Tag: bike (6)

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too old to learn to skate too old to go full goth some new rap i dont get it too old for candy too old to learn spanish get heartburn from beer too old to be skinny starting to like tom petty too old to establish credit its too late to really do anything cool too old for hard video games too old for a real career type job my hip just hurt for the first time ever maybe ill never be good at bass too old to ride a bike for fun too old to eat hell of burgers no man should out live his cat cartoons seem stupid now too old to stay up late too old for sex probably too old for baggy jeans too old to be friends with teens what if im never happy like when i was a kid BUT STILL KICKING ASS!!! bitch

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"THE,FUTURE WAS WIDE OPEN" TOM P.

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[ video games burgers cat friends ]

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RIDING A BIKE SUCKS ASS BUT YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE I CAN GET THOSE MOPED KITS TOO TIRED KNEES HURT DONT WANNA DO IT

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https://t.co/4EPleqlDLX

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[ gotta do what you gotta do ]

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DONE WITH BIKES NOTHANKS - to fast to be safe - not as fast as car - to much whind - you die if you fuck up

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IM' JUST GOING TO WALK EVERY WHERE NOW. AND THE CHAIN CAME OFF MINE AND GOT GREESE ON MY HANDS SO FUCK IT https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE -ADMIN

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ANYONE CAN RIDE A BIKE ONLY THE BEST CAN BET TO SCARED TO RTIDE A BIKE

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AND IM THE BEST - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN

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BIKE PARADISE NO FUCKEN CAR'S 100% VOTER TURN OUT AND THEY HATE AMERICA LET ME IN KIM JONG BITCH

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I SHOULD BE ALOWED TO GO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN

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[ north korea america ]

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I DONT "KNOW CURSIVE",,, I DONT "EAT VEGTABLES", I DONT "EXXERCICE", I DONT "KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE",,,,, I DONT "READ BOOK'S", I DONT "PAY MY BILL'S" WE EXIST

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FUCK OF - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN