too old to learn to skate
too old to go full goth
some new rap i dont get it
too old for candy
too old to learn spanish
get heartburn from beer
too old to be skinny
starting to like tom petty
too old to establish credit
its too late to really do anything cool
too old for hard video games
too old for a real career type job
my hip just hurt for the first time ever
maybe ill never be good at bass
too old to ride a bike for fun
too old to eat hell of burgers
no man should out live his cat
cartoons seem stupid now
too old to stay up late
too old for sex probably
too old for baggy jeans
too old to be friends with teens
what if im never happy like when i was a kid
BUT STILL KICKING ASS!!!
bitch
A SKLETEAN WHO CANT REMEMBER WHAT THERE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING , AT WORK , AT HOME, IN A GAME, DOSENT MATTER, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO KEEP EVERYTHING STRAIGHT, EVERY DAY 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO AUTOMATICALLY AND 10 NEW THINGS YOU HAVE TO FIT IN YOUR DAY TOO, AND NOW A GUY IN TOWN WANT'S ME TO GO TO SOME OTHER AREA AND RETRIVE AN ITEM FOR HIM???? AND IDK THE GUY AND IDK WHY HE WANTS ME TO DO IT????? HE LOOKED AT MY DUMB ASS AND SAID THIS IS THE GUY TO FIND A MYSTERIOUS AMULET IN THE WOODS AND BRING IT BACK TO HIM , WHY WOULDENT I KEEP IT? DOES HE JUST THINK IM TO STUPID TO STEAL THE AMULET? WHAT COULD HE PAY ME THAT WOULD BE WORTH MORE THEN A AMULET????? ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBLY SOME TREASURE? FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN AN ITEM TO A GUY OR A PRINCESS? A GUY I DONT KNOW WHATS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW? GREAT A STEARCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ONE MORE THING I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF FANTASTY WORLD IM IN ,DO NOT ASK ME TO KILL ANOTHER GUY, THE BEST FANTASY I HAVE IS KILLING NO GUYS, THE WORST NIGHTMARES I HAVE ARE WHEN I HAVE TO FIGHT A GUY, ALL I WANT IS 1 FUCKEN QUEST WHERE I CAN JUST BEAT SOMEONE AT CARD'S AND THEN I GET THE ITEM I WANT, ITS NOT REALISTIC TO ASK ME TO COMMIT ACTS THAT CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER JUST TO PROGRESS A STORY , AND AFTER ALL THAT I DONT EVEN OWN THE FUCKEN VIDEO GAME? THERE SAYING I HAVE A LICENSE TO PLAY IT BUT I DONT OWN IT?????? THIS IS THE LAST ADVENTURE I GO ON - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKEALETON ABOUT TO GO ON AVENTURE AND THEY FORGOT WHAT THERE DOING , TO MUCH TO KEEP TRACK OF AND YOUR SUPOSED TO CHANGE THE FURNACE FILTERS TO, GOTA GET THE GUTTER'S CLEANED, DISHES PILING UP , AND DA TEXT SAYS "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS ???? PROBLY SOME TREASURE? FORCED TO FIGHT RAT'S EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE?? RETURN A ITEM TO A GUY OR A PRINCESS? ??? A GUY I DONT KNOW WHANT'S ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW?? GREAT A STEARCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKETETON PLAYING PIANO "I FORGOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, IM SORRY, I STARTED THINKING ABOU T IF MARIO CAN HEAR THE MARIO MUSIC WHILE HES RUNNING AROUND, DOES HE DIE WHEN YOU TURN OFF THE NINTENDO, WHEN YOU PRESS THE WRONG BUTTON AND HE EJECTS YOSHI INTO DA HOLE INSTEAD OF JUMPING LIKE YOU WANTED HIM TO DO, DOES HE HEAR THE LIZERDS SCREAMS? IS MARIO BORN EVERY TIME YOU TURN ON THE NINTENTO? DOES HE KNOW HES BEING CONTROLLED ? OR DOES HE THINK HE HAS FREE WILL? AM I SOMEONES MARIO????? - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SUPPER NITENDO CARDRIGE WITH A SKELOTON ON IT WHOSE AT WORK AND ALSO EXPLODING AND IT SAY S"LIFE IN AMERICA - 0-80 YEAR'S OF BULLSHIT ,PLAY AS 1 CHARACTER, NO RESTARTS, NO HEALATH CARE, VOTING DOSENT WORK, DA SHARE Z0NE, RATED D FOR DA SHARE Z0NE, WHAT THE FUCK THIS SUCK'S, NO FUCKEN CONTROL OVER ANY OF THIS SHIT, DA MOTHA FUCKEN SHARE Z0NE, OFFICIAL DASHAREZ0NE SEAL OF QUALITY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELEATEN ON THE TOILET AND THERE PLAYEN NINTENDO ON THERE PHONE ON "FOLIUM" DA 3DS EMULATOR , BUT YOU CAN GET NES ,SNES, GAME CUME, WII ALL THAT SHIT ON THERE FOR FREE, DONT BE PAYING A CORPO FOR GAME'S , THE ARTISTS ALREADY GOT PAID FOR EM SO NOW ITS JUST CORPO PROFFITS SO FUCK EM, AND TE TEXT "JUST FOUND OUT ALL FLESH MUST DECAY" AND EVERY NINTENDO GAME IS A ROM FILE NOW AND ITS FREE TO WNODOWN LOAD NOW EVEN GAME CUBE AND 3DS DOWNLOAD , EVERY ONE DIES BUT NOT EVERY ONE GETS TO PLAY EVERY NINTENDO GAME " - DA RULING CLASS IS SCARED WATCHING THERE SKIN CRISP AND SAG WITH THE PROGRESS OF TIME, AND THERE TRYIN TO HIDE IN THERE BUNKERS, BUT FUCK IT, THEY AINT PLAYIN SHIT WE PLAYING NINTEND OGAMES, AND AS SOON AS SOMETHING HAPPENS AND THEY GO TO HIDE LIKE A EVIL RABBIT THERE SECURITY GUARDS AINT GONNA FEED EM, WELL ,,,,DO WHAT YOU WANT TODAY CAUSE TOMMORROWS FUCKED , AND IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ALL THE MEGA MAN OR MARIO THEN YOUR IN LUCK THIS SHITS FREE ON ALL DA ROM ARCHIVES AND PIRATE BAY AND EVERY WHERE ELSE ON THE WEB , SAVE THAT SHIT TO YOUR DRIVE BEFORE ITS ILLEGAL TO HAVE FUN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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LOOK UP NINTENDO ROM'S YOUR GONNA SHIT YOUR SELF - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON WORKIN ON THERE COMPUTER AND HAVEN THOUGHT'S,,, "THEY ALWAYS SAID VIDEO GAMES WOULD RUIN THE WORLD, BUT WHAT FINALLY DID IT WAS, MASSIVE SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS IN SOFTWARE THAT CREATED LANGUAGE DEVOID OF MEANING, SOLD TO BUSINESS AS A WAY TO ELIMINATE LABOR, TO TECH BRO’S AS A WAY TO CREATE CODE WITHOUT SKILL, AND TO LONELY PEOPLE AS A COMPANION, ANIMAL CROSSING WOULD NEVER DO THIS, I KNOW THE BASTARD ROALD PENUIN IS NOT MY REAL FREIND " - MAKING COMPUTER'S TALK TO US IN THE VOICE OF A HUMAN WAS HUMANITYS DEEPEST MISTAKE, A TRICK ON THE MIND WORSE THAN THE DOPAMINE RUSH OF GAMBLING, MORE SOOTHING THEN A BEER, ALL FOR DA PURPOSE OF ENRICHING DA PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE DA MOST MONEY!!! AFTER THEY TOOK OUR MONEY, OUR HOUSING, OUR HEALTHCARE, AND OUR EDUCATION, THEY ARE COMING FOR OUR HUMANITY! STOMP EVERY COMPUTER IN THE STREET!!!! DESTROY ALL DATA SERVER'S!!