AINT DYING AT WORK ,IF A INTRUDER COMES IN ILL JUST GO HOME ,ANY WAY DA TEXT SAY'S "ALL BOSSES ARE COP'S ,ALL COPS ARE BOSSES , LEGALIZE BRINGING SWORDS TO WORK, IT SOULD BE FINE IF I LIEAVE IT IN MY CAR" AND ITS A SKELTON WITH A COOL A$$ SWORD ,AND DA MANAGERIAL CLASS WILL BE SECOND AGANIST THE WALL WHEN THE TIME COME'S ,EVERY BOSS I EVER HAD WOULD BE POINTING TO THE ATTIC AND TELLIN DA DAMB COPS "ANN FRANK IS UP THERE" RAT MOTHER FUCKERS ,WILLING TO SELL OUT DA WORKERS FOR 1 ADDICIONAL SCRAP, THERE IS NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR, AND CLASS WAR IS COMING, AND I HOPE WE GET A LITTLE WHILE TO PREPARE BECUASE I NEVER FINISHED "GTA V" GOT TO NERVOUS ABOUT PICKING WHICH GUY HAS TO DIE, BECUASE THEY MAKE YOU KILL ONE OF THE GUYS, EVEN THOUGH THEIR ALL YOU, ITS A LITTLE UNFAIR, GOOD METAPHOR FOR DECISION PARALISIS I GUESS BUT IDK I WANT TO HAVE FUN IN A GAME ,EVERY TIME YOU TURN THE MF ON THESE DAYS IT UPDATE'S FOR 30 MINS AND I GUESS ITS A BLESSING TO REFLECT ON HOW WE SHOLDNT BE RELYING ON CORPORATE PRODUCTS TO ENRICH OUR LIVE'S, BUT WHAT ELSE ARE YA GONGA DO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATONG WHOSE ALWAYS GETTEN YELLED AT THERE BOSS BUT GUESS WHAT ? IF THERE NOT GONNA PAY YA MORE YOU CAN GIVE YOU'RE SELF A RAISE BY DOIN LESS WORK WHILE YOUR THERE , IF WAGES ARE GONNA STAGNATE THEN SO AM I , AND DA TEXT SAYS "IM NOT BAD AT MY JOB ,IM SABOTAGGING CAPITALISM " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKALATEN LOOKIN AT THERE PHONE AND THERE CLEARLY NOT AT WORK BUT DA BOSS IS TEXTEN THEM ALL KIND'S OF SHIT AND U KNOW WHAT ? I CANT COME IN I CANT HELP RN AND I WILL SEE YOU MY NEXT WORK DAY, ANYTHING ELSE IS SIMPLY NOT POSSIBLE . "HEY ADMIN I NEED TO GET THIS ROPE THROUGH THE EYE OF THIS NEEDLE" SORRY MOTHER FUCKER THATS A JOB FOR MONDAY, HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAY'S "SAY NO TO YOU'RE BOSS, NO NO SORRY PARDNER, NO THANK'S, NO, SORRY CAN'T, NO, NOABUNGA - YOU WONT GET FIRED - THEIRS NO ONE TO REPLACE YOU WITH - AND YOU WONT BE REWARDED IF YOU SAY YES" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - IF OUR SOCEITY DIDNT DISEMPOWER EVERY PERSON TO THE EXTENT THAT A TINY AMOUNT OF POWER MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A KING THEN MAUBE MANAGERS WOULDENT ACT THAT WAY BUT WE WILL PROBLY NEVER KNOW,,, AND ANYONE WHO SAYS "YEA BUT MY MANAGER IS ACTUALY GOOD" WOULD BE CALLING YOU FROM JAIL TELLING YOU THAT THERE WARDEN IS ACTUALY NICE, AND NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONE'S, AND THAT THERE CHAINS ARE ACTUALY PRETTY COMFORTABLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEN RIPPEN OPEN DA VEIL THAT SEPARATES MEETINGS FROM DA REAL WORLD , BUSINESS BOYS THINK IF THEY USE CODE WORDS THEY WONT HAVE THERE SOUL PUT ON A SCALE ONE DAY BY A GUY WITH A BIRDS HEAD, THEY LOVE TO STAY IN A CONFRENCE ROOM ALL DAY TELLEN EACH OTHER HOW THERE GONNA MAKE US USE A.I , AND WHEN YA RUN THE NUMBERS, EXECS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN BE REPLACED BY THAT SHIT!!! BECUASE THE REST OF US GOTTA DO ALL THE DAMB WORK AND THERE JOB AMOUNTS TO CLICKING THE "OK" "NO" OR "ASK AGAIN" BUTTONS AT THE BOTTOM OF THERE EMAIL!!! THEY DONT THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE AS HUMAN THATS WHY THEY THINK 1 PROGRAM THAT AVERAGES REDDIT POSTS CAN TELL THEM NEW SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES AND VALIDATE THERE DELUSION'S ABOUT REALITY,,, ONLY A "CEO" WOULD BELIEVE THAT SAYING TOUCH BASE IS A REAL JOB, ONLY A MANAGER THINKS ITS COOL TO TRACK HOW MUCH ANOTHER PERSON PISSES AND MOVES THEIR COMPUTER MOUSE AROUND, ONLY A BOSS WOULD LEAN FORWARD AFTER BEING HANDED THE KEY TO HEAVEN AND SAY "COULD BE BETTER, TRY USING SYNERGY" ...,,,,, AND DA TEXT SAYS " I WILL NEVER DRILL DOWN, PING YOU, TAKE THIS OFFLINE, UNPACK THIS, HAVE BANDWIDTH, DISRUPT, TOUCH BASE, MOVE THE NEEDLE "DO NOT ASK ME TO CIRCLE BACK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATIN CHANNELIN DA TRUTH'S OF DA UNIVERSE!!!! FUCK ALL COPS FUCK ALL BOSSES!!! A COP IS A FORM OF BOSS! A BOSS IS A FORM OF COP! LET THE MEMORY OF NO OPPRESSOR GO UNSPAT UPON!!!!! RETWEET THIS WHILE ITS STILL LEGAL!!!! RETWEET IT ON BLUE SKY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTAN RISING ABOVE DA HATER'S... AND THERE SAYIN "I WILL NEVER BE IN TROUBLE, FAMILY, BOSS, GUY DRIVIG BEHIND ME, CREDDIT CARD, GUY ONLINE, GRANDBOSS, MANAGER, PAST DUE BILL, FREE TRIEL PERIOD ENDED, NEIGHBOR, JURY DUTY - NO ONE MAY PUT ME IN TROUBLE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,RETWEET IF U WILL ALSO NEVER BE IN TROUBLE -ADMIN
A SKELTON RIDEN THERE BIKE OUT OF THE DAMB CITY NEVVER TO RETURN !! THE DAMB BOSS JUST WANTS YA BACK SO HE CAN ACT LIKE THE WARDEN OR A TEACHER AND TAKE YOU'RE DAMB PHONE AWAY ,AND COMMERCAL REAL ESTATE INVESTERS ARE SCARED THAT THERE GONGA LOSE MONEY ON OFFICE RENT ,MEAN WHILE ALL DA BEIGE OFFICE WORKERS TELL YOU SHIT LIKE "WE NEED YOU TO BE HERE TO SEE YOU'RE SMILE" WELL,,IF YOUR NOT MY DENTIST OR MY FRIEND YOUR NOT ENTITLED TO MY SMILE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! I AINT BREATHIN YOU'RE DISEASE!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "I WILL NEVER RETURN TOO OFFICE ,IF I WANT TO HEAR PEOPLE COGHING FOR 8 HOURS ILL GO TO THE DOCTER ,ITS IN A BUILDING THAT USE TO BE A PIZZA HUT IT SMELLS LIKE HORSES AND NOBODY TELLS ME IM NOT ALOWED TO USE MY PHONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A FLAMMEN SKILLETEN "JUST LIE, CERTIFICATION MUST HAVE GEGREE, 10 YEARS EXPERIENCE, MUST HAVE GOOD COMMUNICATON SKILLS, LIKE HELPING CUSTOMERS, MUST BE A PEOPLE PERSON, LIFT 50 POUNDS , YOUR JOB NEVER TELLS YOU THE TRUTH AND THERE USUALLY TOO LAZY TO CHECK IF YOUR LYING" REMEMBER THAT IN A WORLD RUN BY DEMONS THAT IT IS MORALLY NEUTRAL TO LIE TO THE DEMONS, WHEN THE THREAT OF UNEMPLOYMENT IS PART OF THE MECHANISM TO KEEP US ALL WORKING FOR ARTIFICALLY LOW WAGES IT IS NOT JUST ACCEPTABLE BUT IT IS YOUR DUTY TO MISLEAD, CONFUSE AND TRICK THE HORNED