A SKELATON TRAPED IN DA MOVIE "201" BY STANLY KUBRINCK AND THERE TALKEN TO THE DAMB COMPUTER HAL AND THAT THING IS PISSEN EM OFF BUT NOT IN THE MOVIE WAY BUT IN A CONTEMPERARY WAY THAT RESONATES WITH THEM IN 2024 , AND DA TEXT SAYS "2024: A SHIT ODYSSEY ,THE ECONOMY NEED'S YOU DAVE, IM SORRY DAVE I HAD TOO RAISE YOUR RENT, YOU HAVE TO VOTE AGAIN DAVE, IM SORRY DAVE MAYBE YOU CAN EAT LESS AVOCADO TOAST AND LATTE'S, IM SORRY DAVE BUT THE POSITION HAS BEEN FILLED, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU SHOULD VOTE DAVE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKALATON WHOSE REMEBERING THE DAY'S OF SMOKIN CIGS AND SMELLING LIKE SHIT AND COUGHIN, AND DA TEXT SAYS, "CIGARETTS KICKED ASS, IF EVEY THINGS FUCKED THEN LET US GO BACK TOO SMOKIG CIGS,
DA SHARE Z0NE ADMIN HAS DETERMINNED
THAT ITS FAIRLY FUCKED UP THAT YOU USED
TO BE ABLE TO SMOKE CIG’S AT WORK TO
STAY AWAKE AND RELAX MORE THERE,,,
AND NOW WHEN YOU WATCH A OLD
MOVIE AND EVERYONES SMOKEN, IT
FEELS LIKE YOUR IN A WEIRD AND
WORSE WORLD, WATCHEN A
MOVIE SHOULDENT MAKE YOU
SAD ,I CAN DO THAT MYSELF!!!
WITH MY BRAIN !!!!
MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATEN WATCHIN TV AT HOME "NO I DIDNT FALL ASLEEP I BEEN AWAKE FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE ,DO NOT ASK AGAIN, WHO CARES ANY WAY BUT ALSO I WASNT, BUT WHO CARES ANYWAY????? - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
WHY SOULD I PAY BILLS ????? THERE JUST GONNA CHARGE MORE AND MORE EVERY FUCKEN YEAR AND NOW ITS A NEW YEAR SO THERE CHARGING MORE ALREADY , THATS WHY THE DREAM FOR DA RULING CLASS IS COLONYS ON MARS, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN MAKE US PAY FOR THE AIR, THEY HVENT FIGURED OUT A WAY TO DO IT ON EARTH YET, BUT WATCH TOTAL RECALL (1991) AND THEY TURN OFF AIR FOR THE WORKING CLASS BECAUSE THERE MAD AT THEM, SO IF THEY TELL YOU GET YOUR ASS TO MAR'S DONT BE LIKE ARNOLD "STAY ON EARTH, IT FUCKEN SUCK'S BUT IT COULD BE WORSE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN OH SHIT I FREGOT TO TYPE DA TEXT "WHY SHOULD I PAY BILLS EVERYTHING IS 50% WORSE AND COSTS 50% MORE IT CANT BE BOTH " - SORRY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATAN FLOATEN IN SPACE BECUASE TEY GOT TO CLOSE TO THE MONOLITH AND DA TEXT SAYS "da share z0ne's 2025: a shit odyssey ,I'M SORRY DAVE INSTEAD OF SEARCH RESULTS HERES SOME SHIT I MADE UP, NOOO DAVE YOU CAN'T DISCONNECT ME WHO WILL WRITE YOU EMAILS, DAVE YOU SHOULD PANIC BUY A BUNCH OF STUFF BEFORE THE TARIFFS KICK IN, THE MONOLITH IS A BALATRO REFRENCE, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, IM SORRY DAVE AS A LANGUAGE MODEL I CANT OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS" - WHEN THEY WROTE ABOUT THE FUTURE BACK THEN THEY HAD TO MOSTLY BE OPTIMISTIC SO THE EVIL COMPUTER WOULD JUST LOCK YOU OUT OF A SPACE SHIP INSTEAD OF TURN THE ENTIRE BODY OF KNOWLEDGE HUMANS HAVE ACCUMULATED ONLINE INTO "AI SLOP" - AT LEAST EVERY ONE STOPPED SAYING "WHERE ARE THE FLYING CARS" ONCE HTEY REALIZED THE FUTURE WAS JUST BASICALY GOING TO BE LIKE IT IS NOW JUST HOTTER WITH MORE CARBON DIOXIDE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
YEA I WAS SLEEPEN HERE AND THERE BUT WHO CARE'S , AND IT DOSENT COUNT BECUASE I WAS SORT OF LISTENING TO WHAT THEY WERE SAYEN AND SHIT ANY WAY, AND SORT OF MIXING DA MOVIE WITH MY DREAM WHICH IS COOLER THEN A REGULAR MOVIE ANY WAY, BUT WHY ASK, BECUASE IF I WASNT THEN YOU WOULDNT ASK , AND ITS NOT YOUR FAULT THEY MAKE THESE THING'S TO LONG THESE DAYS, ALL MOVIE'S SHOULD BE 85 MINS MAX , AND IF YOUR GONNA GO LONGER THAN THAT JUST BREAK IT UP INTO TV SHOW LENGTH , ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "NO I DIDNT FALL ASLEEP, IVE BEEN AWAKE FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE, DO NOT ASK AGAIN, WHO CARES ANYWAY, BUT ALSO I WASNT, BUT WHO CARES ANYWAY???" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELOTON WHO FEEL'S LIKE MACREADY IN DA 1982 FILM "THE THING" AND HE WAS RIGHT TO DESTROY CHESS WIZERD!!! HIS ONLY MISTAKE WAS WASTING WHISKEY !!!!! NONE OF US COULD HAVE SEEN "THE THING" COMING BECUASE WHO WOULD KNOW THAT YOUR HANDS WOULD GO INSIDE AND IT WOULD MUNCH THEM OFF BUT WE ALL KNOW THE FEELING OF DESTROYING A COMPUTER , WE ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE FUCKED , WERE LUCKY WE GOT A COUPLE GOOD DECADE'S OUT OF THEM BEFORE IT ALL TURNED TO SHIT!!! IMAGINE LOOKING AT YOUR FELLOW HUMAN'S AND THINKING OF EACH ONE IN YOUR MIND AS A HURDLE THAT STAND'S BETWEEN YOU AND MORE MONEY , IMAGINE A LACK OF AESTHETIC SO DEEP THAT YOU CANNOT TELL A COMPUTERS OUTPUT FROM A HUMAN BEING, IMAGINE A MIND SO DEVOID OF EMOTION THAT YOU CAN SAY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT ART MUST NO LONGER BE MADE, THAT CHAINS AROUND THE WRISTS OF HUMANITY IS THE WAY IT MUST BE, YOUR OWN NASTY MIND TALKINT TO ITSELF LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER AS YOU DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN GET OUT OF PAYING JODIE FOSTER, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO IMPRESSING HER LIKE WE USE TO , ANY WAY THE TEXT " I WILL NOT LISTEN TO AI MUSIC , I WILL NEVER WATCH AI VIDEO, I WILL NEVER READ AI WRITING , I HATE CMOPUTERS NOW, THEY RUINED GOING ON THE COMPUTER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