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIBERATE THE TOOLS OF THE OPRESSOR WE MUST DESTROY THEM!!!!!!!!! WHEN THEY PUT FACES ON THE ROBOT'S THAT KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR AT MIDNIGHT TO REMOVE YOU FROM YOUR HOME WILL YOU DRAW THEM CLOSER FOR A KISS OR WILL YOU STAND UP FOR YOUR SOUL?????? DECIDE NOW WHETHER YOU LIVE UP TO DA PROMISE OF YOUR LIFE AS AN ENSOULED DIVINE CONSCIOUS BEING, OR IF YOU LIVE AS A TRAITER TO HUMANITY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A BOSS IS A FORM OF COP - A BOSS IS A FORM OF FALSE GOD - ALL BOSS ARE BASTERDS - THE ONLY GOOD BOSS IS ANYWAY THE TEXT SAYS "THEIRS A REASON THE BAD GUY IN ALL VIDEO GAMES IS CALLED "BOSS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA WANNA COLLECT MY PEE YOUR GONNA HAVE TO JOIN MY ONLEY FANS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATAN AT A COMPUTER ON A BOX OF VIDEO GAME "LIFE IN AMERICA"
- 0-80 YEAR'S OF BULLSHIT
- PLAY AS 1 CHARCATER
- NO RESTSART'S
- NO HEALTH CARE
- VOTING DOSENT WORK
"NO FUCKEN CONTROL OVER ANY OF THIS SHIT"
DA SHARE Z0NE "DSZ" - WHAT THE FUCK, THIS SUCK'S
OFFICIAL DASHAREZ0NE SEAL OF QUALITY
MORE THOUGHT'S AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne SUSCRIBE THERE NOW TO HELP ME KEEP MAKEN THESE AND GET ZINE'S AND SHYT IN DA MAIL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
MAYBE THEY ALREADY DID IT "WHO CARES DO ANOTHER GAME THATS WHAT I SAID THE GAME SHOULT BE", I GUESS YOU COULD JUST PLAY DND AND MAKE A NEW CHARACTER EVERY WEEK, I GUESS NO ONE CAN STOP YOU, WHO WANTS TO PLAY A DND WHERE WE JUST MAKE NEW GUYS EVERY WEEK, THATS GOTTA BE IDEAL, AND DA TEXT "THEY SHOULD MAKE A GAME THATS ALL CARACTER CREATION, 100% M AKING NEW GUYS, 0% WORRYING ABOUT RATS KILLING YOUR GUY ON LEVEL 1" AND ANOTHER THING HOWS ANYONE CARRYING THAT MUCH GOLD AROUND HAVE U EVER HELD 1 GOLD PEACE IN REAL LIFE??? THEIR HEAVY AS HELL SO HOWS ANYONE BUYIN SHIT FROM THE BLACK SMITH, OK THATS ALL SEE YA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEAN SPIRIT TRYEN TO CHILL OUT IN A GOOD ATMOSPHERE AND SHIT HEADS ARE YELLEN AT THAM !!!!!! "THEIRS A REASON THE BAD GUY IN A LL VIDEO GAMES IS CALLED "BOSS" - EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP WALK INTO MY STUPID FUCKEN JOB AND SEE THAT RED BAR FILL UP AND I KNOW I GOTTA FIGHT FOR MY GOD DAMB LIFE BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,,IM TRYING TO KICK A$$ - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