TORMENTORS, THERES A REASON "BOSS" IS THE BAD GUY IN EVERY VIDEO GAME, BUSNESS OWNERS LEVERAGE WEALTH TO OWN THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION AND THEN ACT LIKE YOUR RIPPING THEM OFF WHEN YOU DONT WORK SO FAST YOUR BODY IMPLODES, IF YOU DO NOT LIE AT WORK AND STEAL FROM YOUR EMPLOYER YOU ARE FUNDING THE WORK OF THE DEMONS!!! STRIP THEM OF THERE RESOURCES AT EVERY POINT YOU CAN!!!!! AND IF YOU EVER GET CAUGHT "PLAY DUMB" BECAUSE THEY WILL NATURALLY THINK YOU ARE DUMBER THEN THEM DUE TO HAVING LESS MONEY - THEY WILL BELIEVE YOU DID IT ON ACCIDENT - AND DONT FORGET IF THEY PUT YOU ON A PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN DEMAND TO GET THE PLAN IN WRITING AND YOUR GONNA WATCH THEM BACK RIGHT OFF, THATS THERE TRICK TO FIRE YOU "WITH CAUSE" WHICH MEANS THEY WONT HAVE TO PAY UNEMPLOYMENT - THE WEALTH INEQUALITY IN AMERICA AINT GONNA BE DESTROYED OVERNIGHT BUT YOU CAN SCAM A FEW BUCKS TODAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
IF U WANT TO READ MORE OF MY MANIFESTO ITS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - SEE YA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
YOUR WORK STEAL'S FROM YOU EVREY DAY - YOUR TRANSIT TIME AND COST TO AND FROM WORK IS UNPAID - YOU FOOT DA BILL FOR ALL FOOD EATEN THERE - THE PHYSICAL TOLL OF YOUR LABOR IS YOUR'S TO BEAR - AND THEY HAVE DA FUCKEN NERVE TO CALL YOU ON YOU'RE DAY'S OFF ,,, IF YOU CANT SIEZE THE MEAN'S OF PRODUCTION THEN YOU CAN AT LEAST SIEZE WHATEVER FIT'S IN YOUR CAR - DA TEXT SAY'S "YOU'RE BOSS IS ON VACATION BUT YOU DONT HAVE VACATON TIME, ITS STEAL FROM WORK WEEK , YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO WANT IT , YOU WOULD BE SUPRISED AT HOW MUCH OFFICE SUPPLYS SELL FOR ON EBAY" - AND IM RIGHT, LOOK IT UP, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELLOTON WHOSE YELLIN BECUASE THERE TIERD OF BOSS PRETENDING LIKE THERE FREINDS ,SOMEONE WITH POWER OVER YOU WHO WILL RADICALLY DESTROY YOU'RE MATERIAL CIRCUMSTANCE'S AS PUNISHMENT FOR NOT FOLOWING ORDERS IS NOT YOUR FREIND ,A PERSON ACOUNTABLE ONLEY TO SHARE HOLDERS AND COPORATE BOARD MEMBER'S BUT WHO MAKES MARGENALLY MORE THAN YOU IS NOT YOUR ALLY OR COMRAD, YOU CANNOT LIE IN A SITUATON WHERE THE TRUTH IS OPTONAL BY DESIGN , AND DA TEXT SAYS ,"THEIRS NO SUCH THING AS LIEING TO YOU'RE BOSS , NONE OF THERE BUSNESS, YOU WOULDENT WORK THERE IF THEY DIDNET PAY , THERE NOT YOUR FRIEND,THERE ALLOWED TO FIRE YOU AT ANY TIME,A BOSS IS A FORM OF COP, FUCK ALL COP'S" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATAN SHOOTEN LIGHTING BOLTS OF ENERGY OUT OF THEM SELF AND IT SAYS "YOIUR ALLOWED TO BE LATE, YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT, YOU OWE THE CLOCKS OF THIS WORLD NOTHING " AND ITS TRUE, YOU LIVE IN THE PRESENT TIME, YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OR BOUND BY THE RULES OF THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE!!! NO ONE HAS THE MORAL AUTHORITY TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO LEAST OF ALL SOME DIP