too old to learn to skate
too old to go full goth
some new rap i dont get it
too old for candy
too old to learn spanish
get heartburn from beer
too old to be skinny
starting to like tom petty
too old to establish credit
its too late to really do anything cool
too old for hard video games
too old for a real career type job
my hip just hurt for the first time ever
maybe ill never be good at bass
too old to ride a bike for fun
too old to eat hell of burgers
no man should out live his cat
cartoons seem stupid now
too old to stay up late
too old for sex probably
too old for baggy jeans
too old to be friends with teens
what if im never happy like when i was a kid
BUT STILL KICKING ASS!!!
bitch
I DONT NEED
FRIENDS
ALL I NEED IS A FEW PEOPLE
WHO I KNOW AND HAVE A BOND OF MUTUEL AFFECTON WITH
AND ARE FAVORED COMPANION'S
VOLUNTARILY ATTACHED BY AFFECTON AND ESTEEM BITCH!!!
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LOAN WOLF - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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FREINDS COME AND GO,,,
MOSTLY GO
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NOT MY FUALT , IM PERFECT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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A SKLETEON LOCKED IN ICE WHO COULD SWEAR IT WAS EASYER TO MAKE FRIENDS AND HAVE FRIENDS A LONG TIME AGO, GO TO THERE HOUSE AND THEN GO IN THE WOODS, OR GO TO THERE HOUSE THEN DRIVE AROUND ,GO TO SHITTY RESTRANT BUT NOW IT COSTS $$$$$$ FOR SHIT FOOD, GO TO SEE SHITTY BAND BUT NOW IT COSTS $$$$$$$$$ FOR SHIT MUSIC AND A BUNCH OF KIDS WITH MUSTACHES BUMPING INTO YOU THE WHOLE TIME, ITS FUCKED HOW THEY DRESS LIKE SINEFELD AND HAVE MUSTACHES NOW BUT WHAT ARE YA GONGA DO, THEY DO IT BECAUSE IT UPSET'S US, AND IT WORK'S ,BUT WE JUST WANT TO HANG OUT, SO ,BE NICER IS MY OPINION, ANY WAY "FORGOT HOW TO HAVE FREINDS, DID I EVER KNOW HOW " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
a skeliA SKELITEN DRINKEN A NICE GOBLET OF JUICE AND THERE SAYIN "I DONT CARE WHO U ARE, I DONT CARE WHERE YOURE FROM, I DONT CARE HOW YOU L OOK, IF YOU SEED YOUR TORRENT'S, YOUR MY FREIND " - AND THATS REAL TALK SEED YOUR TORRENTS FUCK PAYING FOR STREAMING VIDEO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
AN ANCIENT SKILETON GAZE'S DOWN ONTO A SMALLER SKEMETON ON AN OUT CROPPING AND SAY'S : SOCIETY IS FUCKED BURN IT ALL DOWN EXCEPT FOR: UNSHY FREIND WHO MAKES THERE FREINDS BE FRIENDS WITH YOU, OLD COMPUTER GOOD GAMES STILL WORKS, VAPE PENS, DOG THAT LIKE YOU MORE THAN THERE OWNER, NON IPA CRAFT BEER, COOK PIZZA LONGER TO BROWN THE CHEESE, FREE CUPS OF FOOD AT KOREAN RESTAURAUNT, VAPE PEN, ELECTRONIC WHEED, BIG FREE LIBRARY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
PROBLY FORGOT SOME BUT THATS "DA NATURE OF DA PEN" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELOTION EMERGEN FROM DA OCEAN AND THINKIN ABOUT THERE LIFE, AND DA ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN ,AND RUMMINATING ON DA ABSTRATION OF LANGUAGE, AND THERE SAYIN "I DONT NEED FREINDS, ALL I NEED IS A FEW PEOPLE WHO I KNOW AND HAVE A BOND OF MUTUAL AFFECTION WITH,AND ARE FAVORITE COMPANION'S VOLUNTARLY ATTACHED BY AFFECTION AND ESTEEM" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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DONT NEED EM - dashare.zone ADMIN