YES I A M A GENIOUS, BUT SOME PART'S OF MY MIND ARE DUMB AS SHIT: dont like video games any more go back to casino but whin this time, scared of horses wacked my kneed on the BED SOME HOW NEED TO STOP DROPPING SHYT!!! MAKING FREINDS!!! WHAT DA FUCK IS SUSCHI - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELLETIN HEADEN IN TO BATTLE THERE OWN LIFE WITH THERE LITTLE SORD AND LITTLE SHIELD AND LITTLE HAT ,PUSH DA ROCK UP HILL, GO TO THE DOCTER ,PAY OUT OFF POCKET,BRAIN PILL'S NEVER IN STOCK,AT LEAST ITS WARM OUTSIDE IN FEBRARY AND MARCH PROBLY NOT A SIGN OFF A LONG TERM PROBLEM ,AND DA TEXT SAYS "WE SHOULD GET DAILY QUEST REWARDS FOR GETTING OUT OF BED "3 DAY STREAK +$200 ,WE SHOULD HAVE THE SAME HEALTH CARE AS CONGRESS, EITHIER I GET TO GO TO THE DOCTER OR THEY HAVE TO CALL 100 PHARMACY'S FOR THIER PILL'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELETEN PLAYEN PIANO IN A DIM TAVERN , AND TA TEXT SAYS "I FORGOT WHAT I WAS TALKIN GABOUT, IM SORRY, I STARTED THINKING ABOUT IF MARIO CAN HEAR THE MARIO MUSIC WHILE HES RUNNING AROUND, DOES HE DIE WHEN YOU TURN OFF THE NINTENDO, WHEN YUO PRESS THE WRONG BUTTON AND HE EJECTS YOSHI INTO THE HOLE INSTEAD OF JUMPING LIKE YOU WANTED HIM TO DO, DOES HE HEAR THE LIZERS SCREAMS, IS MARIO BORN EVERY TIME YOU TURN ON THE NINTENTO ,DOES HE KNOW HES BEING CONTROLED OR DOES HE HAVE FREE WILL ? AM I SOMEONES MARIO ????" - MORE THOUGHTS ON THIS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne CANT FIT THEM IN HERE TODAY ,SO SUSCRIBE TO IT AND READ MORE THANK'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEN IN THERE PUNISHMENT STATION (OFFICE CHAIR) AT WORK - ONE LINE EMAIL FROM BOSS INVALIDATES AN ENTIRE DAYS WORK - BOSS FAILS TO RESPOND TO QUERIES LEADING YOU TO MISS DEADLING FOR WHICH YOU ARE BLAMED - BOSS TAKES CREDIT FOR YOUR WORK WHEN HE MANAGES NOT TO GET IN YOUR WAY - YOU MUST RETURN TO OFFICE BUT BOSS CAN STILL LEAVE WHENEVER HE WANT'S - BOSS SEEMS TO SPEND MOST OF HIS TIME COMING UP WITH NEW RULES TO PUNISH WORKERS - DO NOT TOUCH MY SHOULDER - DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH MY SHOULDER!!!! I SWEAR TO FUCKEN,,,, DA TEXT "THERES A REASON THE BAD GUY IN ALL VIDEO GAMES IS CALLED... "BOSS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN "I WILL RESPECT TERM'S OF SERVICE AND SAY NO MORE " -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
YOU AINT GETTIN A FAIR SHAKE FROM ME!!! I DONT GIVE MUCH OF A SHIT ABOUT GAME'S I JUST WANT TO CHILL OUT WITH PEPOLE I LIKE , SO WATCH YOUR ASS OR IM GONGA LET YOU WIN MOTER FUCKER!!! AND THATS WHAT DA IMAGE SAYS " A EVIL SKELATEN IN A GEAR SAYS THE SAME SHIT " SIKE ILL TYPE IT ALL OUT LMAO "DONT PLAY GAMES WITH ME, I WILL LET YOU WIN, YOUR MORE INVESTED THAN I AM, AND I WANT TO MAKE MY FREINDS HAPPY" AND THATS REAL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELETEN SHREDDEN OFF ON GUITAR "FUCK ALL APPS, BRING BACK FLASH GAMES, AND LEGALIZE PUBLIC URINATION, THEY TELL US WE GOTTA STAY HYDRATED BUT WE HAVE NO PLACE TO RIP ONE" - I HAVE ALOT MORE THOUGHTS ON THIS BUT YOUR GONNA HAVE TO GO TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne TO READ EMM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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A SOCETY WHERE YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO RIP A PISS IS A SOCIETY THAT CAN RIP IN PISS - dashare.zone ADMIN