SHIT WHOSE RIDIN HIGH ON HAVING A SMALL AMOUT OF POWER! IF U EVER BEEN FIRED BY SOME MANAGER AT SOME SHITY JOB U KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!! LIKE IM GLAD THAT YOUR ALL HOPPED UP ON BEING IN CHARGE OF LOW LEVEL EMPLOYEES LIKE ME BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME JUST DEVELOP A DEPENDANCE ON WEED AND BEER LIKE THE REST OF US DUMMASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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NO BOSS NO MASTER'S - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
IF DA WORLDS GONNA BE TOTALY FUCKED AT LEAST I SHOULDENT HAVE TO GO TO WORK THE WHOLE TIME , SITTIN THERE AND CANT GET SHIT DONE CAUSE NOBODYS EVEN AT WORK AND THERE ALL BUYIN SHIT ON LINE AND WONT RETURN EMAIL'S , AND BOSS IS DOING THAT TOO, SO WHAT DA FUCK , AND DA SKELTEN IN THE PHOTO IS THINKIN GTHE SAME THING WITH THERE COOL OWL AND THERE LIBRA SCALES, SO JUST LET EVERY ONE GO HOME , AND IF YOUR WORKIN AT A STORE THEY SHOULD PAY YOU DOUBLE CAUSE EVERY ONES ACTING LIKE A PEACE OF SHIT THIS MONTH , WORSE THAN USUAL , AND DA TEXT " OUTLAW GOING TO WORK IN DECEBER LEGALIZE COSTING UNTIL JANUARY, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY ME " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEON LOOKEN AT THERE PHONE TRYEN TO DECIDE THE BEST WAY TO TELL THERE BOSS "NO' BUT THERE NOT EVEN THINKEN ABOUT TELLEN EM 'YES' BECUASE WETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT DA WORKER IS PERFORMING DA LABOR AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST THEFT ,YUOU GOTTA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE POWER IS AND AT THE END OF DA DAY THEY AINT GONGA HIRE SOME ONE TO REPACE YOU SO FUCK IT ! YOUR DOING THE WORK AND THATS WHAT THEY GET , AND DA TEXT SAYS "SAY NO TO YOU'RE BOSS, NO NO SORRY PARDNER NO THANK'S SORRY CAN'T NO NOABUNGA NO, YOU WONT GET FIRED,THEIRS NO ONE TO REPLACE YOU WITH ,AND YOU WONT BE REWADED IF YOU SAY YES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
LOVE TO GET BETTER HATE TO WORK ON MY SELF !!!!! A SKELTON YELLS DA WORD'S "SELF DISCIPLINE CAN KISS MY A$$$$ ,JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO PUNISH MYSELF DOESN'T MEAN IM ANY ONES BOSS " , THE SKALETON DOESNT WANT TO BE IN CHARGE OF ANY ONE!!!! THE SKELITON DONT WANT TO HAVE AN EMPLOYEE EVEN IF ITS THEM MOTHER FUCKER! THE SKELETTON DOSENT WHANT TO PUT ANY ONE ON A PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN! THATS DA SHIT WHERE WHEN THEY PUT IT ON YOU THEN YOU BETTER BE ON LINKEDIN THE SAME DAY CAUSE YOUR ASS IS GETTEN FIRED!!!! THEY DONT WANT THE SKELETEN'S PERFORMANCE TO IMPROVE THEY JUST WANT PAPERWORK SHOWING THAT THERE BEING FIRED FOR PERFORMANCE EVEN IF IT AINT REALLY TRUE!!! THAT SHYT SHOULD BE CALLED "THE BOSS'S COUSIN WANT'S TO TAKE YOUR JOB BECUASE THE BOSS TOLD HIM IT WAS EASY",,,,, ANY WAY FUCK ALL COMPANY'S, FUCK ALL INVESTOR'S, FUCK SURPLUS CAPITAL, THE MEAN'S OF PRODUCTION SHOULD BE OWNED BY THE FUCKEN WORKERS, OR AT LEAST IF NO ONES