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too old to learn to skate too old to go full goth some new rap i dont get it too old for candy too old to learn spanish get heartburn from beer too old to be skinny starting to like tom petty too old to establish credit its too late to really do anything cool too old for hard video games too old for a real career type job my hip just hurt for the first time ever maybe ill never be good at bass too old to ride a bike for fun too old to eat hell of burgers no man should out live his cat cartoons seem stupid now too old to stay up late too old for sex probably too old for baggy jeans too old to be friends with teens what if im never happy like when i was a kid BUT STILL KICKING ASS!!! bitch
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too old to learn to skate too old to go full goth some new rap i dont get it too old for candy too old to learn spanish get heartburn from beer too old to be skinny starting to like tom petty too old to establish credit its too late to really do anything cool too old for hard video games too old for a real career type job my hip just hurt for the first time ever maybe ill never be good at bass too old to ride a bike for fun too old to eat hell of burgers no man should out live his cat cartoons seem stupid now too old to stay up late too old for sex probably too old for baggy jeans too old to be friends with teens what if im never happy like when i was a kid BUT STILL KICKING ASS!!! bitch
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"THE,FUTURE WAS WIDE OPEN" TOM P.
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RIDING A BIKE SUCKS ASS BUT YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE I CAN GET THOSE MOPED KITS TOO TIRED KNEES HURT DONT WANNA DO IT
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RIDING A BIKE SUCKS ASS BUT YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE I CAN GET THOSE MOPED KITS TOO TIRED KNEES HURT DONT WANNA DO IT
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https://t.co/4EPleqlDLX
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DONE WITH BIKES NOTHANKS - to fast to be safe - not as fast as car - to much whind - you die if you fuck up
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DONE WITH BIKES NOTHANKS - to fast to be safe - not as fast as car - to much whind - you die if you fuck up
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IM' JUST GOING TO WALK EVERY WHERE NOW. AND THE CHAIN CAME OFF MINE AND GOT GREESE ON MY HANDS SO FUCK IT https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE -ADMIN
ANYONE CAN RIDE A BIKE ONLY THE BEST CAN BET TO SCARED TO RTIDE A BIKE
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ANYONE CAN RIDE A BIKE ONLY THE BEST CAN BET TO SCARED TO RTIDE A BIKE
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AND IM THE BEST - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
BIKE PARADISE NO FUCKEN CAR'S 100% VOTER TURN OUT AND THEY HATE AMERICA LET ME IN KIM JONG BITCH
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BIKE PARADISE NO FUCKEN CAR'S 100% VOTER TURN OUT AND THEY HATE AMERICA LET ME IN KIM JONG BITCH
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I SHOULD BE ALOWED TO GO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
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I DONT "KNOW CURSIVE",,, I DONT "EAT VEGTABLES", I DONT "EXXERCICE", I DONT "KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE",,,,, I DONT "READ BOOK'S", I DONT "PAY MY BILL'S" WE EXIST
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I DONT "KNOW CURSIVE",,, I DONT "EAT VEGTABLES", I DONT "EXXERCICE", I DONT "KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE",,,,, I DONT "READ BOOK'S", I DONT "PAY MY BILL'S" WE EXIST
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FUCK OF - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
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A SKALETEN SHAKIN HAND'S WITH A BICYCLE,,, "ALL CARS ARE BASTERDS, STREETS ARE FOR PEOPLE, PARKING LOTS ARE OURS TOO, LEGALIZE LOITERING " - WE MUST NOT LET OUR WORLD BE CONTROLLED BY 3000 POUND MOTERIZED VEHICLES DRIVEN BY PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHIN VIDEOS ON THERE PHONE!!! I MEAN WE ALREADY LET IT HAPPEN BUT WE SHOULD TAKE IT BACK I GUESS,,, IDK OR AT LEAST MAKE FUN OF THEM, YOU SHOULD MAKE FUN OF CAR DRIVER'S AT DA VERY LEAST, THINK ABOUT IN 10,000 YEARS WHAT THERE GONNA BE TALKIN ABOUT ON EARTH AND IF THEY EVER FIGURE OUT WHAT WE WERE DOIN IN 2026 THERE GONNA BE LAUGHING ABOUT HOW WERE ALL DRIVIN INDIVIDUAL CAR'S AROUND, OR MAYBE THELL THINK THAT THE CAR'S WERE RELIGOUS OBJECT'S, THEY WILL SAY WE USED THEM IN DEATH RITUALS, WHICH WOULD ALSO BE RIGHT, MUCH TO THINK ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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A SKALETEN SHAKIN HAND'S WITH A BICYCLE,,, "ALL CARS ARE BASTERDS, STREETS ARE FOR PEOPLE, PARKING LOTS ARE OURS TOO, LEGALIZE LOITERING " - WE MUST NOT LET OUR WORLD BE CONTROLLED