IF I DONT NEED TO OUT RUN ANY ONE I AINT HOPPIN ON DA TREADMILL!!!! WHAT IF I IMPROVE MY CARDIO VAVSCULAR SYSTEM FOR NOTHING??? EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW IF SOCIETY ENDS WE WILL STILL HAVE TO GO TO WORK AND PAY FOR ALL OUR SHIT ,BECUASE WHEN MILLION'S OF PEOPLE DIED FROM DA PANDEMIC THEY MADE US "RETURN TO OFFICE" EVEN TOHUGH COMPUTER JOBS ARE THE SAME IF YOU DO THEM FROM HOME BUT THEY CANT WATCH YOU AS MUCH,,, DA TEXT SAY'S "IM WAITING TO SEE IF SOCIETY ENDS BEFORE I BOTHER GETTING IN SHAPE" , IF SHYT TURNS INTO "FALL OUT NEW VEGAS" THEN WE ALL THINK WERE GONNA BE THE COURIER AND SHOOT BENNY BUT WERE GONGA BE THE RAIDER WHO'S NAME SHOWS UP IN RED ON SOMEONES VATS, AND THERE GONNA TAKE US OUT BEFORE WE EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED ,AND WE WONT EVEN GET TO MEET WALTER GOGINS "DA HOT GHOUL" I HATE THIS SHIT PLANET - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A NINTEDO CARTRIDGE WITH A SKELETEON WORKEN AT THERE JOB "LIFE IN A MERICA: 0-80 YEARS OF BULLSHIT PLAY AS 1 CHARACTER NO RESTARTS NO HEALTH CARE VOTING DOESNT WORK, WHAT THE FUCK, THIS SUCK'S, DA SHARE Z0NE, NO FUCKEN CONTROL OVER ANY OF THIS SHIT, OFFICIAL DASHAREZ0NE SEAL OF QUALITY, BORN IN THE USA NOT ALLOWED TO LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEN IN THERE NEW HAT THEY FOUND IN THE GAME AND THERE HAVIN G A GREAT TIME AND IT SAYS " I WILL NEVER COMPLETE MISSIONS, I DONT LIKE GOING TO WORK IN REAL LIFE, WHY WOULD I DO IT IN A VIDEO GAME " - I AM GOING TO WALK AROUND "DA MAP" I WILL TALK TO PEOPLE I WILL JUMP OVER THINGS AND TRY TO WALK INTO BUILDINGS AND I MIGHT EVEN FUCK AROUND AND CRAFT SOME ITEMS BUT U KNOW WHAT I AINT OBEYING SOME VOICE ACTOR WHO TELLS ME I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FOR THEM!!! IM EXITING THIS DIALOGUE AND IM LOOKIN AROUND YOUR HOUSE FOR SOMETHING TO STEAL!!!!!! GAME'S SHOULD BE FUN I WILL NEVER GRIND I WILL NEVER MAKE A SPREADSHEET TO PLAY A GAME I WILL NEVER CONSENT TO HAVING A BOSS UNLESS I GOTA DO IT TO PAY MY REAL BILL'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND ANOTHER THING ,WHEN I TURN ON MY RIG YOU BETTER LOAD THE GAME ASSAP DONT MAKE ME DOWNLOAD A BUNCH OF GIGS OF UPDATES, I KNOW ALL THAT EXTRA SHIT IS JUST "DLC" OR I GOTTA OBEY A WEIRD GUY IN ORDER TO SEE WHAT IN THOSE GIGS, NO THANKS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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IM HERE TO WALK AROUND AND PICK UP OBJECT'S AND THATS IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
DA TEXT SAY'S ""VIDEO GAME'S SHOULD LOAD UP INSTANTLY, NO UPDATES NO DOWNLOAD'S NO INSTALLS, THEY SHOULD MAKE HABIT'S THAT ARE EASIER TO KEEP DOING, THEY SOULD MAKE FREINDS WHO WANT TO HANG OUT, THEY SHOULD MAKE FLAMIN HOT VEGETABELS, THEY SHOULD MAKE GAS YOU ONLY HAVE TO PUT IN YOUR CAR ONE TIME, THEY SHOULD MAKE ACOUNTRY THAT DOSENT OUTLAW ANY OF MY FIENDS OR FAMILY MEMBERS" - THESE ARE SOME OF MY IDEAS AND ANY ONE STANDING BETWEEN MY MIND AND THEIR REALIZATION IS DA ENEMY!!! DONT SAY IM THE ONE