GONNA GET OFF THERE ASS TO GO COMMY MODE THEN JUST GIVE US HEALTH CARE, HAPPY MAY DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELITING IN WORK HELL "ALL HANDS , TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE, STAND UP , ONE ON ONE, PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN, FUCK ALL BOSS'S, RESPECT NO MEETING'S " - NOTHING IS MANDATORY - NO MANAGER OR BOSS HOLDS ANY AUTHORITY MORAL OR OTHERWISE OVER ME - ALL SMALL BUSINESS OWNER TYRANTS WILL BE LINED UP BEHIND THE BILLIONAIRE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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FUCK ALL MANAGER'S FUCK ALL BOSS'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A BOSS IS A FORM OF COP AND FUCK ALL COP'S ,,, "FUCK ALL BOSS'S RESPECT NO MEETINGS" SCREAM'S A SKELITION WHO IS BURNING IN DA FLAMES OF HELL, AND THERE BEING ATTACKED BY "ALL HANDS" "TEAM BUILDING EXERCICE", "MANDATORY", "STAND UP" "ONE ON ONE" PERFORMANCE IMPROCEMENT PLAN " - WITHOUT LABOR, CAPTALISM IS NOTHING!! BUT DA MANAGER CLASS WILL NOT STOP FUCKING WITH WORKERS ,THERE PETTY GRABS AT THE LEAST AMOUNT OF POWER ARE WORTH MORE TO THEM THEN HUMAN RIGHT'S, AND WHILE DA C'SUITES ARE EATING BIG THE MANAGERS WILL HOLD OUR HEADS UNDERWATER FOR THE COST OF GETTING 2 SCRAPS TO OUR ONE ,ITS TIME TO RISE UP BUT IM STILL NOT CONVINCED ANY ONE ELSE WILL DO IT, WE SEE ALOT OF BIG TALK FROM PEOPLE ON THERE PHONES AND ITS FUN TO MAKE SIGNS BUT WHATS GONNA HAVE TO HAPPEN BEFORE PEOPLE CAN BE CONVINCED TO DO MORE THEN THAT??? WELL ANY WAY IN DA MEAN TIME IM KICKEN ASS SO FUCK IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
YOUR ALOWED TOO BE LATE ,YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT YOU'RE CONSENT AND YOU OWE THE CLOCK'S OF THIS WORLD NOTHING , AND ITS A HUGE SKELATON WHOSE SHOTTIN LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE, AND ITS BOLT'S OF TRUTH ,ALWAYS EXAMINE IF YOUR DOIN SOMETHING BECUASE YOU ACTUALY WANT TO OR IF YOUR JUST TRYIN TO AVOID SOME ONE ELSE GETIN MAD AT YOU, ALOT OF THE TIME THERE GONGA BE MAD ABOUT SOMETHING ANYWAY SO WHO CARE'S ,FUCK ALL BOSSES, THERE TIMECLOCK PIGS, NEVER MET ONE THAT WASNT ON DA WRONG SIDE OF DA GUARD TOWER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATAN HAVEN A GREAT TIME WITH THERE SWORD, AND THERE ONLY TAKING IT OUT ON BREAKS AND AT LUNCH, AND THERE NOT SWINGIN IT AROUND, ITS JUST FOR DISPLAY , AND THERE STILL GETTIN "IN TROUBLE " WELL FUCK THAT!!!!! I DO NOT ACCEPT TROUBLE!!!!!!!! AND FUCK ANY MEETING THATS SUPPOSE TO BE "MANDATORY" NO MEETINGS ARE MANDITORY!!! I AM A DIVINE BEING!!!!!! I FOLLOW NO RULE'S OF MAN THAT DO NOT SUIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS " WHEN THE SYSTEM KILLS MILLIONS WITH INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE MY FUCKEN BOSS DOSENT SAY SHIT, BUT I BRING ONE FUCKEN SWORD TO WORK AND WE GOTTA HAVE A MEETING????" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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FUCK ALL BOSS'S FUCK ALL MEETING'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