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A SKELTOIN SCREAMIN "WHY DIDNT SOMEONE TELL ME????" HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW, HOW DO YOU KNOW SHIT AUTOMATCALLY, MUST OF MISSED THAT DAY IN SCHOL, NO ONE TOLD ME THIS SHIT - THEY TAKE 10000 YEARS TO MAKE YOU LEARN DUMB SHIT AND NEVER TELL YOU THAT IF YOUR FRIEND SAYS "WERE ALL GETTING TOGETHER ON FRIDAY" THAT YOUR SUPPOSED TO GO WITH THEM???? I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST TELLING ME THERE NEWS??? I MEAN THE SKELETEON THOUGHT THAT ? BUT PROBLY OTHER PEOPLE DONT KNOW EITHER SO WHAT DA FUCK? IF OYU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING JUST TELL ME BECAUSE IM VERY STUPID - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SELKETEN REACHEN FOR THERE CLICKY KEYBOARD,,, "IM ON MY COMPUTER TO DO 2 THINGS, POST AND MAKE FRIENDS, AND IM TERRIBLE AT MAKING FREINDS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A OLD TIMEY SKELATEN THAT SAYS " THE GOVERENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, I AM YOU'RE FRIEND, WHAT ARE WE DOING LATER " - MORE THOGHTS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
YOU AINT GETTIN A FAIR SHAKE FROM ME!!! I DONT GIVE MUCH OF A SHIT ABOUT GAME'S I JUST WANT TO CHILL OUT WITH PEPOLE I LIKE , SO WATCH YOUR ASS OR IM GONGA LET YOU WIN MOTER FUCKER!!! AND THATS WHAT DA IMAGE SAYS " A EVIL SKELATEN IN A GEAR SAYS THE SAME SHIT " SIKE ILL TYPE IT ALL OUT LMAO "DONT PLAY GAMES WITH ME, I WILL LET YOU WIN, YOUR MORE INVESTED THAN I AM, AND I WANT TO MAKE MY FREINDS HAPPY" AND THATS REAL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
WHY DONT I HAVE FREINDS ? HARD TO GET ALONG WITH , ANXIETY, VERY SCARED, EVERY ONE UNCOMFORTABEL , --- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - AND IM (S)OCIALY ANXIOUS (H)EAVY DEPRESION (I)NFLEXIBLE AND (T)IRESOME - AND I VOTE - I WILL VOTE WHEN I FIGURE OUT HOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTONE DREAMEN ABOUT DA DAY THAT THEY GET THE ENOURMOUS SWORD OF THERE DREAM'S ,HEAVY YET WIELDABLE ,ITS STEEL CATCHING DA LIGHT OF DA SUN JUST BEFORE IT DISSAPEAR'S BEHIND DA MOUNTAIN'S,WAKE UP EARLY TO TRAIN WITH SWORD ,DISPLAY PROUDLY IN HOME,AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO SHARE DA LOVE OF SWORD THEN WITH PEPOLE WITH WHOM THEY FORGGED A BOND OF LOVE AND TRUST ,A HARSH WORLDS CONSTANT SCREAMING MUTED ONLY BY DA HUMAN CONNECTON'S WE MAKE, AND DA COOL SWORD'S WE BUY , AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT NEED ANYONE TOO LIKE ME ALL I NEED IS A ENOURMOUS SWORD AND DA MUTUAL TRUST AND SUPORT OF FREINDS ACQUAINATACES AND COROWORKERS MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A BAD A$$ SKELATEN IN A OLD TIME OUTFIT WITH OLD A$$ CURTENS LIKE THERE ABOUT TO HAVE A SEANCE TO CALL UPON SPIRIT'S , AND DA TEXT SAY'S "THE GOVERMENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND , I AM YOU'RE FRIEND, WHAT ARE WE DOING LATER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IT MIGHT BE A MESSAGE FROM BEYOND DA GRAVE OR MAYBE ITS JUST SOMETHING YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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THE GOVERMENT IS NOT YOU'RE FRIEND!!! SHIRT BY dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN A WORLD THAT STARTED BAD AND SEEMS TO BE GETTEN WORSE, BUT GUESS WHAT, IF YOU HATE IT THEN DONT JOIN IN BY BEING A PEACE OF SHIT!!!
"BUT WHAT DO I GET IF IM NICE" YOU GET TO KNOW AT LEAST ONE NICE PERSON!!!
"BUT WHAT IF I CARE MORE ABOUT THE WORLD THEN IT CARES ABOUT ME" THEN YOUR A BRIGHT STAR IN A DIM GALAXY!!!!