WHOSE NOT DOING THEM BECUASE YEA ITS TRUE FOR SOME OF THEM LIKE THE HABITS AND FORGETING TO PUT GAS IN MY CAR ,BUT MOST OF US HATE OURSELFS MORE THAN IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE FOR ANYONE ELSE TO HATE US , WEVE BEEN IN HERE THE WHOLE TIME AND WE KNOW HOW BAD IT IS ,,, AND IF YOU DONT AT LEAST HAVE CRITICISM OF YOUR OWN IDEA'S AND ACTIONS THEN YOUR MORE OF THE PROBLEM THEN I AM MOTHER FUCKER!!! ANYWAY DA MAIN POINT IS THAT WHEN YA GOT AN HOUR TO GAME AT NITE AFTER ALL YOUR SHYT IS DONE AND THE GAME MAKES YOU UPDATE FOR 47 MINUTES OUT OF THE HOUR THAT SHYT SHOULD BE ILEGGAL !! IM NO COP BUT I DONT EVEN WANT TO PLAY THE DAMB GAME'S ANYMORE THERE ALL SLOT MACHINES WITH ACHEVEMENT BADGES ANY WAY - EQUAL RIGHTS FOR EVERY HUMAN BEING OR BURN EVERYTHING DOWN I KNOW WHICH SIDE IM ON AND I KNOW HOW TO LIGHT A FIRE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELETAN DERAMEN OF SPACE AND GOOD COMPUTER'S , "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COMPUTERS WHERE FUN " MODEM SOUND, FLASH GAMES SECRET WORLD, MP3, FREE WEB SITES, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, MOTHER FUCKER!!!! SYNTAX ERROR,, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
--- WHO EVERS MAKIN ALL THE MONEY OFF THIS SHIT NOW CAN KISS MY TINY ASS BECUASE WE USE TO HAVE SOMETHING FUN IN THE WORLD AND NOW ITS A BURDEN TO DO EVERY THING, EVEN PLAYING A GAME AINT FUN BECUASE YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE FULL OF KIDS SAYING "TWITTER WORDS" IN A HIGH VOICE, AND IT TAKES 999 YEARS TO DOWNLOAD, AND IT TAKES 999 MORE YEAR'S TO DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE, CANT HAVE A CHILL GAME WHERE YOU JUMP ON STUFF AND EXPLORE DIFFERENT PLACES, YOU HAVE TO GAMBLE WITH LOOT BOX AND PAY MORE FOR DOWNLOAD'S , AND WHEN YOU GET IN THERE THE COMPANYS ARE JUST LOADEN IT UP WITH AI SHIT ANY WAY, BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$, ANY ONE CAN KICK A$$ IN FAVORABLE CONDITIONS, BUT IT TAKES A REAL PEACE OF SHIT LIKE YOU AND ME TO GO OUT THERE AND KICK A$$ IN ADVERSE CONDITIONS LIKE THE YEAR 2025, SO FUCK IT, WE WILL MAKE A GOOD COMPUTER AGAIN SOME DAY, AND UNTIL THEN, SEE YA ON BLUE SKY AND PATREON "AT LEAST IT AINT MUSK OR ZUCK" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKEMETON THINKEN ABOUT ALL DA STAT'S OF THERE LIFE SO FAR, THEY MAKE YOU DO SHIT YOU DONT WHANT TO DO 23 HOUR'S A DAY ,THEN IF YOU DECIDE TO PLAY A VID GAME IT STARTS TO UP DATE AND THATS YOUR GAMEING HOUR , ITS GONE FOR THE DAY ,AND IF YOU TRY TO SLEEP LESS EVERY THING JUST SUCK'S MORE ,SO WHAT DA FUCK !!! GOOD THING WALKEN AROUND IN DA WOOD'S IS STILL FREE BUT DONT TALK ABOUT IT IN PUBIC OR THERE GONGA MAKE US PAY FOR THAT TO!!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "SO WHAT IF I HAD TO SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE WORKIGN CLEANING HOUSE COING TO SCHOOL FINDING FOOD EATING FOOD SPEEPING ,AT LEAST I DIDNT HAVE FUN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN ASS !! IM STILL KICKEN ASS AND EATTIN ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEN SPACEN OUT "NO IM NOT "NOT PAYIN ATTENTON " IM THINKING ABOUT OTHER SHIT AND IM KING OF FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW ,AND IM THINKIN ABOUT OTHER SHIT " AND I JUST FINISHED A VIDEO GAME SO I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I DONT KNOW ANOTHER GOOD GAME TO PLAY SO WHAT THE FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