IMAGINE TRYING TO IMPRESS YOUR BOSS, A SKELITEN GAZE'S ON TO THE SCENARIO AND IS CRACKEN UP , WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO PLEASE A SHIT MAN WHO LIVES IN A BEIGE HOUSE ON A BEIGE STREET GOING TO A BEIGE JOB DRINKING A BEIGE BEVERAGE IN BEIGE PANT'S ASKING YOU ABOUT THE TEMPERATURE ASKING YOU IF YOUR COMMITTED TO THE COMPANY WHO PAYS YOU SCRAP'S AND WOULD PAY YOU LESS IF THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH IT , HIS BOSS IN BEIGER PANTS, IN A BEIGER HOUSE, IN A BEIGER NEIGHBORHOOD , A TOWERS OF HANOI SET UP WHERE THEY SEE DA PEOPLE ABOVE THEM ON THE SCALE AND TRY TO BE MORE EVIL TO GET THERE, YOUR ONLY REWARD FOR WORKING HARD TO GET ASSIGNED MORE WORK SO YOUR BOSS CAN "EXCEED METRICS" YOUR TIME OFF HELD HOSTAGE BY THIS PEACE OF SHIT GUY, AMERICA MUST FALL, THE MIDDLE CLASS IS A LIE SOLD TO YOU BY PEACES OF SHIT IN BROWN WORK PANTS , THERE ARE ONLY WORKERS AND RULERS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOTTA DO, AND YOU WANT TO DO IT TOO, ITS JUST THAT THE CIRCUSES ARE STILL GOING, AND BREADS MORE EXPENSIVE, BUT SOME OF US CAN STILL BUY IT FOR NOW, SO LETS NOT DO IT YET, GOTTA WATCH THE CIRCUS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKALATEN SCREAMMIN IN FRONT OF DA GUILLOTINE "YOU HAVE NO MORAL OBLIGATION TOWARD ANYTHING THAT EXISTS IMMORALLY - BOSS, HEALTH INSURANCE, LAND LORD, COP, AFTER PAY, PUBLIC CORPORATION, SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, MANAGER, HOA, FORUMS MOD, KLARNA, BANK, AUTONOMOUS VEHICLE, SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, FOOD DELIVERY ROBOT, CREDIT CARD, DMV "YOU ARE A PERSON NOT A TRASH CAN FULL OF MONEY " - EVERY DAY THESE MONEY VAMPIRES TRY TO RECEIVE OUR SYMPATHY BY PRETENDING TO BE A GUY AND SAYING YOUR NOT BEING FAIR TO THE GUY - EVERY DAY THEY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A PEACE OF SHIT - WE HAVE NOT CONSENTED TO ANY OF THESE MIDDLEMEN!!!! IF I OWN MY CAR WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP PAYING FOR MY FUCKEN CAR??? IF I PAY TAXES TO BUILD THE SIDE WALKS WHY ARE SCOOTERS AND DELIVERY ROBOTS ALLOWED TO USE THEM FOR PROFIT DEPRIVING PRIVATE INDIVIDUALS OF THEIR USE???? IF A CORPERATIONS MAKING MONEY WHY DO THEY ACT LIKE I GOTTA PAY THEM TO KEEP MAKING MONEY???????/ IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A JOB THEN YOUR BOSS THREATEING TO FIRE YOU IS INSTITUTIONALIZED VIOLENCE!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A HOME THEN A LAND LORD IS COMMITTING INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT OUR DECREPIT FAILING BODIES BEING CONSTANTLY PATCHED UP BY MODERN MEDECINE THEN WITHHOLDING HEALTH CARE IS INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! THE TORMENTORS HIT US DAILY AND TELL US ITS FOR OUR OWN GOOD AND THAT ACTUALLY WE OWE THEM ONE , DENY THEM YOUR MONEY, YOUR COMMUNITY, AND YOUR SOUL WHENEVER POSSIBLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