BY 3000 POUND MOTERIZED VEHICLES DRIVEN BY PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHIN VIDEOS ON THERE PHONE!!! I MEAN WE ALREADY LET IT HAPPEN BUT WE SHOULD TAKE IT BACK I GUESS,,, IDK OR AT LEAST MAKE FUN OF THEM, YOU SHOULD MAKE FUN OF CAR DRIVER'S AT DA VERY LEAST, THINK ABOUT IN 10,000 YEARS WHAT THERE GONNA BE TALKIN ABOUT ON EARTH AND IF THEY EVER FIGURE OUT WHAT WE WERE DOIN IN 2026 THERE GONNA BE LAUGHING ABOUT HOW WERE ALL DRIVIN INDIVIDUAL CAR'S AROUND, OR MAYBE THELL THINK THAT THE CAR'S WERE RELIGOUS OBJECT'S, THEY WILL SAY WE USED THEM IN DEATH RITUALS, WHICH WOULD ALSO BE RIGHT, MUCH TO THINK ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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ACAB - GET SHIRT OF IT AT dashare.zone/products/all... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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WE HAVE CEDED OUR PUBLIC SPACE TO MACHINE'S WHICH KILL HUMAN BEINGS ,ALL "SAFETY FEATURES" ARE ONLY ABOUT PROTECTING DA OWNER, NEVER ANY ONE OUTSIDE OF THE VEHICICLE, THEIR GIVING US FEWER CRACKERS IN SMALLER BOXES AND THEN THEY MAKE THE GROCEY BAGS SMALLER HOPING WE WONT NOTICE ,LUNCHABLE'S USED TO HAVE COOKYS, DA GREEK NUMBER "PI" DECREASES IN VALUE EVERY DAY AND WERE SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE THIS IS NORMAL, ANY WAY, DA IMAGE IS A SKLETAN SHAKING HANDS WITH A BICYCLE AND IT SAY'S "ALL CAR'S ARE BASTERDS - STREETS ARE FOR PEOPLE - PARKING LOTS ARE OURS TOO - LEGALIZE LOITERING " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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WE HAVE CEDED OUR PUBLIC SPACE TO MACHINE'S WHICH KILL HUMAN BEINGS ,ALL "SAFETY FEATURES" ARE ONLY ABOUT PROTECTING DA OWNER, NEVER ANY ONE OUTSIDE OF THE VEHICICLE, THEIR GIVING US FEWER CRACKERS IN SMALLER BOXES AND THEN THEY MAKE THE GROCEY BAGS SMALLER HOPING WE WONT NOTICE ,LUNCHABLE'S USED TO HAVE COOKYS, DA GREEK NUMBER "PI" DECREASES IN VALUE EVERY DAY AND WERE SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE THIS IS NORMAL, ANY WAY, DA IMAGE IS A SKLETAN SHAKING HANDS WITH A BICYCLE AND IT SAY'S "ALL CAR'S ARE BASTERDS - STREETS ARE FOR PEOPLE - PARKING LOTS ARE OURS TOO - LEGALIZE LOITERING " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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ACAB - dashare.zone ADMIN
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A SKELATEN POINTEN AT A SKELTAN WHOSE RIDEN THERE BIKE INTO DA FUTURE TO FUCK IT UP "MANY FUCK UPS TO COME , "YOUR WELCOME" " , OH AND DA TEXT " ALREADY FUCKED UP TODAY PROBABLY GONNA FUCK UP TOMORROW " SO NOW WHATS UP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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A SKELATEN POINTEN AT A SKELTAN WHOSE RIDEN THERE BIKE INTO DA FUTURE TO FUCK IT UP "MANY FUCK UPS TO COME , "YOUR WELCOME" " , OH AND DA TEXT " ALREADY FUCKED UP TODAY PROBABLY GONNA FUCK UP TOMORROW " SO NOW WHATS UP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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LETS FUCKEN GO - dashare.zone ADMIN
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A SKELTON RIDEN THERE BIKE OUT OF THE DAMB CITY NEVVER TO RETURN !! THE DAMB BOSS JUST WANTS YA BACK SO HE CAN ACT LIKE THE WARDEN OR A TEACHER AND TAKE YOU'RE DAMB PHONE AWAY ,AND COMMERCAL REAL ESTATE INVESTERS ARE SCARED THAT THERE GONGA LOSE MONEY ON OFFICE RENT ,MEAN WHILE ALL DA BEIGE OFFICE WORKERS TELL YOU SHIT LIKE "WE NEED YOU TO BE HERE TO SEE YOU'RE SMILE" WELL,,IF YOUR NOT MY DENTIST OR MY FRIEND YOUR NOT ENTITLED TO MY SMILE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! I AINT BREATHIN YOU'RE DISEASE!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "I WILL NEVER RETURN TOO OFFICE ,IF I WANT TO HEAR PEOPLE COGHING FOR 8 HOURS ILL GO TO THE DOCTER ,ITS IN A BUILDING THAT USE TO BE A PIZZA HUT IT SMELLS LIKE HORSES AND NOBODY TELLS ME IM NOT ALOWED TO USE MY PHONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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A SKELTON RIDEN THERE BIKE OUT OF THE DAMB CITY NEVVER TO RETURN !! THE DAMB BOSS JUST WANTS YA BACK SO HE CAN ACT LIKE THE WARDEN OR A TEACHER AND TAKE YOU'RE DAMB PHONE AWAY ,AND COMMERCAL REAL ESTATE INVESTERS ARE SCARED THAT THERE GONGA LOSE MONEY ON OFFICE RENT ,MEAN WHILE ALL DA BEIGE OFFICE WORKERS TELL YOU SHIT LIKE "WE NEED YOU TO BE HERE TO SEE YOU'RE SMILE" WELL,,IF YOUR NOT MY DENTIST OR MY FRIEND YOUR NOT ENTITLED TO MY SMILE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! I AINT BREATHIN YOU'RE DISEASE!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "I WILL NEVER RETURN TOO OFFICE ,IF I WANT TO HEAR PEOPLE COGHING FOR 8 HOURS ILL GO TO THE DOCTER ,ITS IN A BUILDING THAT USE TO BE A PIZZA HUT IT SMELLS LIKE HORSES AND NOBODY TELLS ME IM NOT ALOWED TO USE MY PHONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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NEVVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
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