"IF YOUR COLD THEIR COLD - BRING DA WOLF INSIDE - I AM THE WOLD ,LET ME PLAY YOUR NINTENTO SWITCH" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - PLAYSTATON IS ALSO OK OR IF YA GOT A SNES ILL PROBABLY JUST FIRE THAT BAD BOY UP AND BEEP ON THAT , ITS EASY TO LOOK AT DA WORLD AND SAY ITS BAD OUT THERE AND ITS TRUE BUT IT HELPS THAT DA MUSIC,VIDEO GAME'S AND OTHER CULTURAL ARTIFACT'S OF MY ADOLESCENSE HAPPENED TO BE DURING THE TIME WHEN THE QUALITY ALL OF THOSE THINGS WERE AT THERE PEAK ,SO ALL YA GOTA DO IS PUT ON 90S MUSIC AND PLAY SNES, EARTHBOUND, CRONO TRIGGER, YOSHI ISLAND, AND THE WHEED WAS BETTER THEN, IT WAS LESS STRONG AND SMELL LIKE SOMEONES SHOE, BUT IT WAS MORE FUN, AND THERE WAS ALSO LESS RESPONSIBILITYS THEN, AND WE DIDNT HAVE TO USE LOTION ON OUR AGING BODYS, AND DA USA WASNT CARRYING OUT A PROXY WAR AND CALLING IT PEACEKEEPING LOL SIKE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
a dog skeA DOG SKELATIN IN THE FOREST THINKIN ABOUT HOW THEY NEVER FIND ANY GOOD OBJECT'S THERES JUST NORMAL STUFF LIKE STICK/LEAF AND A FEW PEACES OF TRASH, I LOVE THE FOREST BUT WE WERE ALL LED TO BELIEVE THAT IT WAS MORE ENCHANTED AND U WOULD FIND MORE WIZERDS THERE , SO ITS DISAPPOINTING I GUESS BUT YA STILL GOTTA GO THERE BECUASE THE TREES NEVER HAVE ADS , ANY WAY DA TEXT " THERES NOT ENOUGH ITEMS IN REAL LIFE, AND YOUR ENEMYS NEVER GLOW RED SO YOU DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE UNTIL ITS TOO LATE, A RAT WILL ONLY GIVE YOU A PIECE OF GOLD IN A GAME OR IN A DREAM, A GAME IS A DREAM YOU HAVE WITH YOUR COMPUTER, IF THEY EVER FIND OUT DREAMING IS FREE THERE GONNA OUTLAW IT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIMN
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GO TO FOREST WHOLE LIFE NEVER FIND 1 FUCKEN SWORD - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLEATAN INSIDE OF A OLD VIDEO GAME RIPPEN DOWN A COUNTREY ROAD AND THERE TELLIN THE TRUTH YET AGAIN BECAUSE IT SAYS "IM NOT A ASS HOLE, IM A NICE HOLE " NOT THERE FAULT, THERE ALWAYS SAYEN THE WRONG THING BUT THEY AINT TRYIN TO PISS ANY ONE OFF!!! ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SOMEONES LOOKIN AT ME WIERD EVEN WHEN IM JUST GOIG ABOUT MY BUSINESS AND BUYIN SOME DAMB HOT DOGS!!!!!! YOU CAN HEAR IT IN THERE VOICES!!!! IF YOU DONT WANT ANY ONE TO BUY HOT DOGS DONT SET EM OUT ON THE SHELFS!