"THE WORLD ISNT WORTHY OF MY LOVE" YEA NO SHIT IT SUCKS BUT THINK OF IT LIKE ADOPTING A DOG THATS SAD, YOU CAN MAKE IT BETTER YOURSELF DUMSHIT,
STOP SUCKIN A$$ AND START KICKIN A$$ AND BEING NICE TODAY MOTHER FUCKER. DA TEXT "IVE BEEN NICE FOR A LONG TIME, GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER, I AINT GONNA STOP " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A OLD TIMEY SKELATEN THAT SAYS " THE GOVERENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, I AM YOU'RE FRIEND, WHAT ARE WE DOING LATER " AND THE DAMB GOVERNMENT IS ALWAYS MADE OF THE WORST PEOPLE YOUR EVER GONA SEE, BUT THEY TOLD US IN 4TH GRADE TAHT THE GOVERMENT IS HERE TO SERVE US AND EVERYONE STILL BELEIVES IT FOR SOME REASON, IT PROBLY SHOULD DO THAT BUT READ THE NEWS FOR 30 SECONDS AND SEE IF THATS TRUE LMAO , AND IF YOU EVER MENTION THIS SOME ONE WILL POP UP AND SAY "IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, VOTE" WHICH IS FUNNY BECUASE THE SUPPREME COURT IS THE ONE WHOSE DOIN HALF THE DIRTY WORK, AND YOUR NOT ALOWED TO VOTE FOR IT, THINK ABOUT IT, I DONT HAVE A SOLUTION BUT YOU SHOULD TRY TO DO SOMETHING FUN INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY EAT NEWS ARTICLES THATS MEANT TO KEEP YOU IN A STATE OF FEAR , YOU NEED TO GO TO THE WOOD'S, THE LEAFS ARE FALLING NOW, MOST CINEMATIC TIME TO GO TO THE BEST PLACE THATS LEFT IN THE DAMB WORLD , GO TO THE FOREST BEFORE THEY OUTLAW IT OR TURN IT INTO A CAR DEALERSHIP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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GET SHRIT OF THIS AT dashare.zone/products/the... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
IM HERE TO DO 2 THINGS : MAKE FRIENDS AND TYPE!!, AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE FREINDS!!!!!! A SKELITEN COVERED IN JEWEL'S ROASTEN A HUGE CIGAR TELLS YOU "I WILL NEVER STOP TYPING I WILL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP, THIS IS MY PROMISE, AND I DONT KNOW HOW, I DONT KNOW HOW TO SHUT THE FUC KUP " I DIDNT BUY A COMPUTER TO NOT TYPE ON IT, I DONT USE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS TO NOT FILL THEM UP WITH MY IDEA'S, I WILL NEVER LOGOFF, I WILL NEVER STOP SHARING, I WILL KEEP KICKEN AS MUCH A$$ AS POSSIBLE WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF MY OWN PROBLEM'S, I WILL CONTINUE TO PERSEVERE IN A WORLD DESIGNED TO STRIP ME OF MY LAST DOLLER AND GIVE IT TO BILLIONAIRES, AND WHEN THE COMPLIANCE DRONE ASSASSATES ME IN 2028 FOR NOT OWNING A AMERICAN FLAG MY LAST WORD WILL BE LOL, IF NOT LMAO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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I WILL NEVER STOP TYPING MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON DYING ON A DESERT PLANNET AND DA TEXT SAYS "A TRUE FREIND WONT ASK IF YOU NEED HELP, THELL LET YOU HANDLE YOUR PROBLEMS BY YOUR SELF AND COME BACK WHEN YOUR NOT BUMMING THEM OUT " - AT THE END OF THE DAY THE SKELATEN LOVES TO WALK ON EGG SHELLS AND FEARS ABANDOMENT, WELL I DONT REALLY KNOW THAT BUT THATS THE TYPE SHYT EVERY ONE SAYS, MY INSURANCE DOSENT COVER THERAPY SO I JUST TRY TO READ ONLINE THE STUFF THEY WOULD TELL YOU THERE ,ACTUALLY INSURANCE WORKS THE SAME WAY AS FREINDS, HAPPY TO TAKE YA MONEY EVERY MONTH BUT IF SOME THING HAPPENS THEIR LIKE "IM BROKE CANT HELP YOU NOW GL" SO MAYBE I SHOLD CALL A MEDICAL CLAIMS ADJUSTER AND ASK EM WHAT THEIR DOING LATER ,MAYBE THIS IS "HOW TO MAKE FREINDS AS AN ADULT" THE MYSTERY WE ALL STUDY AND CAN NEVER SOLVE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