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELETEN SCREAMEN OUT " WHERE OLD VIDEO GAMES ALWAYS THIS HARD!!!" AND THEY DONT KNOW HOW THEY USE TO PLAY EM SO MUCH , BUT YA GOTTA GET USE TO THEM AND GO WITH DA GAME'S ON CARDRIDGE BECAUSE THEY DONT MAKE YA PAY FOR THE LAST 2 LEVELS OF CASTEVANIA , THEY DONT SAY IF YOU WANT TO JUMP HIGHER THEN BUY THE JUMP ADD ON, THEY DONT MAKE YA BUY IN=GAME CURRENCY YOU CAN NEVER CONVERT BACK TO REAL DOLLERS, ITS JUST PUSHIN BUTTONS AND IF YOU CAN MAKE IT TO THE END THEN THATS THAT!!!! FUCK MULTI PLAYER GAME'S, IF I EVER WANT TO GET SHOT BY A 12 YEAR OLD I CAN ENROLL IN ANY MIDDLE SCHOOL IN AMERICA, IF I EVER WANT TO HEAR A TEENAGER SAY A RACIAL SLUR I CAN LOG INTO "X THE EVERY THING SITE" THERES NO REASON FOR ME TO DO THAT ON MY PLAY STATON,,, ANY WAY , DA REST OF THE TEXT " REMEMEBED CHEAT CODE STILL LOST, THERE USE TO BE MORE MEAT IN THE WALL, MY GUY ISNT JUMPING WHERE I WANT, ITS TOO HARD TOO MAKE MARIO BIG AGAIN, SMALL MARIO FUCKSN SUCKS, FUCK SMALL MARIO " AND IF U THINK ABOUT IT WHY DOES THIS GAME PENALIZE YOU FOR BEING VULNERABLE , SMALL MARIO IS OPENING HIM SELF UP TO MORE MEANINGFUL MOMENTS IF HES NOT BUILDING UP A SHIELD AROUND HIM OR WEARING A HAT THAT GIVE'S HIM A RACOON TAIL , YEA MAYBE ONE HIT FROM A TURTLE WILL TAKE HIM OUT BUT THATS MORE AUTHENTIC, IN REAL LIFE A TURTLE COULD FUCK YOU UP AND THEY WOULD JUST PUT YOU ON A COMPILATION TIKTOK CALLED AMERICAS FUNNYEST DEATHS AND THE BOTS ON THAT SITE WOULD CLICK HEART AS THE TURTLE SENDS U BACK TO THE ASTRAL PLANE,,,, I WAS WRONG TO CRITICIZE SMALL MARIO , HE SYMBOLIZES A AUTHENTIC LIFE LIVED WITH INTENT, BIG MARIO JUMPS ANYWHERE AND RUNS INTO ANYTHING , BUT SMALL MARIO MUST BE CAREFUL , I LOVE SMALL MARIO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKILITEN ON THERE COMPUTER "JUST DOING SOME GEO GUESSING" AND THERE ROLLIN AROUND IN A NICE PLACE WHILE DA TIMER TICK'S DOWN, AND DA TEXT: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT BOLLARDS, I DONT CHECK THE DIRECTION OF THE SUB, I WILL NEVER LOOK AT GOOGLE CAR, I ONLY PLAY REAL MOTHA FUCKEN GEOGUESSR " - AND THEY STILL GET PLENTY OF 5KS SO YA CANT SAY THERE WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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"WHY HAVENT THEY AMDE A NEW ANIMAL CROSSING YET I NEED ITEMS I NEED THE APPROVAL OF EAGLES WHO TALK "
A SKELITEON TRYEN TO SHINE A LIGHT IN DA DARK NESS OF MODERN LIFE BUT ITS HARD TO SEE ANY FUTURE IN HERE !!! WE ALL WAYS THOUGHT APOCALIPS WOULD BE A HUGE EXPOSION AND THEN WERE JUST FARMEN IN DA FALLOUT BUT WE GOTA RIDE THIS SUCKER ALL THE WAY DOWN AND WATCH AS DA SYSTEM FUCKS UP EVERY ONE WE KNOW!!! I JUST WANT TO TURN ON MY T.V AND PLAY A FUCKEN VIDEO GAME AND NOW DA SHIT WANT'S TO DOWNLOAD AND THATS MY FREE TIME FOR DA NIGHT ,ENTIRE DAY GONE TO DA MACHINE OF DOING ALL DA SHIT I AHVE TO DO ,AND DA TEXT SAYS "VIDEO GAME'S SHOULD LOAD UP INSTANTLEY , NO UPDATES NO DOWNLOADS NO INSTALL'S THEY SHOULD MAKE HABIT'S THAT ARE EASYER TO KEEP DOING ,THEY SHOULD MAKE FRIENDS WHO WANT TO HANG OUT THE SHOULD MAKE FLAMING HOT VEGTABLES THEY SOULD MAKE GAS YOU ONLYE HAVE TO PUT IN YOUR CAR ONE TIME THEY SHOULD MAKE A COUNTREY TAT DOSENT OUTLAW ANY OF MY FREINDS OR FAMLEY MEMBERS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
